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![]() if it looks like a bomb, ticks like a bomb, & the builders name is muhammed, thats good enough for me!
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It was just a clock, fucktard..
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Muhammad was only a violent sexual pervert.
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Wait till brassmonkeys smell $$$ in this and decide to chimp in.
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stop beheading people and you wont be a suspect first
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You build a clock, great job! You put it into a fucking briefcase with wires hanging out of it and shit, and you wonder why people freak the fuck out? Use some goddamn common sense. You just so happen to be the same race / religion / culture as a majority of the terrorists so fuck yeah, why not make this mother fuck'n clock look like a suitcase bomb? What could go wrong? The only thing missing is road flares just in case you want to tell time at night.
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When the truth doesn't support your cause just make shit up. Here's the real clock... ![]() ![]() ![]() He told The Dallas Morning News that he had been in robotics club in middle school, and he wanted to show his new teacher what he could do. Ahmed said the teacher told him the electronic clock was nice, then added: I would advise you not to show any other teachers." When the clock's alarm went off during class, Ahmed showed it to his English teacher, who said it looked like a bomb and then confiscated it, the newspaper reported. The teen was hauled into the principal's office and arrested by police. Ahmed told NBC Dallas Fort Worth that his family surname repeatedly came up in police questioning. "I really don't think it's fair, because I brought something to school that wasn't a threat to anyone. I didn't do anything wrong. I just showed my teachers something and I end up being arrested later that day," he said. |
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Asshat cops can't get any shit right. It's a wonder they didn't shoot the kid.
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![]() sorry pal but your clock doesnt cause both numerous teachers & cops to go ballistic. your clock is like rachel dolezel, a black wannabe. the real clock, is black. ![]() |
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It does when they are morons from Texas who think terrorist are hiding behind every tree and rock..
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Somebody manages to make a big headlines out of "important" shit like that.
Coincidence that it is always about some "poor victim" who got wronged. |
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wait, so libs want some sort of early-bird warning system in place to stop gun ownership but when an early-bird warning is used on a suitcase clock that cops have no idea what it is, they're up in arms about they guy getting detained and questioned.
the horror of being detained and questioned over your suitcase clock |
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![]() ![]() That is lib logic. Hey - you hurt his feelings by detaining. Oh, and throw in usual "dass waciss", "poor boy". |
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![]() This photo provided by the Irving Police Department shows the homemade clock that Ahmed Mohamed brought to school. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2362316 |
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This was just a dry run.
Next year he'll show up with a new clock...mounted to an innocuous looking pressure cooker filled with shrapnel. |
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yea, lets bring a device that can be confused for a bomb to school... what could go wrong?
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7 year old white kid in Baltimore gets suspended from school for biting his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun, and he's labeled an idiot. Media and the left jump all over him. Muslim kid brings in clock that looks like a suitcase bomb and gets a Tweet from the POTUS about coming to dinner at the White House? WTF is wrong with this country?!?!?
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What happens if an adult Muslim walks onto White House property carrying the EXACT same clock? Exactly. This world is FUCKED UP!
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They should have sent him to his counselor or the school shrink.
There was no imminent threat and no cause for arrest. There is no law against poor judgement. He should have stuck with an ant farm for show-n-tell or his science project. Water Board of Education in Texas -- assholes ... |
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![]() I went to college while studying to get a degree in Electrical Engineering. The school gave us lots of tools, and also gave each of us a large "metal suitcase" similar to what you would carry camera gear in. And we built.... Stuff just like this clock. We mounted circuits on circuit boards with lights to make logic gates and what not.... Looked exactly like this. Then again, that was long before 9/11.
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fucking idiots
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What's with you and Texas? Someone butt-fuck you in El Paso? I think I'll move there just so I can give you another reason to go wacko. |
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LOL. Obama has invited the kid to bring the clock to the White House.
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You have me confused with Baddog.
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They never EVER thought it was a bomb. Had they considered it a true threat, they would have placed the school on lockdown instead of dicking with the fucking thing. The principal needs to be handed his/her walking papers.
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1. Obama invited him to the White House
2. Zuckerberg invited him to FaceBook 3. People are talking about him on GFY. GFY aside, I'd say the kid came out on the plus side. |
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He's still not getting into MIT.
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