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Old 10-02-2015, 07:57 AM   #1
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Old 10-02-2015, 08:04 AM   #2
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What an annoying women - If I was that bear I would have eaten her instead - She would have to taste better than that Kayak...
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Old 10-02-2015, 08:16 AM   #3
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Old 10-02-2015, 08:16 AM   #4
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I'd love to talk to this woman and ask her what she thought that would achieve, like seriously what is she thinking. First she pepper sprays the bear so he fucks off, then she gets pissed at it for chewing on her kayak that she left out.

"you're supposed to be sleeping" wow. At first I thought this video was voiced over to be annoying, I kinda am hoping it is because surely no one can be this dumb.
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Old 10-02-2015, 08:49 AM   #5
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I'd love to talk to this woman and ask her what she thought that would achieve, like seriously what is she thinking. First she pepper sprays the bear so he fucks off, then she gets pissed at it for chewing on her kayak that she left out.

"you're supposed to be sleeping" wow. At first I thought this video was voiced over to be annoying, I kinda am hoping it is because surely no one can be this dumb.
I agree ,

Bear please stop eating my kyak ha this was fucking stupid
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Old 10-02-2015, 09:44 AM   #6
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I was rooting for the bear.
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Old 10-02-2015, 11:06 AM   #7
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Old 10-02-2015, 01:53 PM   #8
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Bear should've whacked the bitch.

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Old 10-02-2015, 03:22 PM   #9
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Old 10-02-2015, 07:16 PM   #10
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Bear!! Why are you raping me? Bear!!! You aren't even using lube! BEAR! We aren't even the same species! BEAR!! You are cumming inside me! BEAR!!!!
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Bear!! Why are you raping me? Bear!!! You aren't even using lube! BEAR! We aren't even the same species! BEAR!! You are cumming inside me! BEAR!!!!
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Old 10-03-2015, 03:34 AM   #12
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Well, if she came there with the kayak, I understand her concern totally. It is equivalent to someone beating your car into pieces in middle of nowhere (well, there seems to be others, or at least some boat). Anyways, I have done some boating and I wouldn't want my boat to crap for any reason. Though spraying the bear seems to work better than crying for it.


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"During a solo kayak trip, intended to go from from Ketchikan, Alaska to Petersburg, Alask, a bear attacked my kayak. This incident occurred outside of a US Forest Service cabin in Berg Bay, Wrangell District, Alaska."

"Shortly after the bear left and I drug the kayak back to the cabin door step. Then I swam to the S/V anchored in the bay. They did not have their radio on and I feared I would be stranded! The German flagged S/V Caledonia took me and my things to Wrangell but headed home to Ketchikan on the ferry Monday!"


I bet that many of you bitches would have been more distressed than this woman just by going kayaking solo.
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Holy shit, that was an annoying cunt...
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Old 10-03-2015, 05:27 AM   #14
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To me she sounds cute and feminine and she can't be very "pussy" if she is kayaking alone in Alaska. So, feminine girl, but not "pussy". I like that.
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To me she sounds cute and feminine, because I would have sex with basically anything anyway and she can't be very "pussy" if she is kayaking alone in Alaska. So, feminine girl, but not "pussy". I like that.
You sound like an awesome wingman!
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:27 AM   #16
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It doesn't taste good,it's plastic lol
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