Rant Warning Signs in a Woman ....

[CaptainHowdy]

I'm compiling a list of warning signs that will help me cross the dark, terrifying wood of meeting women without losing my life or limbs. In no specific order these are first ones that pop into my mind:

- Has shaven completely her head ​(not due an illness or an accident).

- Has more than one pet/child.

- Has a dreamcatcher tattoo.

- Has dated me in the past (That is the reason why I never went back with any of my former love partners​).

Do you have some more to add up??

[The Porn Nerd]

She smells like garlic
Too many piercings
Too many tattoos
Hairy, unshaven bush (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Cross-eyed
Bi-polar
Narcissist
Virgin
Sex worker (trust me)
Psychiatrist/Psychologist (they're nuts)
Stripper (there's never enough coke or money for them)
BBW (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Midgets
Catholics
Anyone from Brazil (they're nuts)
Russians (for obvious reasons)
Scientologist
Mormon (unless she's throwing in her two sisters as part of the deal)
Fake boobs (too high maintenance)
Chicks into sports (too much like dudes)
Bartenders

That's just off the top of my sad, damaged head. LOL

[CurrentlySober]

She DOESNT like poo...

Perhaps this is why I'm single?

[CaptainHowdy]

[Look Chang]

She has no balls ...

[davidCRM]

has no friends & proud of it

[freecartoonporn]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

She smells like garlic
Too many piercings
Too many tattoos
Hairy, unshaven bush (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Cross-eyed
Bi-polar
Narcissist
Virgin
Sex worker (trust me)
Psychiatrist/Psychologist (they're nuts)
Stripper (there's never enough coke or money for them)
BBW (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Midgets
Catholics
Anyone from Brazil (they're nuts)
Russians (for obvious reasons)
Scientologist
Mormon (unless she's throwing in her two sisters as part of the deal)
Fake boobs (too high maintenance)
Chicks into sports (too much like dudes)
Bartenders

That's just off the top of my sad, damaged head. LOL

whats wrong with virgins ?

[Adultium]

If she looks like hoochie

[JuicyBunny]

Isn't Japanese.

[pimpmaster9000]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

She smells like garlic
Too many piercings
Too many tattoos
Hairy, unshaven bush (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Cross-eyed
Bi-polar
Narcissist
Virgin
Sex worker (trust me)
Psychiatrist/Psychologist (they're nuts)
Stripper (there's never enough coke or money for them)
BBW (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Midgets
Catholics
Anyone from Brazil (they're nuts)
Russians (for obvious reasons)
Scientologist
Mormon (unless she's throwing in her two sisters as part of the deal)
Fake boobs (too high maintenance)
Chicks into sports (too much like dudes)
Bartenders

That's just off the top of my sad, damaged head. LOL

thats a pretty decent list except for the fake boobs and chicks in to sports...

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

She smells like garlic
Too many piercings
Anyone from Brazil (they're nuts)

I used to be more open, even enthusiastic, about girls with piercings but now they should be on my top of the list as well.

Brazilian girls sure are loudmouths, is that the reason why?

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

whats wrong with virgins ?

Clearly you have never had a virgin. LOL Let's just say they're nervous, inexperienced and bloody.

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I used to be more open, even enthusiastic, about girls with piercings but now they should be on my top of the list as well.

Brazilian girls sure are loudmouths, is that the reason why?

No, it's because Brazilians are insane. Totally whacko. Incredibly sexy and hot but complete nut jobs. LOL
But hey, if you're into that sort of thing....:D

[InfoGuy]

Stay away from women lawyers. It's bad enough arguing with women, but it's way worse when arguing with women who do it for a living.

If she ever cheated on someone else, she's more likely to cheat on you.

If her mom and older sisters are overweight, odds are genetics will catch up with her sooner or later. She'll constantly ask you "Do I look fat?".

Avoid women who are excessively needy or clingy.

And if she's pre-op, post-op or has an adam's apple, you should turn around and run.

[SilentKnight]

The wife and I threw caution to the wind and overlooked each other's warning signs long ago.

Comin' up on our 20th anniversary this Aug.

Glad I don't have to play the singles market these days. Way too many psychotic ones out there.

