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Old 06-07-2015, 12:27 AM   #1
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My lawnmower died...

So I was considering hiring someone to do it from now on, I expect this to happen:


But I just know that reality is going to be more like this:


So fuck it. I should just pour asphalt all over the garden, problem solved for good
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Old 06-07-2015, 01:08 AM   #2
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Can buy a lawn mower from china these days for about $200
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Old 06-07-2015, 01:18 AM   #3
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Can buy a lawn mower from china these days for about $200
lol I can afford a lawn mower, just tired of mowing the lawn or hearing the kids bitch about doing it
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Old 06-07-2015, 01:31 AM   #4
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He can do the job better then the titie one
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Old 06-07-2015, 01:40 AM   #5
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lol markul
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Old 06-07-2015, 02:00 AM   #6
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Here you go Markul. Problem solved ;)
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It's good for the kids to mow the lawn. Tell them to quit bitching. It builds character.
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Old 06-07-2015, 02:17 AM   #8
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HAHAHA that's awesome thanks! (not sure the misses would approve though)

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It's good for the kids to mow the lawn. Tell them to quit bitching. It builds character.
I agree.

And yes I will buy a new one today lol, my lawn looks like shit half cut
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Old 06-07-2015, 02:36 AM   #9
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Get a robot. Bosch have several models that can handle large gardens.

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Lawnmowers don't just die. Everybody knows that...

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I mowed my lawn yesterday. Looks nice today
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