Have you ever dated a haitian girl? - GoFuckYourself.com

CaptainHowdy · 03-14-2016, 07:53 AM

I just got the cellphone number from a shy haitian girl* I rode the trolley with.

All I know about haitians is that they speak french and eat mudcakes.

Any more info would be highly appreciated,

Howdy

* I'm yet to discover if she is an undercover prostitute.

Penny24Seven · 03-14-2016, 07:56 AM

she will kill you in your sleep

JFK · 03-14-2016, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

she will kill you in your sleep

jimmycooper · 03-14-2016, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

she will kill you in your sleep

Ok that was funny. Haha!

CaptainHowdy · 03-14-2016, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

she will kill you in your sleep

That's actually pretty promising ...

Helix · 03-14-2016, 08:44 AM

Just don't piss her off.

Rochard · 03-14-2016, 09:17 AM

I have not dated a Haitian woman.

I dated a black chick once, that was interesting.

I also dated an English chick, but she was from London so it was really - and Asian woman speaking with a British accent was just totally foreign to me.

sperbonzo · 03-14-2016, 09:38 AM

my experience has been, that once you get them started up, if they like having sex with you, they will want it ALL THE TIME.

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Mr Pheer · 03-14-2016, 10:28 AM

I spent enought time in Haiti to know better.

And they dont speak french, they speak creole.

olivierx · 03-14-2016, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I spent enought time in Haiti to know better.

And they dont speak french, they speak creole.

I don't know what part of haiti you visited but most of their music are in french and not in Creole. Creole is their primary language, but most of them also speak french, in school they learn french, their leader are almost always speaking in french when they make public appearence...

As for Original poster,

I fucked lot of haitian girl on my different travel to Sosua(in DR), i had great time with them. Most of them speak french & creole. Some are crazy one for sure... but i guess there is crazy one all over the world.

Colmike9 · 03-14-2016, 01:00 PM

Don't use your real name and hide your ID, have a side bank account with like $100 in it and only use that card when going out with her, ride your bike or a beater car if you have one and see if she's still interested and if it's a problem just say the good car is "in the shop", and never go to night clubs or "Discos" with her...

(I might be thinking of the Dominican Republic with the Discos, though.. Still better to be safe than sorry)

Tasty1 · 03-14-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I just got the cellphone number from a shy haitian girl* I rode the trolley with.

All I know about haitians is that they speak french and eat mudcakes.

Any more info would be highly appreciated,

Howdy

* I'm yet to discover if she is an undercover prostitute.

They also have a pussy and mouth and can cook.
What more do you need to know? Call her.

xXXtesy10 · 03-14-2016, 01:56 PM

haitian is dindu?

mineistaken · 03-14-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierx

I fucked lot of haitian girl on my different travel to Sosua(in DR), i had great time with them. Most of them speak french & creole. Some are crazy one for sure... but i guess there is crazy one all over the world.

Prostitutes tend to be more crazy than average chicks though.

olivierx · 03-14-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Prostitutes tend to be more crazy than average chicks though.

If we were in america i'd agree, but, in DR , the haitian girl from 18-24 that have child are having it very hard and are most likely ending up prostitute, its just the normal. Too many guy's make them child and then run away and then they have to choose between the street or give the child to someone... it's sad but thats the life when they dont know how to use condom... or when the parents die, the old sister have to find enoguh money for the food... that doesn't make them crazy. its survival for them because there is nothing else they can do.

In usa & canada, most are drug addicted and do that to pay drug... those are crazy most of the time. I guess in DR too there is that are drug addicted i bet those are crazy too.

ErectMedia · 03-14-2016, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

she will kill you in your sleep

and steal your coke

Relic · 03-14-2016, 04:29 PM

The closest I'm going to Haiti is the Dominican Republic. Haitians are into torture and voodoo.

CaptainHowdy · 03-14-2016, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

my experience has been, that once you get them started up, if they like having sex with you, they will want it ALL THE TIME.

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True, she went from shy to smug. This kind of girls sure make you work for it.

Penny24Seven · 03-14-2016, 06:25 PM

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Ok that was funny. Haha!

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I have not dated a Haitian woman.

I dated a black chick once, that was interesting.

I also dated an English chick, but she was from London so it was really - and Asian woman speaking with a British accent was just totally foreign to me.

Umm Thanks for the input

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I spent enought time in Haiti to know better.

And they dont speak french, they speak creole.

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Don't use your real name and hide your ID, have a side bank account with like $100 in it and only use that card when going out with her, ride your bike or a beater car if you have one and see if she's still interested and if it's a problem just say the good car is "in the shop", and never go to night clubs or "Discos" with her...

(I might be thinking of the Dominican Republic with the Discos, though.. Still better to be safe than sorry)

That says it all

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

haitian is dindu?

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and steal your coke

Just as bad

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Originally Posted by Relic

The closest I'm going to Haiti is the Dominican Republic. Haitians are into torture and voodoo.

yup yup

See I was right

olivierx · 03-14-2016, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic

The closest I'm going to Haiti is the Dominican Republic. Haitians are into torture and voodoo.

