Do We (People) Come from Monkeys? - GoFuckYourself.com

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 04:35 PM

Did Monkeys come From Fish?

Dis Fish Come from a Planckton type species?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 04:36 PM

Humans were created by aliens

The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans

CaptainHowdy · 03-21-2016, 04:38 PM

Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Humans were created by aliens

The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

Please provide some find of evidence.

I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Please provide some find of evidence.

I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.

It's blatantly obvious

Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense

#23 · 03-21-2016, 04:53 PM

Irwin Jones is a Monkey

Ribbet Hog · 03-21-2016, 04:55 PM

We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ribbet Hog

We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..

Well, the aliens that created humans were the reptilians

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

It's blatantly obvious

Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense

I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?

They created humans. The Reptilians did

Check out my site: Truthism.com - Your #1 Source for the Truth

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

They created humans. The Reptilians did

Check out my site: Truthism.com - Your #1 Source for the Truth

I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 05:06 PM

P.S you need to update your site.

Ribbet Hog · 03-21-2016, 05:07 PM

P.S you need to update your site.

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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?

Not sure...

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Not sure...

I tried to read the site but it's long and a bit boring.

It it really yours?

420 · 03-21-2016, 06:42 PM

We all come from hagfish (cyclostomata) according to this diagram.

Humans split from chimpanzees sometime between 4 million to 30 million years ago. We didn't split over a few generations. Our ancestors continued to interbreed for millions of years.

Penny24Seven · 03-21-2016, 06:54 PM

Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.

It's aliens

They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own

420 · 03-21-2016, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

It's aliens

They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own

Stupid aliens made Australopithecus the first time.

PirrTaste · 03-21-2016, 08:05 PM

I like to think that we came from the great ooze and then branched off into millions of different species over the bast billion years or so.

bearjew · 03-21-2016, 08:20 PM

this thread gave me cancer

noshit · 03-22-2016, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

That would be the pigmanzee which is the antithesis of the al gore species manbearpig. On occasion the pigmanzee is also mistaken for the manpanzee.

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CurrentlySober · 03-22-2016, 04:30 AM

I came from an extremely unhygienic public toilet. I wasn't so much 'born' as I was 'hatched'...

LetterTwenty7 · 03-22-2016, 05:09 AM

I want to believe.

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