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03-14-2015, 11:06 AM | #1 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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My first flight in about 8 years... and they turn the fucking plane around!
Plane forced to return to Heathrow... | Daily Mail Online
Unbelievable! Only about 40 mins in the air, and now I'm back in the UK again!!! I'd saved for ages for that holiday as well... |
03-14-2015, 11:14 AM | #2 |
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I thought the thread title said FIGHT... was waiting to open it and see a poop fight. Disappointed.
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03-14-2015, 11:14 AM | #3 |
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Well what do you expect when you're fat as yourself and shit your pants regularly.
who wants that sitting next to them |
03-14-2015, 12:51 PM | #4 | |
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03-14-2015, 02:06 PM | #5 |
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You ruined the plane toilet?
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03-14-2015, 03:37 PM | #7 |
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I prefer the term 'improved'...
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03-14-2015, 04:13 PM | #8 |
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Should have shit in the sink!
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03-14-2015, 04:49 PM | #9 |
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The terrorists win...
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03-14-2015, 04:51 PM | #10 |
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Ha ha. I thought hey might have let you back in to the States for a moment there
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03-15-2015, 02:20 AM | #11 |
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03-15-2015, 04:18 AM | #12 |
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You decided to hit Dubai huh? You've been reading too much of my shit..... but I thought that was your thing so, you should have taken over the plane Can you imagine the embarrassment of the person did that poo....
Health and safety? Since when has the smell of shit risked the safety of a person? That's so fucking British..... |
03-15-2015, 04:34 AM | #13 |
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Ok i laughed
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