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10-09-2015, 11:36 PM | #1 |
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funniest mail I ever received from a surfer
I laughed my ass off
Title: chubby girls Youre a retarded faggot if you dont love chubby/fat girls. Youre garbage. And you anti fat descriptions make you sound like a moron. Everyones laughing at you. Faggot.
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10-10-2015, 04:12 AM | #2 |
So Fecking Bummed
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He's probably right.
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10-10-2015, 04:38 AM | #4 |
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I think my all time favorite came years ago when I (like everyone) had a TGP. One day I had a gallery that had a three hot blondes all getting anal from some dude. My description was something like, "Three sexy bitches from the Swedish national butt-fucking team take it in ass and love it!"
I got an email from a guy who was outraged saying he was from Sweden and there was no such thing as a national anal sex team and furthermore the girls in Sweden were not kinky enough to ever take it in the ass. He demanded I change it to be more realistic and not disparaging to the fine ladies of Sweden. |
10-10-2015, 04:51 AM | #5 |
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Surfers are always right.
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10-10-2015, 07:37 AM | #6 |
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He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)
If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
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10-10-2015, 07:44 AM | #7 |
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I had a surfer email me years ago to complain about the small watermark/copyright logo in our photos - and asked me to re-edit all the pics to remove it just for him.
I replied and told him I'd have them ready for him sometime in 2035. |
10-10-2015, 07:45 AM | #8 |
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Haha, working on it I presume?
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10-10-2015, 07:49 AM | #9 |
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10-11-2015, 07:56 AM | #10 |
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You send him a link to a Chubby pay site. Upsell him to Chubby chat
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10-11-2015, 09:43 AM | #12 |
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Those BBW fans are a pretty passionate lot - If you push BBW content it isnt really good business to use that sort of language in your descriptions...
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10-11-2015, 09:55 AM | #13 |
I'm still broke.
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10-11-2015, 10:01 AM | #14 |
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10-12-2015, 06:48 AM | #16 |
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Lol .
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10-12-2015, 06:56 AM | #17 |
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It means they also interact which is nice.
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10-12-2015, 08:02 AM | #18 |
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10-12-2015, 09:08 AM | #19 |
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It is true man there is no Swedish anal team in Sweden
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