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ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 04:23 PM

For most porn stars taking a D in the B is just another day in paradise (or something remotely close to that), but for civilians it?s often a head-scratching activity that ends in pain and embarrassment.

For couples who have tried and failed at successfully achieving anal pleasure, the blame usually falls on one of three things: 1) the guy?s ?supposedly? too-large penis, 2) the girl?s uninviting asshole, or 3) ?It hurts goddammit, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT!? followed by someone announcing that ?we?re never doing that again, so don?t ask?? out loud.

Whatever the case may be, most of the population isn?t as good at achieving anal success as the folks in porn. These three porn stars, Nina Elle, Brooke Wylde and Chloe Amour, want to help change that by giving the human race the anal preparation knowledge we need. Let me just say, on behalf of everyone the world over, thanks for sharing, ladies.

L-Pink · 02-06-2015, 04:31 PM

"2) the girl?s uninviting asshole"

ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

"2) the girl?s uninviting asshole"

hilarious

OneHungLo · 02-06-2015, 04:58 PM

Their voices were like nails down a chalkboard. I lasted 15 seconds.

ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 05:10 PM

#analtutorial

L-Pink · 02-06-2015, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero

hilarious

Right now my mind is running a very gross slide show, thanks.

SpaceDoc · 02-06-2015, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Right now my mind is running a very gross slide show, thanks.

same here, but the brandy is helping to forget it

bronco67 · 02-06-2015, 08:07 PM

Is it weird if I like the pussy better? All I can think of when ass fucking is "this is where the doody comes out".

marcop · 02-06-2015, 08:12 PM

According to her agent's website, Chloe doesn't do anal: ATMLA | Adult Talent Managers | Top LA and OC Adult Modeling Porn Agency - Chloe Amour

Maybe she's practicing in preparation to doing it on camera? There's a set of butt plugs that range from tiny to large that help girls stretch out their sphincters, and I know of several girls who've done this.

The Porn Nerd · 02-06-2015, 11:19 PM

Europeans love anal for some reason. Perhaps because it's so "dirty"?

But too much attention to the anal area makes for a gay boy. Just sayin'. Especially in porn. LOL

Paul&John · 02-07-2015, 01:03 AM

lololol@top comment:
im here cause ima go to prison next month

ZeroHero · 02-07-2015, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

lololol@top comment:
im here cause ima go to prison next month

adultchatpay · 02-07-2015, 05:00 AM

3) “It hurts goddammit, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT!” followed by someone announcing that “we’re never doing that again

I am sure most of you experienced this.

Paul&John · 02-07-2015, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by marcop

According to her agent's website, Chloe doesn't do anal: ATMLA | Adult Talent Managers | Top LA and OC Adult Modeling Porn Agency - Chloe Amour

Maybe she's practicing in preparation to doing it on camera? There's a set of butt plugs that range from tiny to large that help girls stretch out their sphincters, and I know of several girls who've done this.

Yeah I haven't seen her doing anal on video yet..

ZeroHero · 02-07-2015, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay

3) ?It hurts goddammit, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT!? followed by someone announcing that ?we?re never doing that again

I am sure most of you experienced this.

99% here agreed

aka123 · 02-07-2015, 08:54 AM

Sounds swell.

I just have to tell her that don't eat today, as we are going to have anal at evening. Also I have to give her bunch on different sized butt plugs and remind her that it is a "process". Easy peacy. Doing anal hasn't been easier.

SilentKnight · 02-07-2015, 08:56 AM

I still recall a night of drunken sex back in the 80s when the GF at the time says, "Wait, do you know where you are right now?"

She said it so calmly and matter-of-fact. In retrospect it was kinda' funny.

I was rather hammered at the time, but quickly realized what was happening and managed to say, "Pittsburgh"?

NETSEX · 02-07-2015, 01:34 PM

3 idiots + camera + boobs = who cares what they are talking about

djroof · 02-07-2015, 01:54 PM

lol nice

Mediamix · 02-07-2015, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by NETSEX

3 idiots + camera + boobs = who cares what they are talking about

So true..

GAMEFINEST · 02-07-2015, 02:35 PM

I would never do anal.

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tucata · 02-07-2015, 02:41 PM

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