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keysync · 02-10-2015, 02:58 PM

Here's the link to the article. HERE

I call BS on the one in Indiana. I've been there.
Back about 20 years ago. Hands down the best.
Anymore... meh....

slapass · 02-10-2015, 03:09 PM

I think they like decor versus girls. Which is fine but...

onwebcam · 02-10-2015, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

I think they like decor versus girls. Which is fine but...

Judging by the article and it's many references to Yelp I don't think the writer has visited any of them.

djroof · 02-10-2015, 03:58 PM

Nice list...

atom · 02-10-2015, 04:09 PM

Not very accurate. The one in Minneapolis is now called the Library and it sucks shit. Fat ghetto bitches and the way they have their lasers arranged on stage guarantee you get beamed in the eye ever 2-3 minutes, I tried moving like 10 times because I thought it was the seat I was in. I went home and was laying in bed with my eyes closed and was seeing spots of light. Between that and my wife snoring next to me, put me in a very shitty mood.

Rochard · 02-10-2015, 04:17 PM

It's all about SEO....

slapass · 02-10-2015, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by atom

Not very accurate. The one in Minneapolis is now called the Library and it sucks shit. Fat ghetto bitches and the way they have their lasers arranged on stage guarantee you get beamed in the eye ever 2-3 minutes, I tried moving like 10 times because I thought it was the seat I was in. I went home and was laying in bed with my eyes closed and was seeing spots of light. Between that and my wife snoring next to me, put me in a very shitty mood.

Ricks is better.

tinffx · 02-10-2015, 07:41 PM

I was surprised to know I have been to 4 of these places. I can say with 100% certainty Mons venus isn't the best shoe show in Florida. AND dude left out D.C.

Who's got a favorite D.C. spot???

atom · 02-11-2015, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Ricks is better.

agreed, ricks is where I go. Whoever does the hiring there doesn't get paid enough. All 18-21 year old girls who are hot as hell.

candidpro · 02-11-2015, 01:13 PM

has the writer been to Vegas?? "for a place that is guaranteed to be hot any time of day, Sapphire is the clear cut winner." Um Vegas does have a winter and it's COLD! lol

rhon23 · 02-11-2015, 01:25 PM

Penthouse clubs made it on the list twice...sweet!

Sunny Day · 02-11-2015, 11:47 PM

My cousin had his bachelor party at Shotgun Willes. The announcer must have announced 50 bachelor parties that night. After every announcement the entire place yelled, "sucker."

The best club is long gone. The Red Apple in Kansas City, KS. They once paid the state a $105,000 fine to stay open. The state couldn't believe it when the Apple called up and asked, "cash or check?" State, "check is fine." 45 minutes the check was delivered 70 miles away.
They had an off-site casino night. Of the 150 people attending, 75 were FBI agents hoping to catch some KC mob guys.
A week later the state raided the Apple, finding over 200 violations, mostly felonies and shut them down.
Now that's a club where they liked to party. My favorite girl was crazy. She drank doubles of Crown with a Michelob back. She could suck the bottle to it's widest part. When they said, "all dancers on stage," she'd get up the bar and suck one of the bulbs in one of the light fixtures. Never saw a bartender shocked by someone's drink order. At a stripper's hotel birthday party, Crazy ordered 3 rounds and had them down before the bartender could make my Jack.

TTI-Rich · 02-12-2015, 12:29 AM

They forgot Loch Ness just outside of Somerset, Wisconsin. Skankiest sluts that side of the Mississippi.

EngineCash · 02-12-2015, 02:40 AM

Never been in neither of those clubs, but those babes are looking so hot... I would like to visit all of them...

Captain Kawaii · 02-12-2015, 02:51 AM

Paid Toplists? Money in that?

Mons Venus USED to be the bomb. Nude lap dances. hot women.... last time I went it was fairly mediocre. Anyone have a current report on the once legendary Mons? I loved the pussy lips t-shirts.

02-10-2015, 02:58 PM	#1
keysync Living the Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Murica Posts: 2,375	The Top Strip Clubs in the USA Here's the link to the article. HERE I call BS on the one in Indiana. I've been there. Back about 20 years ago. Hands down the best. Anymore... meh.... __________________

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atom Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 2,740	Not very accurate. The one in Minneapolis is now called the Library and it sucks shit. Fat ghetto bitches and the way they have their lasers arranged on stage guarantee you get beamed in the eye ever 2-3 minutes, I tried moving like 10 times because I thought it was the seat I was in. I went home and was laying in bed with my eyes closed and was seeing spots of light. Between that and my wife snoring next to me, put me in a very shitty mood. __________________ Have Chargebacks? Send me a message. ChargebackHelp.com

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02-11-2015, 11:47 PM	#12
Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Clubs My cousin had his bachelor party at Shotgun Willes. The announcer must have announced 50 bachelor parties that night. After every announcement the entire place yelled, "sucker." The best club is long gone. The Red Apple in Kansas City, KS. They once paid the state a $105,000 fine to stay open. The state couldn't believe it when the Apple called up and asked, "cash or check?" State, "check is fine." 45 minutes the check was delivered 70 miles away. They had an off-site casino night. Of the 150 people attending, 75 were FBI agents hoping to catch some KC mob guys. A week later the state raided the Apple, finding over 200 violations, mostly felonies and shut them down. Now that's a club where they liked to party. My favorite girl was crazy. She drank doubles of Crown with a Michelob back. She could suck the bottle to it's widest part. When they said, "all dancers on stage," she'd get up the bar and suck one of the bulbs in one of the light fixtures. Never saw a bartender shocked by someone's drink order. At a stripper's hotel birthday party, Crazy ordered 3 rounds and had them down before the bartender could make my Jack.

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EngineCash Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,816	Never been in neither of those clubs, but those babes are looking so hot... I would like to visit all of them... __________________ support(@)enginecash.com

02-10-2015, 03:09 PM	#2
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	I think they like decor versus girls. Which is fine but...

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djroof JuicyDevils.gr Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greece Posts: 25,416	Nice list...

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tinffx Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2014 Location: DMV Posts: 26	I was surprised to know I have been to 4 of these places. I can say with 100% certainty Mons venus isn't the best shoe show in Florida. AND dude left out D.C. Who's got a favorite D.C. spot???

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candidpro Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 186	has the writer been to Vegas?? "for a place that is guaranteed to be hot any time of day, Sapphire is the clear cut winner." Um Vegas does have a winter and it's COLD! lol

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rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,270	Penthouse clubs made it on the list twice...sweet!

02-12-2015, 12:29 AM	#13
TTI-Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Hood Posts: 158	They forgot Loch Ness just outside of Somerset, Wisconsin. Skankiest sluts that side of the Mississippi.

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Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Paid Toplists? Money in that? Mons Venus USED to be the bomb. Nude lap dances. hot women.... last time I went it was fairly mediocre. Anyone have a current report on the once legendary Mons? I loved the pussy lips t-shirts.