Tell me you best racist joke - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 04-18-2015, 04:51 AM

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

The pilot of course...

SIK · 04-18-2015, 04:53 AM

Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda..

Juicy D. Links · 04-18-2015, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK

Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda..

I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here

SIK · 04-18-2015, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here

Exactly

Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..

babeterminal · 04-18-2015, 06:07 AM

irish father catches his son sniffing charlie........

he says if i catch you again i will rub your fucking nose in it

AllAboutCams · 04-18-2015, 06:19 AM

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

EddyTheDog · 04-18-2015, 06:28 AM

Why did god give blacks rhythm? - To make up for what he did to their hair...

CPA-Rush · 04-18-2015, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here

Tell me you best racist ....black joke

Grapesoda · 04-18-2015, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

how many racist does it take to screw in a light bulb....

Grapesoda · 04-18-2015, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK

Exactly

Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..

maybe, maybe not.... how is the ethnic cleansing going in your country?

Grapesoda · 04-18-2015, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK

Exactly

Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..

Irish guy is walking down the road and see 2 guys fighting "excuse me is this a private fight or can anybody jump in?"

aka123 · 04-18-2015, 06:56 AM

I know only two racist jokes, and they both are kinda mean. I tell those only for academic purposes.

"What happens when Jew walks against wall? He hurts his nose."

"What chainsaw says? Run..nigga..nigga..run..run!"

eipstudios · 04-18-2015, 11:00 AM

Jason Crew - self fuck - XVIDEOS.COM

Harmon · 04-18-2015, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios

Yup

You are useless. Welcome to my hit list.

Harmon · 04-18-2015, 11:12 AM

https://www.facebook.com/twoblueangels

https://www.exploretalent.com/paulaloop

SIK · 04-18-2015, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

maybe, maybe not.... how is the ethnic cleansing going in your country?

too slow for my taste

eipstudios · 04-18-2015, 11:21 AM

My Hole Is Afraid Of This Guy?s Huge Cock (VIDEO)
HIS COCK IS MORE THAN HALFWAY DOWH HIS LEG.

Slinging Huge Cock (VIDEO) - Gay Porn Fanatic

DBS.US · 04-18-2015, 11:24 AM

A Jewish man walked into a Chase bank and ask to open an account,,,,,,,,,,

If you don't get the joke

mineistaken · 04-18-2015, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

You are useless.

Shit stain is worse than BM+BM combined.
While BM has people who vote for him this one would not even have that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Welcome to my hit list.

eipstudios · 04-18-2015, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Shit stain is worse than BM+BM combined.
While BM has people who vote for him this one would not even have that.

rvincent · 04-20-2015, 03:37 AM

Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

A : Tires only stink when they're burnt

/me runs :-)

pornmasta · 08-04-2015, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rvincent

Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

A : Tires only stink when they're burnt

while you don't burn black guys.
Hmm brilliant.

SilentKnight · 08-04-2015, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rvincent

Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

A : Tires only stink when they're burnt

/me runs :-)

What's the similarity between a black and a car tire?

Both sing when you put the chains on.

k0nr4d · 08-04-2015, 07:07 AM

_Richard_ · 08-04-2015, 07:25 AM

once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)

just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either'

whole car starts laughing lol

2MuchMark · 08-04-2015, 07:31 AM

I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?"

So, so bad...

newB · 08-04-2015, 08:24 AM

OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

You ask "How does every black joke start?"

They say something like "I don't know, how?"

You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."

Rob · 08-04-2015, 08:53 AM

The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck.

mineistaken · 08-04-2015, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)

just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either'

whole car starts laughing lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?"

So, so bad...

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB

OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

You ask "How does every black joke start?"

They say something like "I don't know, how?"

You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck.

SilentKnight · 08-04-2015, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB

OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

You ask "How does every black joke start?"

They say something like "I don't know, how?"

You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."

That'd be funny...if I subscribed to the apologist club.

Maqua · 08-04-2015, 12:27 PM

What has 6 legs and says hodedo hodedo hodedo

3 Jamaicans running for a elevator

mikesouth · 08-04-2015, 12:39 PM

This one I heard in L.A. it works best there

How do you know asians have moved into your neighborhood?

All the mexicans buy auto insurance

SirDubin · 08-04-2015, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Why did god give blacks rhythm? - To make up for what he did to their hair...

OMG

that is so fucking hilarious

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:09 PM

How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

wehateporn · 08-04-2015, 01:11 PM

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:13 PM

Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?

Helps for better aiming.

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:13 PM

What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:14 PM

Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:18 PM

What did the KKK guy say to the black guy in the tree?

"What up nigga"
or
"hows it hangin"

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:20 PM

How do you know if you are a white trash?

The Salvation Army declines your furniture

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:22 PM

Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

EliteWebmaster · 08-04-2015, 01:25 PM

Why is arab pilots so easy to train?

You only have to teach them how to take off

ZeroHero · 08-04-2015, 05:31 PM

oh this is a thread for depopulation of GFY, ok get it, thanks.

Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga?

mineistaken · 08-04-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroHero

Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga?

He's a cracka

mineistaken · 08-04-2015, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

I thought latinos are stereotypically hard workers, no?

This joke was already posted with "natives" which maybe makes more sense.

SilentKnight · 08-04-2015, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?

Helps for better aiming.

Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

pornmasta · 08-04-2015, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

PaperstreetWinston · 08-04-2015, 08:31 PM

lots of funny ones!

2MuchMark · 08-04-2015, 08:32 PM

Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
Beans keep falling through the grill.

Q: Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

04-18-2015, 04:45 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tell me you best racist joke

04-18-2015, 04:51 AM	#2
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,688	What do you call a black guy flying a plane? The pilot of course... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

04-18-2015, 04:53 AM	#3
SIK Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,497	Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda.. __________________ ¤´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•`¤ICQ:491 496 482

04-18-2015, 06:19 AM	#7
AllAboutCams Femcams.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: bjcam.com Posts: 12,224	A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!” __________________ Binance - Blockchain and Crypto Asset Exchange Chaturbate make money in cams

04-18-2015, 06:56 AM	#13
aka123 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: 64 00 N, 26 00 E Posts: 4,450	I know only two racist jokes, and they both are kinda mean. I tell those only for academic purposes. "What happens when Jew walks against wall? He hurts his nose." "What chainsaw says? Run..nigga..nigga..run..run!" __________________

04-18-2015, 06:07 AM	#6
babeterminal Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: tits Posts: 2,751	irish father catches his son sniffing charlie........ he says if i catch you again i will rub your fucking nose in it

04-18-2015, 06:28 AM	#8
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,248	Why did god give blacks rhythm? - To make up for what he did to their hair...

04-18-2015, 11:00 AM	#14
eipstudios So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Teen Land Posts: 2,001	Jason Crew - self fuck - XVIDEOS.COM

04-18-2015, 11:12 AM	#16
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	https://www.facebook.com/twoblueangels https://www.exploretalent.com/paulaloop __________________ [email protected]

04-18-2015, 11:21 AM	#18
eipstudios So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Teen Land Posts: 2,001	My Hole Is Afraid Of This Guy?s Huge Cock (VIDEO) HIS COCK IS MORE THAN HALFWAY DOWH HIS LEG. Slinging Huge Cock (VIDEO) - Gay Porn Fanatic

04-18-2015, 11:24 AM	#19
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,835	A Jewish man walked into a Chase bank and ask to open an account,,,,,,,,,, If you don't get the joke __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

04-20-2015, 03:37 AM	#22
rvincent Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 431	Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ? A : Tires only stink when they're burnt /me runs :-) __________________ Victoria Holyns : promote her siteHERE !

08-04-2015, 07:07 AM	#25
k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,229	__________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

08-04-2015, 07:25 AM	#26
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian) just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either' whole car starts laughing lol

08-04-2015, 07:31 AM	#27
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,499	I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke. A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?" So, so bad... __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net

08-04-2015, 08:24 AM	#28
newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me. You ask "How does every black joke start?" They say something like "I don't know, how?" You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke) But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead." __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

08-04-2015, 08:53 AM	#29
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck. __________________

08-04-2015, 12:27 PM	#32
Maqua E.M.O Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Possum Lodge Posts: 2,031	What has 6 legs and says hodedo hodedo hodedo 3 Jamaicans running for a elevator __________________ T.G.D *Two Guys Domains, In business since 1997, EMO Domains, your one stop domain shop, Twitter @maquaed*, Keep your stick on the ice!!

08-04-2015, 12:39 PM	#33
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	This one I heard in L.A. it works best there How do you know asians have moved into your neighborhood? All the mexicans buy auto insurance __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

08-04-2015, 01:09 PM	#35
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

08-04-2015, 01:11 PM	#36
wehateporn Promoting Debate on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 27,176	__________________ Sexy Girls Teasing

08-04-2015, 01:13 PM	#37
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads? Helps for better aiming.

08-04-2015, 01:14 PM	#39
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek? They won't work in the future either.

08-04-2015, 01:18 PM	#40
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	What did the KKK guy say to the black guy in the tree? "What up nigga" or "hows it hangin"

08-04-2015, 01:20 PM	#41
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	How do you know if you are a white trash? The Salvation Army declines your furniture

08-04-2015, 01:22 PM	#42
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics? Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

08-04-2015, 01:25 PM	#43
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	Why is arab pilots so easy to train? You only have to teach them how to take off

08-04-2015, 05:31 PM	#44
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	oh this is a thread for depopulation of GFY, ok get it, thanks. Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga?

08-04-2015, 08:31 PM	#49
PaperstreetWinston Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 2,604	lots of funny ones! __________________ Winston Affiliate Support PaperstreetCash MYLFMoney Charger Cash Skype: mikrocosmos1 Email: [email protected]

08-04-2015, 08:32 PM	#50
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,499	Why don't Mexicans BBQ? Beans keep falling through the grill. Q: Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke! __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net