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04-18-2015, 04:45 AM
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Tell me you best racist joke
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04-18-2015, 04:51 AM
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
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04-18-2015, 04:53 AM
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Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda..
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04-18-2015, 04:57 AM
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04-18-2015, 05:10 AM
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 Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..
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04-18-2015, 06:07 AM
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irish father catches his son sniffing charlie........
he says if i catch you again i will rub your fucking nose in it |
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04-18-2015, 06:19 AM
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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04-18-2015, 06:28 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Why did god give blacks rhythm? - To make up for what he did to their hair...
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04-18-2015, 06:37 AM
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 Tell me you best racist ....black joke
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04-18-2015, 06:40 AM
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04-18-2015, 06:41 AM
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04-18-2015, 06:42 AM
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04-18-2015, 06:56 AM
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I know only two racist jokes, and they both are kinda mean. I tell those only for academic purposes.
"What happens when Jew walks against wall? He hurts his nose." "What chainsaw says? Run..nigga..nigga..run..run!"
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04-18-2015, 11:00 AM
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04-18-2015, 11:03 AM
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04-18-2015, 11:12 AM
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04-18-2015, 11:18 AM
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04-18-2015, 11:21 AM
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04-18-2015, 11:24 AM
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A Jewish man walked into a Chase bank and ask to open an account,,,,,,,,,,
If you don't get the joke 
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04-18-2015, 11:25 AM
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04-18-2015, 11:52 AM
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04-20-2015, 03:37 AM
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Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?
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08-04-2015, 06:38 AM
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08-04-2015, 06:42 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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08-04-2015, 07:07 AM
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08-04-2015, 07:25 AM
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once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)
just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either' whole car starts laughing lol
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08-04-2015, 07:31 AM
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I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?" So, so bad...
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08-04-2015, 08:24 AM
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OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.
You ask "How does every black joke start?" They say something like "I don't know, how?" You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke) But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."
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08-04-2015, 08:53 AM
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The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck.
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08-04-2015, 12:27 PM
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What has 6 legs and says hodedo hodedo hodedo
3 Jamaicans running for a elevator
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08-04-2015, 12:39 PM
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This one I heard in L.A. it works best there
How do you know asians have moved into your neighborhood? All the mexicans buy auto insurance
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08-04-2015, 01:05 PM
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that is so fucking hilarious
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08-04-2015, 01:09 PM
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How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway. |
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08-04-2015, 01:11 PM
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08-04-2015, 01:13 PM
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Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?
Helps for better aiming. |
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08-04-2015, 01:13 PM
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What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla. |
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08-04-2015, 01:14 PM
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Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either. |
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08-04-2015, 01:18 PM
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What did the KKK guy say to the black guy in the tree?
"What up nigga" or "hows it hangin" |
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08-04-2015, 01:20 PM
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How do you know if you are a white trash?
The Salvation Army declines your furniture |
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08-04-2015, 01:22 PM
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Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America |
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08-04-2015, 01:25 PM
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Why is arab pilots so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off |
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08-04-2015, 05:31 PM
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oh this is a thread for depopulation of GFY, ok get it, thanks.
Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga? |
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 This joke was already posted with "natives" which maybe makes more sense. |
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08-04-2015, 08:31 PM
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lots of funny ones!
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Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
Beans keep falling through the grill. Q: Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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