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Old 02-03-2016, 11:49 AM   #1
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What did you tell your parents when they said they hated your girlfriend?

I said "Fuck off".
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Old 02-03-2016, 11:57 AM   #2
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Old 02-03-2016, 12:44 PM   #3
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Old 02-03-2016, 12:56 PM   #4
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They hate their own daughter?
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Old 02-03-2016, 01:45 PM   #5
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Old 02-03-2016, 01:58 PM   #6
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:07 PM   #7
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I'd say that's your opinion and I respect that, but you have to respect my choice in gfs. Just because she has a few tire patches and looks worn out is no reason to hate her.

Now if my dogs don't like her, the bitch is gone
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:23 PM   #8
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:24 PM   #9
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I said she gives great head. Dad said it was OK then.

My Mum said me marrying Eva was a mistake, she became her favourite daughter in law.
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:30 PM   #10
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:39 PM   #11
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I would say Ok and keep fuckin her
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:44 PM   #12
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I said she gives great head. Dad said it was OK then.

My Mum said me marrying Eva was a mistake, she became her favourite daughter in law.
Your mom? How old is she?
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Old 02-03-2016, 02:46 PM   #13
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sorry to hear you had problems with your parents and the girlfriend

each of our parents loved each others partners
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Old 02-03-2016, 07:36 PM   #14
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All of them?
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Old 02-03-2016, 07:57 PM   #15
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Neighbours mistook the lineup for a Star Wars premiere.
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Old 02-04-2016, 02:42 AM   #16
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Tell them shes the only girl in the area who takes it up the shitter
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Old 02-04-2016, 07:47 AM   #19
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Bring home a coked out prostitute and introduce her as your "sweety". This way next time they will thank god if anyone is half normal.
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My mom once told me that I can't bring my gf home... But the bitch is gone now. I mean, the gf.
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Old 02-04-2016, 07:50 AM   #21
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Been telling me that all my life.I guess they will never be good enough
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