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blackmonsters · 07-10-2015, 08:27 AM

So this lady makes a video that goes "viral" and all she says is what any idiot already knows.

"If you don't want to get bitten by a shark then don't go into the ocean."

Like noooooooooo shit man.

Did we really need to "stop the presses" for this tidbit of deep enlightenment?

And in all that shit about safety she is making the fucking video while DRIVING to work!!

WTF! Be safe at the beach by not going to the ocean but make videos while driving???

Woman?s advice on avoiding a shark attack takes the Internet by storm | Trending Now - Yahoo News

sandman! · 07-10-2015, 08:28 AM

nico-t · 07-10-2015, 08:35 AM

she's racist... she says most black people cant swim... how come?

And what does 'you in dey house' means? Is she speaking english?

blackmonsters · 07-10-2015, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

she's racist... she says most black people cant swim... how come?

And what does 'you in dey house' means? Is she speaking english?

I heard they were having problems getting into the pools to learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XoCvd-fNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6oKkLCYrIg

dyna mo · 07-10-2015, 08:41 AM

i think you are right, man!. people telling others what to do about shit they have no idea about while doing the exact opposite.

i bet dollars to do-nuts that woman has never even been to a beach yet she's giving out beach safety advice while driving.

yup.

mineistaken · 07-10-2015, 08:42 AM

hey, yahoo is brassmonkeys favorite source of news!

atom · 07-10-2015, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

And in all that shit about safety she is making the fucking video while DRIVING to work!!

WTF! Be safe at the beach by not going to the ocean but make videos while driving???

That was the first thing I thought of also. Scary that you see more and more people making videos while driving down the road.

dyna mo · 07-10-2015, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by atom

That was the first thing I thought of also. Scary that you see more and more people making videos while driving down the road.

someone needs to make a reverse dash cam!

mineistaken · 07-10-2015, 08:47 AM

Somebody make a meme of her and chicken in her house

mineistaken · 07-10-2015, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I heard they were having problems getting into the pools to learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XoCvd-fNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6oKkLCYrIg

You say that as if there are no pools in their own neighborhoods.

blackmonsters · 07-10-2015, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

You say that as if there are no pools in their own neighborhoods.

You say that as if they didn't live in those neighborhoods.

Dude you're boring, go play over at stormfront.

mineistaken · 07-10-2015, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

You say that as if they didn't live in those neighborhoods.

Dude you're boring, go play over at stormfront.

I did not watch the videos, but I remember that situation and those kids were definitely not from that neighborhood.

PAR · 07-10-2015, 08:57 AM

The US averages just 19 shark attacks each year and one shark-attack fatality every two years. Surfers accounted for 50.8%..
Sharks generally don't come into shallow water until later in the day / night.. Well they rest and hunt in deeper waters during the day. You have a greater chance of being killed by your coffee table than a shark.. Stay out of your living room...

michael.kickass · 07-10-2015, 09:06 AM

nico-t · 07-10-2015, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I heard they were having problems getting into the pools to learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XoCvd-fNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6oKkLCYrIg

Panthercash · 07-10-2015, 09:21 AM

haha wow

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 61,646	i think you are right, man!. people telling others what to do about shit they have no idea about while doing the exact opposite. i bet dollars to do-nuts that woman has never even been to a beach yet she's giving out beach safety advice while driving. yup.

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Somebody make a meme of her and chicken in her house

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PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,836	The US averages just 19 shark attacks each year and one shark-attack fatality every two years. Surfers accounted for 50.8%.. Sharks generally don't come into shallow water until later in the day / night.. Well they rest and hunt in deeper waters during the day. You have a greater chance of being killed by your coffee table than a shark.. Stay out of your living room...