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EddyTheDog · 01-17-2016, 01:12 AM

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

freecartoonporn · 01-17-2016, 01:16 AM

its not freaky at all.,

may be Trinity is trying to send you message./
follow the white rabbit and
dont take the Red pill we all know what happens next..

DamnSexy · 01-17-2016, 02:00 AM

You should disable that bitch of cortana, this is the worst "new feature" of windows 10.

Ferus · 01-17-2016, 02:31 AM

It's me. I'm owning your box

EddyTheDog · 01-17-2016, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus

It's me. I'm owning your box

Lol - That could be taken more than one way...

Ferus · 01-17-2016, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Lol - That could be taken more than one way...

So could you...

Rob · 01-17-2016, 02:40 AM

You two, get a room.

Bojangles · 01-17-2016, 02:55 AM

Paranormal Wacktivity

LetterTwenty7 · 01-17-2016, 02:59 AM

Actually, Cortana is telling the truth. It's just a random fact. ;)

georgeyw · 01-17-2016, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

Turn all that shit off in win 10

MiamiBoyz · 01-17-2016, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

just a punk · 01-17-2016, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

Have you read "Press Enter" by John Varley?

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2016, 04:28 AM

I had a similar thing years ago. Laptop started scrolling weird words and phrases like 'Dark father waiting at the gates' etc across the google search box while I was alone in my apartment. Freaked me out, but discovered it was a hamster in its wheel in the room making a noise, and the computer was set on text to speech...

Strange translation though!

Ferus · 01-17-2016, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

You two, get a room.

It's its as close he have gotten to sex in both 2013,2014, 2015 and 2016... let him play with his moist bubbel cunt while he dreams of a GFY troll, if that is his pleasure.

Google Expert · 01-17-2016, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10

/thread

kkkkkk · 01-17-2016, 07:21 AM

I use windows 10 but everything stupid is turned off, no automatic updating other shittier pcs from here, no cortana, no web search, everything I can I disable

SilentKnight · 01-17-2016, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

Could be Ultron trying to kill your Win10.

Penny24Seven · 01-17-2016, 11:44 AM

dude you are so fucked, first Lemmy, Bowie and now you.

NatalieK · 01-18-2016, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

other than some freaky ghost thing, I've just done a search "rub a dub dub" and it came up with "taco bell".. maybe it heard you or Eddy snoring & came up with a bing search.

Just keeping things logical

Otherwise, set your webcam up for tonight!

redwhiteandblue · 01-18-2016, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

Well you obviously didn't die because you posted this, so I wouldn't worry about it.

Elli · 01-18-2016, 01:52 PM

Cortana doesn't work in Canada due to privacy laws. That was enough to get me to turn off all that search shit. I can do my own Googling.

blackmonsters · 01-18-2016, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on

.....

Freaky...

Did your asshole hurt when you woke?

NatalieK · 01-18-2016, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Did your asshole hurt when you woke?

xXXtesy10 · 01-18-2016, 03:54 PM

cool story bro

Coup · 01-18-2016, 03:55 PM

Install Gentoo

01-17-2016, 01:12 AM	#1
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01-17-2016, 01:16 AM	#2
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01-17-2016, 02:00 AM	#3
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01-17-2016, 07:21 AM	#16
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01-18-2016, 01:52 PM	#21
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