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Old 10-09-2015, 11:36 PM   #1
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funniest mail I ever received from a surfer

I laughed my ass off


Title: chubby girls

Youre a retarded faggot if you dont love chubby/fat girls. Youre garbage. And you anti fat descriptions make you sound like a moron.
Everyones laughing at you. Faggot.
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Old 10-10-2015, 04:12 AM   #2
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Old 10-10-2015, 04:35 AM   #3
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Old 10-10-2015, 04:38 AM   #4
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I think my all time favorite came years ago when I (like everyone) had a TGP. One day I had a gallery that had a three hot blondes all getting anal from some dude. My description was something like, "Three sexy bitches from the Swedish national butt-fucking team take it in ass and love it!"

I got an email from a guy who was outraged saying he was from Sweden and there was no such thing as a national anal sex team and furthermore the girls in Sweden were not kinky enough to ever take it in the ass. He demanded I change it to be more realistic and not disparaging to the fine ladies of Sweden.
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Old 10-10-2015, 04:51 AM   #5
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Old 10-10-2015, 07:37 AM   #6
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He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
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Old 10-10-2015, 07:44 AM   #7
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I had a surfer email me years ago to complain about the small watermark/copyright logo in our photos - and asked me to re-edit all the pics to remove it just for him.

I replied and told him I'd have them ready for him sometime in 2035.
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Old 10-10-2015, 07:45 AM   #8
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I replied and told him I'd have them ready for him sometime in 2035.
Haha, working on it I presume?
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Old 10-10-2015, 07:49 AM   #9
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Haha, working on it I presume?
Oh yeah...diligently.

Inbetween beers.
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Old 10-11-2015, 07:56 AM   #10
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You send him a link to a Chubby pay site. Upsell him to Chubby chat
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Old 10-11-2015, 08:00 AM   #11
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He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
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Old 10-11-2015, 09:43 AM   #12
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Those BBW fans are a pretty passionate lot - If you push BBW content it isnt really good business to use that sort of language in your descriptions...
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Old 10-11-2015, 09:55 AM   #13
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Old 10-11-2015, 10:01 AM   #14
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He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
pretty damn poetic ;)
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Old 10-12-2015, 06:56 AM   #17
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It means they also interact which is nice.
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Old 10-12-2015, 08:02 AM   #18
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It is true man there is no Swedish anal team in Sweden
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