I don't know if you went out of resort in DR. but I bet you $100 that if you walk outside of resort you will not see more then 10 dominicans before seeing one haitian, or one half haitian/dominican.

Not all of them are into voodoo... I bet there more then half of them that don't even know what is vodoo.

DR is not haiti, but, here there is at least 1 haitian for every 10 dominican... and most likely less... When I go to the shopping center i see so many haitian... many are working, or just shopping... its their country also. I'm more a tourist then them for sure...

Anyway haitian girl are very fun in bed, i wouldnt want one for a longterm but for a one night hell yah. gotta try dark chocolate .

Spunky · 03-14-2016, 08:44 PM

Those dark women intimidate me

VikingMan · 03-14-2016, 08:51 PM

Black girls who speak French are hot I would love it. My penis is like the United Nations.

olivierx · 03-14-2016, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Black girls who speak French are hot I would love it. My penis is like the United Nations.

jajajja

Mr Pheer · 03-14-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierx

I don't know what part of haiti you visited but most of their music are in french and not in Creole. Creole is their primary language, but most of them also speak french, in school they learn french, their leader are almost always speaking in french when they make public appearence...

I was in Port Au Prince for a few months. It doesnt get more Haitian than that.

Relic · 03-14-2016, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierx

I don't know if you went out of resort in DR. but I bet you $100 that if you walk outside of resort you will not see more then 10 dominicans before seeing one haitian, or one half haitian/dominican.

Not all of them are into voodoo... I bet there more then half of them that don't even know what is vodoo.

DR is not haiti, but, here there is at least 1 haitian for every 10 dominican... and most likely less... When I go to the shopping center i see so many haitian... many are working, or just shopping... its their country also. I'm more a tourist then them for sure...

Anyway haitian girl are very fun in bed, i wouldnt want one for a longterm but for a one night hell yah. gotta try dark chocolate .

They were all workers there. I am talking about them chilling on the street pricking voodoo dolls waiting for the next karma induced earthquake at home in Haiti. Which is policed by the un.

olivierx · 03-14-2016, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic

They were all workers there. I am talking about them chilling on the street pricking voodoo dolls waiting for the next karma induced earthquake at home in Haiti. Which is policed by the un.

they dont play with voodoo dolls on the street they are agaisnt anyone to see they do voodoo... in been living in DR for 3 years and never seen any voodoo dolls, i been to 20+ different haitian home and never seen a voodoo dolls, i asked many girl about voodoo and none of them said they knew about it.

I Think the haitian that play with voodoo are very much hidden

klinton · 03-15-2016, 04:19 AM

does "undercover prostitute" count ?
they are normal girls...just with the strange accent...maybe a little quiet (when you put for example Dominican girl and Haitian one, the second will be more quiet hahah)

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I just got the cellphone number from a shy haitian girl* I rode the trolley with.

All I know about haitians is that they speak french and eat mudcakes.

Any more info would be highly appreciated,

Howdy

* I'm yet to discover if she is an undercover prostitute.

olivierx · 03-15-2016, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

does "undercover prostitute" count ?
they are normal girls...just with the strange accent...maybe a little quiet (when you put for example Dominican girl and Haitian one, the second will be more quiet hahah)

Definetly more quiet.

I'd also like to add in comparasion to a dominican girl, i will trust more a haitian girl. I seen so many gringo being robbed by dominican girl... it would seems that there is very less with haitian girl...

CaptainHowdy · 03-15-2016, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

does "undercover prostitute" count ?
they are normal girls...just with the strange accent...maybe a little quiet (when you put for example Dominican girl and Haitian one, the second will be more quiet hahah)

True, quiet is the key ... maybe too quiet

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MiamiBoyz · 03-15-2016, 05:16 AM

They all look diseased with those nasty purple gums.

davecummings · 03-15-2016, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

does "undercover prostitute" count ?
they are normal girls...just with the strange accent...maybe a little quiet (when you put for example Dominican girl and Haitian one, the second will be more quiet hahah)

I have no interest in ever dating one of them.

CaptainHowdy · 03-15-2016, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

They all look diseased with those nasty purple gums.

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Sednub997 · 03-15-2016, 10:17 AM

not in my dreams.im not that kind of person

Matt-ADX · 03-15-2016, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I just got the cellphone number from a shy haitian girl* I rode the trolley with.

All I know about haitians is that they speak french and eat mudcakes.

Any more info would be highly appreciated,

Howdy

* I'm yet to discover if she is an undercover prostitute.

I did, few years ago, we broke up, she was crushed..

davidclickpapa · 03-16-2016, 01:44 AM

one of the most senseless jokes i heard is about haitians.

and that's it.

CaptainHowdy · 03-18-2016, 07:06 AM

UPDATE: I called. The echo over the phone accentuated her baboon-like voice. It was rather odd.

candyflip · 03-18-2016, 07:15 AM

Never considered it until seeing this hot Hatian beauty on the Amazon show Mad Dogs.

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