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Just Alex · 08-03-2015, 09:34 PM

Chew on this: A Florida man suspected of stealing a Mercedes Benz chewed off the tips of his fingers to avoid being fingerprinted.

Kenzo Roberts, 20, was arrested Thursday after deputies for the Lee County Sheriff's Office, spotted a 2015 Mercedes that had been reported stolen.

Investigators quickly discovered Roberts was using a fake ID, and was carrying a concealed firearm and three fraudulent credit cards, according to the department's Facebook page.

Roberts was placed in the back of patrol car.

While he was waiting, disturbing surveillance video shows that he didn't want to get fingered for the crime -- so he started chewing off his fingerprints.

The tape shows Roberts gnawing at his fingertips, swallowing the flesh and rubbing his hands against a cage in the back, WPTV reports.

Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

Florida Man Chews Off Fingerprints In Hopes Of Not Being ID'''d

Sucks to be Kenzo

SilentKnight · 08-03-2015, 10:14 PM

Whatever happened to just feeding your fingertips to the wolverines?

EliteWebmaster · 08-03-2015, 10:57 PM

There are black people and then there are niggas. Kenzo Roberts, that's a definition of a nigga

Just Alex · 08-04-2015, 09:14 AM

looks delicious

Sly · 08-04-2015, 09:17 AM

If you are the arresting officer and catch him doing this: do you stop him or let him continue?

I can't decide.

JFK · 08-04-2015, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

looks delicious

xXXtesy10 · 08-04-2015, 10:47 AM

MrBottomTooth · 08-04-2015, 10:51 AM

Maybe he was just really nervous and had a nail-biting problem.

Vendot · 08-04-2015, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

There are black people and then there are niggas.

EliteWebmaster · 08-05-2015, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendot

I never get tired of that skit. Chris Rock rocks

mineistaken · 08-05-2015, 05:12 AM

I was planning on having a lunch just now. Lets postpone it for good 15 minutes.

08-03-2015, 09:34 PM	#1
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Dindu Nuffins World Champion - Florida Man Chews Off Fingerprints In Hopes Of Not Being ID'd Chew on this: A Florida man suspected of stealing a Mercedes Benz chewed off the tips of his fingers to avoid being fingerprinted. Kenzo Roberts, 20, was arrested Thursday after deputies for the Lee County Sheriff's Office, spotted a 2015 Mercedes that had been reported stolen. Investigators quickly discovered Roberts was using a fake ID, and was carrying a concealed firearm and three fraudulent credit cards, according to the department's Facebook page. Roberts was placed in the back of patrol car. While he was waiting, disturbing surveillance video shows that he didn't want to get fingered for the crime -- so he started chewing off his fingerprints. The tape shows Roberts gnawing at his fingertips, swallowing the flesh and rubbing his hands against a cage in the back, WPTV reports. Spoiler alert: It didn't work. Florida Man Chews Off Fingerprints In Hopes Of Not Being ID'''d Sucks to be Kenzo __________________

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08-03-2015, 10:14 PM	#2
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EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,974	There are black people and then there are niggas. Kenzo Roberts, that's a definition of a nigga

08-05-2015, 05:12 AM	#11
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	I was planning on having a lunch just now. Lets postpone it for good 15 minutes.