[just a punk]

She is an American (you all know what I'm talking about).
She is a feminist.
She doesn't take shower at least a couple times a day.
She doesn't care of her look (she's ugly and neglected).
She doesn't care of her health.
She has an attraction to other males and females.
She hates children and animals.
She drinks.
She's asking you for a money of gifts.
She doesn't care about your family members.
She speaks too much.
She's frigid and a stimulant.
She's religious.
She's can't cook even a good borsch.
She's stupid and annoying.

^^^
They are my personal warning signs. I have married only when ensured what my girl doesn't meet any of them.

P.S. When I'm talking about family members care, I'm not talking about something abstract. When my father was dying of Parkinson disease (he was a former boxer), my wife was spending days driving him to various clinics etc. She has visited him and my mom almost daily to bring the products, meds and everything they needed. She was sitting with him when my mom had to be away from home. She was helping us to wash him etc. That's because she's a real wife and I glad she's Russian. Don't tell me that an American, French or German woman will be ready to do the same for your family members.

[bronco67]

The inability to meet a great girl is probably more about you.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Look Chang

She has no balls ...

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

She is an American (you all know what I'm talking about).
She is a feminist.
She doesn't take shower at least a couple times a day.
She doesn't care of her look (she's ugly and neglected).
She doesn't care of her health.
She has an attraction to other males and females.
She hates children and animals.
She drinks.
She's asking you for a money of gifts.
She doesn't care about your family members.
She speaks too much.
She's frigid and a stimulant.
She's religious.
She's can't cook even a good borsch.
She's stupid and annoying.

^^^
They are my personal warning signs. I have married only when ensured what my girl doesn't meet any of them.

P.S. When I'm talking about family members care, I'm not talking about something abstract. When my father was dying of Parkinson disease (he was a former boxer), my wife was spending days driving him to various clinics etc. She has visited him and my mom almost daily to bring the products, meds and everything they needed. She was sitting with him when my mom had to be away from home. She was helping us to wash him etc. That's because she's a real wife and I glad she's Russian. Don't tell me that an American, French or German woman will be ready to do the same for your family members.

So why can't I trust Russian women in America comrade?
Do I have to move to ButtFuckStan to find such an angel as you describe?

Because MY experience with Russian women in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Miami is this: untrustworthy, duplicitous, gold digging, money hungry scammers and hustlers.

Now if they are somehow an American citizen without having married some idiot beforehand to do so that is a different story. But if it's a nurse you want, not a wife/lover/mother, any Polish girl will do. Plus they are prettier.

[kane]

I don't mind girls with tattoos (currently with a girl who has a full back piece) but if she has a paragraph of text tattooed on her, she's crazy.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

So why can't I trust Russian women in America comrade?

Maybe the problem is in you and because all your Russian "women" in the USA are whores, cheaters and prostitutes who came to the States for hunting on silly American boys with money (we call those predators)? That's your problem and I don't really care. The only thing I know, I would never have any relationship with an American one - not here and not there.

Do you really think that a normal good Russian girl will travel to the unknown country like the USA to find a love and a family there? You must be an idiot if you think so. Only predators doing that. And the closest example is an ex of my best friend. She's always been a real bitch, and course she... moved to LA, married on some fat and stupid American movie producer about 5 years ago. I do believe she has sucked all the blood of him already... This is the exact type of a Russia woman you will meet in 99% cases in the USA. Normal girls who need a family but not money, live here. They don't seek for it in other countries. Wanna meet a real Russian woman? Come to Russia - there is a lot of them. Wanna find a Russian predator whore - check out LA.

P.S. I'm married for almost 25 years and my wife has never asked me for money or for a gift (can you believe it?) In a same time she's not a stupid doll (she has a high education in economics, knows JavaScript, CSS, HTML and even can win me in chess). Plus to that she's very beautiful (my friends say I'm married on Scarlett Johansson because their faces are very similar )

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm compiling a list of warning signs that will help me cross the dark, terrifying wood of meeting women without losing my life or limbs. In no specific order these are first ones that pop into my mind:

- Has shaven completely her head ​(not due an illness or an accident).

- Has more than one pet/child.

- Has a dreamcatcher tattoo.

- Has dated me in the past (That is the reason why I never went back with any of my former love partners​).

Do you have some more to add up??

a woman needs to have 4 things for me to consider dating her...

1. a job
2. a bank account
3. a car (clean inside and out)
4. a place to live (couch surfing or mom's is NOT a place to live)

then I figure out if we have common agendas... "hey what kind of stuff do you and your boyfriend do on dates? .. she might like to do crap I have no interest in, like pegging lol!!

so I get info and find out if she is single..

