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Old 08-31-2015, 07:37 AM   #1
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:stop Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the man with the world?s longest penis

ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

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Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.

?Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,? Mr Cabrera said.

?I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.?

Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.


Roberto Esquivel Cabrera: World?s biggest penis ruined its owner?s life
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:42 AM   #2
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He went in subway & the lady behind the counter said "Would you like a footlong?" he looked her in the eyes & replied "Would You?".
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Old 08-31-2015, 12:53 PM   #3
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Now that is one hell of a big WHITE penis....

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Old 08-31-2015, 12:55 PM   #4
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Old 08-31-2015, 03:37 PM   #5
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Old 08-31-2015, 03:39 PM   #6
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I remember years ago at a show, I want to say Santa Monica, one of my friends told me she was dating the man with the longest cock. He was Mexican or otherwise Hispanic; His cock was fucking massive.
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Old 08-31-2015, 04:16 PM   #8
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I remember years ago at a show, I want to say Santa Monica, one of my friends told me she was dating the man with the longest cock. He was Mexican or otherwise Hispanic; His cock was fucking massive.
sure a friend
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I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I'm looking at in that picture.

Is there a non xray pic?
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I remember years ago at a show, I want to say Santa Monica, one of my friends told me she was dating the man with the longest cock. He was Mexican or otherwise Hispanic; His cock was fucking massive.
How did it feel?
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