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Old 04-01-2015, 06:58 AM   #1
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gift idea for a 3 year old birthday.....

Many of you have kids what would you suggest?
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:01 AM   #2
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Many of you have kids what would you suggest?
Duh. No brainer. A pony of course.
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:05 AM   #3
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I say just let her/him pick her own presents and take her/him to Chucky Cheese.
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:13 AM   #4
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:13 AM   #5
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:15 AM   #7
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:17 AM   #8
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:26 AM   #9
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Old 04-01-2015, 09:25 AM   #10
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Old 04-01-2015, 09:54 AM   #11
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the donut factory!!!!

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Old 04-01-2015, 10:02 AM   #12
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Kids Android tablet. They come in funky colours with a protective type case/shell. Cheap also (available on eBay/Amazon). I looked at them a while ago and some came with pre-school based educational games (obviously masses of stuff available to download also).
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:13 AM   #13
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:14 AM   #14
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:20 AM   #15
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:24 AM   #17
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By a puppy... who doesn't like a puppy ;)
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:34 AM   #18
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depends... for a boy or girl? if its a girl you can take her to the disney dinner at disneyland and shell have dinner with all the disney characters
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:40 AM   #19
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:02 PM   #20
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for some stereotypes, finding out who the daddy is would be nice.
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:04 PM   #21
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keep it simple - get kids books.
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:40 PM   #22
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Old 04-01-2015, 03:24 PM   #23
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Old 04-01-2015, 03:26 PM   #24
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Old 04-01-2015, 04:04 PM   #25
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no electronics man. no laptops, tables or any other shit.
go buy huge junk of Lego for small kids (Duplo for example) and let kid to actually construct things with it's own hands.

that comes from a father of two. i'm serious now, you can't go wrong with good Lego believe me.
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no electronics man. no laptops, tables or any other shit.
go buy huge junk of Lego for small kids (Duplo for example) and let kid to actually construct things with it's own hands.

that comes from a father of two. i'm serious now, you can't go wrong with good Lego believe me.
Thanks to Leapfrog and other digital apps, my 3 year old can read basic words and scored highest at her school for her age group.

Technology isn't bad. It is when it is overly relied upon that problems can come up.
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I bought my nephew (I'm not sure if he was 3 or 4 at the time) a ride on BMW that included a remote control so that parents could control where he's driving. It was possibly the coolest toy I've ever seen (definitely blew my Barbie PowerWheels out of the water). He's six now and still rides that thing around.
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go buy huge junk of Lego for small kids (Duplo for example) and let kid to actually construct things with it's own hands.

that comes from a father of two. i'm serious now, you can't go wrong with good Lego believe me.
There is nothing more pleasant than stepping on a lego with your bare feet on the kitchen floor at 2am when you're going to grab something from the fridge.
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