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redwhiteandblue · 03-30-2016, 05:38 AM

This might be old but it bears repeating, I feel.

BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAY-OFF

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point
to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy
and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles
down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it
- One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2016, 05:53 AM

Beer always wins ...

Barry-xlovecam · 03-30-2016, 06:05 AM

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

Spunky · 03-30-2016, 06:19 AM

Beer is food,beer is life

The Hun · 03-30-2016, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

Cold pussy tastes awful also... so that point is invalid...

"Every loaf of bread is the sad saga of grains that could have become beer"

redwhiteandblue · 03-30-2016, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

Cold pussy tastes awful also...

Well what makes you so sure about that?

bronco67 · 03-30-2016, 07:50 AM

Beer doesn't make you cum. Game, set, match.

EngineCash · 03-30-2016, 08:07 AM

Ahahaha, as usual, beer wins...

Look Chang · 03-30-2016, 08:28 AM

Actualy, I need beer AND pussy to be happy

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Beer grows you belly, pussy makes you sweat. One point to..?

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03-30-2016, 05:38 AM	#1
redwhiteandblue Bollocks Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bollocks Posts: 2,792	Beer vs. Pussy This might be old but it bears repeating, I feel. BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAY-OFF 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

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