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Rob · 12-18-2015, 06:22 PM

It was worse than Episode I! What a fucking waste of time and money. This is going down as not only the worst Star Wars movie, but worst movie of all time. Fucking piece of shit. The fact that a robot that looks like a basketball with a head is main character and Jedi master? And Luke Skywalker being a main character along side Lando Calrissian. Lando Fucking Calrissian from Cloud City!?!? Chewbacca and Han Solo are in it for all of 10 minutes, and that's being generous. By the end I was begging for Jar Jar Binks.

Fuck off and eat a dick, Disney. Sorry for the spoilers, I'm pissed.

$money$ · 12-18-2015, 06:23 PM

Damn sorry you wasted your time and money i guess ill have to download it

xXXtesy10 · 12-18-2015, 06:24 PM

at least Han Solo dies

8pt-buck · 12-18-2015, 06:25 PM

Thanks for the advanced warning.

Rob · 12-18-2015, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

at least Han Solo dies

Right! That scene fucked me up! I never thought Chewy would turn like that.

Rob · 12-18-2015, 06:31 PM

Can someone explain to me how a robot the shape of a ball, with no arms or legs, can not only fly a starfighter, but use a lightsaber to kill a Sith Lord? Seriously!?!?

$money$ · 12-18-2015, 06:46 PM

Andrew Lee Approves!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-18-2015, 06:48 PM

Thanks guys, just thanks.

Phoenix · 12-18-2015, 06:51 PM

I couldn't believe they brought Vader back as well. Killing Luke off in the opening fight scene was crazy especially because i thought Boba Fett was dead.

Nice to see Yoda again though.

Jigster715 · 12-18-2015, 07:04 PM

Iz Jabba Da Hut innit?

EddyTheDog · 12-18-2015, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jigster715

Iz Jabba Da Hut innit?

Who do you think ate Chewbacca?..

Rochard · 12-18-2015, 08:09 PM

The best part was when Princess Leia crashed landed the Millennium Falcon...

pornmasta · 12-18-2015, 08:33 PM

I'm not convinced with this interacial gay romance

BIGTYMER · 12-18-2015, 08:57 PM

So is JJ overrated? Lost was the only thing of his I truly loved.

fitzmulti · 12-18-2015, 09:18 PM

In the bar scene, when the BLATANT advertising was all over the fucking place...UGH! Seriously??? A Pizza Hut delivery to a table, and all of the Dr. Pepper placards all over the tables!! What the fuck was that???
Practically had as much blatant advertisments as a NASCAR race!

MiamiBoyz · 12-18-2015, 09:31 PM

Well, they got your money sucker so I am pretty sure they don't give a fuck about what you think.

You should have used your common sense and not gone in the first place.

Google Expert · 12-18-2015, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by $money$

Damn sorry you wasted your time and money i guess ill have to download it

this. dont waste money on this shit

Google Expert · 12-18-2015, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I couldn't believe they brought Vader back as well. Killing Luke off in the opening fight scene was crazy especially because i thought Boba Fett was dead.

Nice to see Yoda again though.

none of this happened.

but why the fuck luke was gone for some reason and they had to go and find him - went over my head.

Rob · 12-18-2015, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib

none of this happened.

but why the fuck luke was gone for some reason and they had to go and find him - went over my head.

adultchatpay · 12-18-2015, 11:29 PM

Haven't seen it yet. So may the force be with you!

Spunky · 12-18-2015, 11:42 PM

I can't see what the hype is about. It was mediocre at best

SomeCreep · 12-19-2015, 12:33 AM

I saw it today. It was better than episodes i - iii. But not better than the original trilogy.

AMDWarrior · 12-19-2015, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

It was worse than Episode I! What a fucking waste of time and money. This is going down as not only the worst Star Wars movie, but worst movie of all time. Fucking piece of shit. The fact that a robot that looks like a basketball with a head is main character and Jedi master? And Luke Skywalker being a main character along side Lando Calrissian. Lando Fucking Calrissian from Cloud City!?!? Chewbacca and Han Solo are in it for all of 10 minutes, and that's being generous. By the end I was begging for Jar Jar Binks.

Fuck off and eat a dick, Disney. Sorry for the spoilers, I'm pissed.

You.are.a.loser

SAMANTAmax · 12-19-2015, 01:37 AM

Didnt like either

J. Falcon · 12-19-2015, 01:43 AM

People are suckers.

