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Grapesoda · 04-15-2015, 06:50 PM

fuck that blew my mind...

georgeyw · 04-15-2015, 07:56 PM

Do not tie your power cables like that.

TheSquealer · 04-15-2015, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

fuck that blew my mind...

The first one reminds me of Goodfellas... where they go to pesci's moms house to get a shovel and knife and she makes them stay and eat. DiNerio is doing something with the ketchup bottle to get the ketchup out in the background that made me and my say "what the fuck! why didn't i ever think of that"

PaperstreetWinston · 04-15-2015, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Do not tie your power cables like that.

word up

L-Pink · 04-15-2015, 08:54 PM

I like the garlic one a lot.

Spunky · 04-15-2015, 09:02 PM

Gotta try that jar trick,damn pickles are too damn hard in my old age lol

mikesouth · 04-15-2015, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Gotta try that jar trick,damn pickles are too damn hard in my old age lol

using a knife to d that is a great way to
A cut your dumb ass
B Break a good knife

use the round end of a coffee spoon instead of twisting it just catch the lip of the lid with the spoon facing out and press the handle till you hear the pop

hottoddy · 04-15-2015, 09:55 PM

Meh ...

Some were just common sense.

Power cable one not so good, but I do that for Christmas lights.
Jar one will damage your knife tips.
Chips and popcorn were nothing special (kernels fall to the bottom anyway)
Garlic one depends on perfect size/weight garlic and jar size (sometimes works, sometimes not).

That guy had some girly arms!

k0nr4d · 04-15-2015, 10:03 PM

Why is the power cable one not good? I do that one all the time when i'm vacuuming my car so I don't rage when the cord detaches whilst i'm already doing something unpleasant...

Grapesoda · 04-16-2015, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Do not tie your power cables like that.

yes... been doing it for about 25 years

aka123 · 04-16-2015, 06:41 AM

If you open the can like that; remember to point the knife clearly away from you, or you might pop more than the can.

Choopa Phil · 04-16-2015, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

yes... been doing it for about 25 years

Me too. It helps especially when trying to use a buffer on a car. The cable on those things are so short.

brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

using a knife to d that is a great way to
A cut your dumb ass
B Break a good knife

use the round end of a coffee spoon instead of twisting it just catch the lip of the lid with the spoon facing out and press the handle till you hear the pop

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Antonio · 04-16-2015, 10:10 AM

Fucking amateurs.

How to open a jar of pickles - you stab the top with a knife, you open the jar, as simple as that.

newB · 04-16-2015, 10:29 AM

Hyperbole is the worst thing ever.

PR_Glen · 04-16-2015, 10:34 AM

bronco67 · 04-16-2015, 12:29 PM

That'll be useful for the hundred times a day I need to peel garlic.

The Porn Nerd · 04-16-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

using a knife to d that is a great way to
A cut your dumb ass
B Break a good knife

use the round end of a coffee spoon instead of twisting it just catch the lip of the lid with the spoon facing out and press the handle till you hear the pop

That's hwat I thought! No way I am using a knife. LOL Besides how can I impress the ladies with my manly strength?

Turning the soda can top around? Where has this genius been hiding from the world? LMAO

JFK · 04-16-2015, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

using a knife to d that is a great way to
A cut your dumb ass
B Break a good knife

use the round end of a coffee spoon instead of twisting it just catch the lip of the lid with the spoon facing out and press the handle till you hear the pop

That's how I do it as well

aka123 · 04-16-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Fucking amateurs.

How to open a jar of pickles - you stab the top with a knife, you open the jar, as simple as that.

Closing the jar is another thing, as there is the hole then.

ESAW · 04-16-2015, 01:36 PM

thanks for sharing

baddog · 04-16-2015, 02:01 PM

1) That is a jar, not a can.
2) Would never use a straw to drink from a can.
3) Hell no, I don't want people's hands in my chips.
4) Oh man ...
5) works
6) Do people that buy milk in a box not already know that?
7) We use a plastic yogurt container; works like a charm (just make sure you keep the lid sealed or there will be garlic all over the kitchen.
8) Will remember that one if we ever buy that stuff again
9) They don't appear to even know how to lace shoes
10) unbelievable.

CaptainHowdy · 04-16-2015, 02:06 PM

That is your life?? Cords and garlic??

Sly · 04-16-2015, 02:07 PM

I do the straw one. The only other one I found interesting was garlic. Not sure that I would do that, but interesting nonetheless.

420 · 04-16-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

That's hwat I thought! No way I am using a knife. LOL Besides how can I impress the ladies with my manly strength?

Turning the soda can top around? Where has this genius been hiding from the world? LMAO

Lol.. it takes like two seconds to open a jar with my hands. To do it the "right" way I have to go find a spoon or something then figure out how to pry the lid off.

Also, isn't that why the soda can tab has a hole in it? My mom drank her diet coke that way more than 20 years ago.

aka123 · 04-17-2015, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That is your life?? Cords and garlic??

Climbing on Mount Everest comes at the next episode.

"- Wrong way: You always fall off and die?
- Right way: Don't fall off and die."

aka123 · 04-17-2015, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

so, isn't that why the soda can tab has a hole in it? My mom drank her diet coke that way more than 20 years ago.

Probably not. Pretty much all "tabs" have holes, but you can't put straw from all of those. It is more like weight/ material/ design issue.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	1) That is a jar, not a can. 2) Would never use a straw to drink from a can. 3) Hell no, I don't want people's hands in my chips. 4) Oh man ... 5) works 6) Do people that buy milk in a box not already know that? 7) We use a plastic yogurt container; works like a charm (just make sure you keep the lid sealed or there will be garlic all over the kitchen. 8) Will remember that one if we ever buy that stuff again 9) They don't appear to even know how to lace shoes 10) unbelievable.

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