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RocketRacoon · 04-08-2015, 12:29 PM

does anyone know who on here actually know how to fight? every one talks alot of keyboard warrior shiite but who really knows anything like boxing, wrestling, mma? start a list of them here so we know who to not piss off

L-Pink · 04-08-2015, 12:33 PM

I carry a H&K .45

420 · 04-08-2015, 12:34 PM

Brassmonkey invented mma when he was 10.

k0nr4d · 04-08-2015, 12:37 PM

I'm pretty badass at rock paper scissors

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-08-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Brassmonkey invented mma when he was 10.

Kimbooooooooooooo - Mah Man!!!!!!!!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-08-2015, 01:43 PM

TheSquealer works out religiously for hours a day doing MMA.

Seems to be one of the nicer guys though, I can't imagine someone pissing him off in a way that he would need to be violent. He will fuck someone up with his words easily.

sonofsam is putting on some muscle, he may be an up and comer. =)

PR_Glen · 04-08-2015, 01:48 PM

used to box when i was younger, love the training more than the sparring part, was also before i knew how to cut weight at all so that didn't help. getting repetitively hit in the head seemed kind of off putting for some reason though.. heh

Wrestled in high school but hated it.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-08-2015, 01:51 PM

normal people are so weak...

Rochard · 04-08-2015, 02:10 PM

I most likely couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag. I 46, over weight, but working on it. I've lost thirty pounds in the past year, and this week I started my military style PT work outs. Give me a few years and a few classes in martial arts and I'll be ready to kick ass.

I'm not joking. My goal is to pass the US Army & Marine Corps PT test for my age group.

C H R I S · 04-08-2015, 02:11 PM

There's a few MMA'ers here... Anthony, Tim...... I'd like to see Jeff Dillon fighting in a cage.

Jman · 04-08-2015, 02:13 PM

It's not the ones who will brag about knowing how to fight you should worry about pissing off ;)

mineistaken · 04-08-2015, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Brassmonkey invented mma when he was 10.

1 year after he joined the crips?

Jel · 04-08-2015, 04:11 PM

boxed in my youth for a short while. Not to any great standard, but I enjoyed it

SilentKnight · 04-08-2015, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

It's not the ones who will brag about knowing how to fight you should worry about pissing off ;)

Exactly.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-08-2015, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

It's not the ones who will brag about knowing how to fight you should worry about pissing off ;)

Damn isn't that the truth.

Mediamix · 04-09-2015, 12:42 AM

I'm a lover, not a fighter..

CurrentlySober · 04-09-2015, 12:47 AM

i like poo...

PR_Glen · 04-09-2015, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

It's not the ones who will brag about knowing how to fight you should worry about pissing off ;)

pussies worry...

bronco67 · 04-09-2015, 06:55 AM

This is good to know information, because we all know it's mature for grown men to use violence to settle disputes. But just to chime in, the only fight I've ever been in was a knockout punch that my opponent didn't see coming because I was taught by a fighter how not to telegraph a punch. Part luck, part knowledge...but he went down, and I'm glad it was on grass instead of concrete, because that can really change the situation.

A lot of times in a fight the real damage can come when someone flops to the ground onto an unforgiving surface. That's when just throwing a simple punch can result in a murder charge, so it's really not worth getting involved unless your life is threatened.

Spunky · 04-09-2015, 07:18 AM

Reminds me of some of those backyard fights Kimbo had,damn he is one tough SOB

Jel · 04-09-2015, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

This is good to know information, because we all know it's mature for grown men to use violence to settle disputes. But just to chime in, the only fight I've ever been in was a knockout punch that my opponent didn't see coming because I was taught by a fighter how not to telegraph a punch. Part luck, part knowledge...but he went down, and I'm glad it was on grass instead of concrete, because that can really change the situation.

A lot of times in a fight the real damage can come when someone flops to the ground onto an unforgiving surface. That's when just throwing a simple punch can result in a murder charge, so it's really not worth getting involved unless your life is threatened.

dyna mo · 04-09-2015, 08:05 AM

joe sho......the only one gfyers ever had to worry about.

dyna mo · 04-09-2015, 08:10 AM

oh and that's not because just davexxx and anthony, and others here are not trained and very much can knock someone the fuck out. the fact is those guys can control their shit and don't take gfy seriously

Jman · 04-09-2015, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

pussies worry...

Everyone worries at some point. You worry about your children, your parents.... I'm sure You've worried about something before

Worry about a loud mouth who brags about fights, that's more of a laughing matter to me then being a pussy

Sid70 · 04-09-2015, 08:30 AM

3 years of sniper experience.

Jman · 04-09-2015, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

3 years of sniper experience.

Shooting paper balls out of a pen or straw is not being a Sniper

Sid70 · 04-09-2015, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

Shooting paper balls out of a pen or straw is not being a Sniper

Did the sport thing. Made lots of holes.

Jman · 04-09-2015, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

Did the sport thing. Made lots of holes.

Noice

brassmonkey · 04-09-2015, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I carry a H&K .45

i carry two russian 9's at all times have a russian Ak in tha trunk aka choppa will lay sum bitchez out! my aim is excellent

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

1 year after he joined the crips?

man you are a pest

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

Brassmonkey invented mma when he was 10.

i wish we are almost the same size same height im 6'2 (both same height) im at 245 pounds hes 234 pounds

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-09-2015, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

Shooting paper balls out of a pen or straw is not being a Sniper

Fucksakes · 04-10-2015, 11:00 PM

Trained in Muay Thai and BJJ

SilentKnight · 04-11-2015, 05:27 PM

It'd be like walkin' into a pool hall and announcing, "I'm a pool shark. Any takers?"

There are things you don't make common knowledge. Best to let others find out the hard way if that's their proclivity.

jimmycooper · 04-11-2015, 06:31 PM

Nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have skills.

$5 submissions · 04-11-2015, 07:05 PM

I don't know Karate but I know KARAZY -- James Brown

pornmasta · 04-11-2015, 07:36 PM

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	This is good to know information, because we all know it's mature for grown men to use violence to settle disputes. But just to chime in, the only fight I've ever been in was a knockout punch that my opponent didn't see coming because I was taught by a fighter how not to telegraph a punch. Part luck, part knowledge...but he went down, and I'm glad it was on grass instead of concrete, because that can really change the situation. A lot of times in a fight the real damage can come when someone flops to the ground onto an unforgiving surface. That's when just throwing a simple punch can result in a murder charge, so it's really not worth getting involved unless your life is threatened. __________________

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