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Old 04-08-2016, 11:15 AM   #1
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Why can't Zuckburger get a hotter wife?

Is he really that big of a loser?
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:17 AM   #2
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Here we see Mark's wife leading him off to the daily cuckolding.

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Old 04-08-2016, 11:29 AM   #3
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or decided to be with someone who makes him happy in more ways than just a trophy show piece.
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:38 AM   #5
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:42 AM   #6
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He could do a lot worse and I would imagine he's looking for more then just looks.
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:43 AM   #7
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or decided to be with someone who makes him happy in more ways than just a trophy show piece.
Can you imagine the divorce ownage if he even thinks of straying from that hildebeast of his?

All that cash and can't risk banging a little strange. That's gotta be torment.
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:49 AM   #8
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Here we see Mark's wife leading him off to the daily cuckolding.

She's into the guy. You can tell. And mark knows it too. He's trying not to let it show.

Pathetic.
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:49 AM   #9
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Throw money out of the equation and he's lucky to get what he has.
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:53 AM   #10
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Old 04-08-2016, 11:58 AM   #11
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Old 04-08-2016, 12:05 PM   #12
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he is tiny...like asian girl tiny...I bet she is heavier than him...if they both wore a spiderman suit, she would be the bigger spiderman...

are these regular surfboards? LOL if they are

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Old 04-08-2016, 12:09 PM   #13
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Old 04-08-2016, 12:12 PM   #14
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yeah, she do not looks hot at all
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Old 04-08-2016, 12:26 PM   #15
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Old 04-08-2016, 12:28 PM   #16
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he is tiny...like asian girl tiny...I bet she is heavier than him...if they both wore a spiderman suit, she would be the bigger spiderman...
Indeed. She's a Cantonese peasant; look at those calves. She can pull the plow in the rice paddy all day long better than a water buffalo.

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Old 04-08-2016, 01:20 PM   #17
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she probably actually likes him and not just his money maybe
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Old 04-08-2016, 01:47 PM   #19
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She's hotter than him
And maybe they are both sapiosexuals
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Old 04-08-2016, 01:56 PM   #20
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Old 04-08-2016, 02:13 PM   #21
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Old 04-08-2016, 02:39 PM   #22
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He's a cunt anyway...
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Old 04-08-2016, 02:47 PM   #23
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I can tell by the way he dresses that he doesnt give a fuck about anyone's approval or what they think. I doubt he loses any sleep over you guys not thinking if she is hot or not.
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Old 04-08-2016, 04:31 PM   #24
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Old 04-08-2016, 04:36 PM   #25
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Old 04-08-2016, 04:49 PM   #26
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Its called love. She looks good considering she doesn't wear quarter inch of makeup.
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Old 04-08-2016, 04:51 PM   #27
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Old 04-08-2016, 05:13 PM   #28
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I think she's attractive. She's also brilliant. She also miraculously puts up with him.

Three points.
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Old 04-08-2016, 05:18 PM   #29
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Old 04-08-2016, 05:58 PM   #30
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If I had billions of dollars I'd have a harem, and my wife would have to be ok with it.
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Old 04-08-2016, 06:29 PM   #31
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Old 04-08-2016, 06:42 PM   #32
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they have been together forever
That just shows what kind of a beta he is. Men are polygamous by nature. They are driven by nature to screw as many females as possible.
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Old 04-08-2016, 08:32 PM   #33
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SHE knows his deep down secrets about how he stole the idea for facebook and all kinds of other shit. He is stuck with her or risking that she will spill the beans.
Come on this is the ONLY possible reason LOL. He is worth billions and well that says it all.
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Old 04-08-2016, 10:35 PM   #34
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or decided to be with someone who makes him happy in more ways than just a trophy show piece.
Well said......... though I think she's not bad looking.

Likewise just because you're a billionaire, doesn't mean you drive a Ferrari.
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He doesnt need it..you never get it way coz you see only the beauty in ppl ..what a waste
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No-one mentioned Yoko Ono yet?
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That just shows what kind of a beta he is. Men are polygamous by nature. They are driven by nature to screw as many females as possible.
Naw that's just something assholes say so they can justify being assholes.

She looks nice. I bet they are happy together.
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Perhaps its the old proverbial - she can suck a golf ball through 50ft of garden hose.
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My Wife manages my stable of bitches....And I don't have anywhere near a billion dollars.
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OP must be an idiot thinking that ALL people choose their spouses only based on looks.
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Outfit looks like someone threw-up on a tablecloth.
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