DamnSexy · 12-19-2015, 02:31 AM

Thank you guys for all the spoilers...it's really respectful to all people that waited to watch it

Paul Markham · 12-19-2015, 02:40 AM

We are going in a 3 hours.

Will give you an honest opinion afterwards.

fitzmulti · 12-19-2015, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DamnSexy

Thank you guys for all the spoilers...it's really respectful to all people that waited to watch it

Be sure to watch closely for the Pizza Hut delivery...

clickity click · 12-19-2015, 03:43 AM

The last star wars movie I saw was the first. Back in 83 or something.
People were clapping and cheering in the theatre.

clickity click · 12-19-2015, 03:45 AM

Just downloaded this in 1080p and it's junk. True flop.

fitzmulti · 12-19-2015, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Just downloaded this in 1080p and it's junk. True flop.

Not possible. It was filmed in low rez SD (NO HD or 4K or 3D or CGI or any of that) in order to be true to the original 1977 film.

Penny24Seven · 12-19-2015, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Not possible. It was filmed in low rez SD (NO HD or 4K or 3D or CGI or any of that) in order to be true to the original 1977 film.

Most was black and white. I thought they had color is 1977. I heard it was to save money because they were already over 500 million and it saved them from going way over budget

CaptainHowdy · 12-19-2015, 06:29 AM

I ain't a kid so I guess I won't be seeing it.

2MuchMark · 12-19-2015, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I couldn't believe they brought Vader back as well. Killing Luke off in the opening fight scene was crazy especially because i thought Boba Fett was dead.

Nice to see Yoda again though.

The only character I didn't want to see again was JarJar Binks, but I was happy to see him back because they did a good job CG job on him, and he had so many wisecracks! And his catch phrase, "Me Love you!" is going to stick in my head for months now. So cute! And who knew he was the one carrying the plans for the new rebel base all along? What a great movie.

fitzmulti · 12-19-2015, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Most was black and white. I thought they had color is 1977. I heard it was to save money because they were already over 500 million and it saved them from going way over budget

Ya. It didn't matter much, because Storm Troopers are black & white anyway, and so is Mr. Ford's beard.

dyna mo · 12-19-2015, 09:17 AM

what a cocksucker thread. did not read.

you've got to be a miserable fuckwad to come running to gfy to try and spoil the fucking movie for others.

gofuckyourself

EddyTheDog · 12-19-2015, 09:25 AM

This isnt a thread fail - It's a GFY fail...

SilentKnight · 12-19-2015, 09:32 AM

No desire to see it.

I stopped following Star Wars after the first original three.

2MuchMark · 12-19-2015, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Not possible. It was filmed in low rez SD (NO HD or 4K or 3D or CGI or any of that) in order to be true to the original 1977 film.

I personally enjoyed the analog 2 channel stereo and lack of bass. The scratch and pop sounds were a great reminder of how film sound used to be, and should be again. The noisy fuzzy "warmth" sounded just as good as vinyl records.

j3rkules · 12-19-2015, 10:07 AM

That is why I will never watch it.

Paul Markham · 12-19-2015, 11:15 AM

Not bad at all, quite enjoyed it. 3D is awesome and we could have had more, such as from the pilots POV in the dogfight scenes, as were some of the backdrops created. Ford out acted the lot of them, that's to be expected. A couple of actors showed their inexperience.

It also has the same tongue in cheek angle.

The only complaint is the writing needs to have been better in getting it away from the set format of Death Star, Evil Ruler, Darth Vader, children who are related to main characters and re-inventing Luke as a girl. Her character and his are too similar. Though to be honest there are 100s of movies that seem to be written by a photocopier.

Well, worth the money, even some of those here to broke to go to the movies.

Watching the other trailers, DC Comics, Marvel and Warcraft spin-offs. This is far better. another case of photocopier instead of a team of writers.

JFK · 12-19-2015, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

at least Han Solo dies

Hope the whole hype machine dies and it wont be a minute too soon, if it does

2MuchMark · 12-19-2015, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

what a cocksucker thread. did not read.

you've got to be a miserable fuckwad to come running to gfy to try and spoil the fucking movie for others.

gofuckyourself

LOL! Troll completely misses point of thread. Cries like a girl. Sad.

fitzmulti · 12-19-2015, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

LOL! Troll completely misses point of thread. Cries like a girl. Sad.