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

But if it's a nurse you want, not a wife/lover/mother, any Polish girl will do. Plus they are prettier.

Who's talking about a nurse? Any wife/lover/mother has been able to take care of relatives who need help. This is how a real family does look like. Here or say in Italy (we are very similar with Italians on that). My wife is 1/4 Polish BTW

[Manfap]

That she is somehow attracted to an utter cunt like me.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by kane

I don't mind girls with tattoos (currently with a girl who has a full back piece) but if she has a paragraph of text tattooed on her, she's crazy.

I missed that one and it should be on top of my list.

[BAKO]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

She smells like garlic
Too many piercings
Too many tattoos
Hairy, unshaven bush (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Cross-eyed
Bi-polar
Narcissist
Virgin
Sex worker (trust me)
Psychiatrist/Psychologist (they're nuts)
Stripper (there's never enough coke or money for them)
BBW (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Midgets
Catholics
Anyone from Brazil (they're nuts)
Russians (for obvious reasons)
Scientologist
Mormon (unless she's throwing in her two sisters as part of the deal)
Fake boobs (too high maintenance)
Chicks into sports (too much like dudes)
Bartenders

That's just off the top of my sad, damaged head. LOL

I like Bartenders lol

[ArielRebel]

sooooo... you guys are turning gay right? Seems like every reason is good for not dating a woman lol!

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

P.S. I'm married for almost 25 years and my wife has never asked me for money or for a gift (can you believe it?) In a same time she's not a stupid doll (she has a high education in economics, knows JavaScript, CSS, HTML and even can win me in chess). Plus to that she's very beautiful (my friends say I'm married on Scarlett Johansson because their faces are very similar )

Wow your wife sounds amazing! Does she have a sister?

Originally Posted by ArielRebel

sooooo... you guys are turning gay right? Seems like every reason is good for not dating a woman lol!

Because we are all disappointed we cannot date you Ariel!
So we have to put up with crazy women instead.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Wow your wife sounds amazing! Does she have a sister?

Yes's she owns a crown of miss of her city, she was working as a host on Japanese TV (she fluently speaks their language). But... she's also married years ago. Married on a Russian man here in Russia. You're too late

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Yes's she owns a crown of miss of her city, she was working as a host on Japanese TV (she fluently speaks their language). But... she's also married years ago. Married on a Russian man here in Russia. You're too late

Story of my life. Sigh.

[spads]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Maybe the problem is in you and because all your Russian "women" in the USA are whores, cheaters and prostitutes who came to the States for hunting on silly American boys with money (we call those predators)? That's your problem and I don't really care. The only thing I know, I would never have any relationship with an American one - not here and not there.

Do you really think that a normal good Russian girl will travel to the unknown country like the USA to find a love and a family there? You must be an idiot if you think so. Only predators doing that. And the closest example is an ex of my best friend. She's always been a real bitch, and course she... moved to LA, married on some fat and stupid American movie producer about 5 years ago. I do believe she has sucked all the blood of him already... This is the exact type of a Russia woman you will meet in 99% cases in the USA. Normal girls who need a family but not money, live here. They don't seek for it in other countries. Wanna meet a real Russian woman? Come to Russia - there is a lot of them. Wanna find a Russian predator whore - check out LA.

P.S. I'm married for almost 25 years and my wife has never asked me for money or for a gift (can you believe it?) In a same time she's not a stupid doll (she has a high education in economics, knows JavaScript, CSS, HTML and even can win me in chess). Plus to that she's very beautiful (my friends say I'm married on Scarlett Johansson because their faces are very similar )

Russia must be a truly terrible place if women are willing to marry random dudes in other countries just to get out.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by spads

Russia must be a truly terrible place if women are willing to marry random dudes in other countries just to get out.

Women? No way. Only cheaters and predators are willing to marry a rich and stupid random guy to suck off his money. All women stay here and I'll tell you more: they don't like foreign dudes. Even prostitutes here make a note in their ads: "for Slavic people only". Yes, that's a very terrible place

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by ArielRebel

sooooo... you guys are turning gay right? Seems like every reason is good for not dating a woman lol!

I'd date you, Ariel <3 ...

[Spunky]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'd date you if you had a set of nuts and a cock, Ariel <3 ...

Edited for truth

[GAMEFINEST]

Doesnt like condoms

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Edited for truth

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