Exactly. If he doesn't read the thread, he might miss little things like the Pizza Hut delivery...LOL!

xXXtesy10 · 12-19-2015, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DamnSexy

Thank you guys for all the spoilers...it's really respectful to all people that waited to watch it

yuu mad, solo dies

xXXtesy10 · 12-19-2015, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

what a cocksucker thread. did not read.

you've got to be a miserable fuckwad to come running to gfy to try and spoil the fucking movie for others.

gofuckyourself

fitzmulti · 12-19-2015, 08:46 PM

Me: Hi there!

Star Wars Fan: Can you seriously stop spoiling the movie for me? I couldn't get tickets and it is so inconsiderate for you to do this!!!

pornmasta · 12-19-2015, 09:22 PM

how is it possible that they speak modern french in this movie ?

Rochard · 12-19-2015, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DamnSexy

Thank you guys for all the spoilers...it's really respectful to all people that waited to watch it

LOL None of the above happened. So nothing has been spoiled.

The Porn Nerd · 12-20-2015, 12:24 AM

The Force.....

12-18-2015, 06:22 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Just got home from Star Wars - Worst. Movie. Ever. It was worse than Episode I! What a fucking waste of time and money. This is going down as not only the worst Star Wars movie, but worst movie of all time. Fucking piece of shit. The fact that a robot that looks like a basketball with a head is main character and Jedi master? And Luke Skywalker being a main character along side Lando Calrissian. Lando Fucking Calrissian from Cloud City!?!? Chewbacca and Han Solo are in it for all of 10 minutes, and that's being generous. By the end I was begging for Jar Jar Binks. Fuck off and eat a dick, Disney. Sorry for the spoilers, I'm pissed.

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fitzmulti I Like Depth Of Field! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA: 36.12318 N, 115.090219 W Posts: 14,861	In the bar scene, when the BLATANT advertising was all over the fucking place...UGH! Seriously??? A Pizza Hut delivery to a table, and all of the Dr. Pepper placards all over the tables!! What the fuck was that??? Practically had as much blatant advertisments as a NASCAR race! __________________ www.SexyGirlsCash.com CONTACT // FITZMULTI AT GMAIL.COM // {Please include a message so I know you are from GFY! I get too many spam "add requests"!}

12-18-2015, 06:23 PM	#2
$money$ So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,416	Damn sorry you wasted your time and money i guess ill have to download it

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Can someone explain to me how a robot the shape of a ball, with no arms or legs, can not only fly a starfighter, but use a lightsaber to kill a Sith Lord? Seriously!?!?

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$money$ So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,416	Andrew Lee Approves!

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12-18-2015, 08:57 PM	#14
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	So is JJ overrated? Lost was the only thing of his I truly loved.

12-18-2015, 09:31 PM	#16
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Well, they got your money sucker so I am pretty sure they don't give a fuck about what you think. You should have used your common sense and not gone in the first place.

12-18-2015, 11:29 PM	#20
adultchatpay Let's Make Money Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,784	Haven't seen it yet. So may the force be with you!

12-18-2015, 11:42 PM	#21
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clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	The last star wars movie I saw was the first. Back in 83 or something. People were clapping and cheering in the theatre.

12-19-2015, 03:45 AM	#30
clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	Just downloaded this in 1080p and it's junk. True flop.

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12-19-2015, 11:15 AM	#41
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Not bad at all, quite enjoyed it. 3D is awesome and we could have had more, such as from the pilots POV in the dogfight scenes, as were some of the backdrops created. Ford out acted the lot of them, that's to be expected. A couple of actors showed their inexperience. It also has the same tongue in cheek angle. The only complaint is the writing needs to have been better in getting it away from the set format of Death Star, Evil Ruler, Darth Vader, children who are related to main characters and re-inventing Luke as a girl. Her character and his are too similar. Though to be honest there are 100s of movies that seem to be written by a photocopier. Well, worth the money, even some of those here to broke to go to the movies. Watching the other trailers, DC Comics, Marvel and Warcraft spin-offs. This is far better. another case of photocopier instead of a team of writers. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

12-19-2015, 08:46 PM	#47
fitzmulti I Like Depth Of Field! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA: 36.12318 N, 115.090219 W Posts: 14,861	Me: Hi there! Star Wars Fan: Can you seriously stop spoiling the movie for me? I couldn't get tickets and it is so inconsiderate for you to do this!!! __________________ www.SexyGirlsCash.com CONTACT // FITZMULTI AT GMAIL.COM // {Please include a message so I know you are from GFY! I get too many spam "add requests"!}

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