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04-08-2016, 11:15 AM | #1 |
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Why can't Zuckburger get a hotter wife?
Is he really that big of a loser?
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04-08-2016, 11:17 AM | #2 |
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Here we see Mark's wife leading him off to the daily cuckolding.
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04-08-2016, 11:29 AM | #3 |
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Some people embrace paradox in their lives ...
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04-08-2016, 11:38 AM | #4 |
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or decided to be with someone who makes him happy in more ways than just a trophy show piece.
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04-08-2016, 11:38 AM | #5 |
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Damn hippies...
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04-08-2016, 11:42 AM | #6 |
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He could do a lot worse and I would imagine he's looking for more then just looks.
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04-08-2016, 11:43 AM | #7 | |
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All that cash and can't risk banging a little strange. That's gotta be torment. |
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04-08-2016, 11:49 AM | #8 |
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04-08-2016, 11:49 AM | #9 |
working on my tan
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Throw money out of the equation and he's lucky to get what he has.
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04-08-2016, 11:53 AM | #10 |
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Some people aren't happy about the mixing of blood
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04-08-2016, 11:58 AM | #11 |
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#cuckerberg
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04-08-2016, 12:05 PM | #12 |
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he is tiny...like asian girl tiny...I bet she is heavier than him...if they both wore a spiderman suit, she would be the bigger spiderman...
are these regular surfboards? LOL if they are
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04-08-2016, 12:09 PM | #13 | |
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04-08-2016, 12:12 PM | #14 |
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yeah, she do not looks hot at all
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04-08-2016, 12:26 PM | #15 |
I need a beer
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She has a good personality
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04-08-2016, 12:28 PM | #16 | |
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04-08-2016, 01:20 PM | #17 |
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she probably actually likes him and not just his money maybe
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04-08-2016, 01:47 PM | #19 |
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She's hotter than him And maybe they are both sapiosexuals
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04-08-2016, 01:56 PM | #20 |
dumb libs love censorship
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some superdorks need a superdork GF. jessica alba is a rare speciman who combines superdork IQ with supermodel looks.
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04-08-2016, 02:13 PM | #21 |
So fuckin' bored
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Some men gossip worse than women.
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04-08-2016, 02:39 PM | #22 |
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He's a cunt anyway...
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04-08-2016, 02:47 PM | #23 |
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I can tell by the way he dresses that he doesnt give a fuck about anyone's approval or what they think. I doubt he loses any sleep over you guys not thinking if she is hot or not.
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04-08-2016, 04:31 PM | #24 |
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04-08-2016, 04:36 PM | #25 |
So Fecking Bummed
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04-08-2016, 04:49 PM | #26 |
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Its called love. She looks good considering she doesn't wear quarter inch of makeup.
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04-08-2016, 04:51 PM | #27 |
BACON BACON BACON
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Maybe she let's him bang other girls
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04-08-2016, 05:13 PM | #28 |
Let's do some business!
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I think she's attractive. She's also brilliant. She also miraculously puts up with him.
Three points.
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04-08-2016, 05:18 PM | #29 |
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they have been together forever
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04-08-2016, 05:58 PM | #30 |
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If I had billions of dollars I'd have a harem, and my wife would have to be ok with it.
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04-08-2016, 06:29 PM | #31 |
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I'd hit it.
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04-08-2016, 06:42 PM | #32 |
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04-08-2016, 08:32 PM | #33 |
So Fucking What
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SHE knows his deep down secrets about how he stole the idea for facebook and all kinds of other shit. He is stuck with her or risking that she will spill the beans.
Come on this is the ONLY possible reason LOL. He is worth billions and well that says it all.
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04-08-2016, 10:35 PM | #34 |
So Fucking Banned
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04-08-2016, 11:15 PM | #35 |
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04-08-2016, 11:20 PM | #36 |
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Those are some good birthing hips.
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04-08-2016, 11:24 PM | #37 |
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I've dated normal cute chicks and a few absolute hotties. I'd take a normal cute chick with a brain over the absolute hottie as the majority of them aren't the sharpest crayons in the box.
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04-09-2016, 02:00 AM | #38 |
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He doesnt need it..you never get it way coz you see only the beauty in ppl ..what a waste
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04-09-2016, 02:05 AM | #39 |
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No-one mentioned Yoko Ono yet?
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04-09-2016, 06:05 AM | #40 |
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04-09-2016, 06:09 AM | #41 |
Megan Fox's fluffer
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Perhaps its the old proverbial - she can suck a golf ball through 50ft of garden hose.
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04-09-2016, 09:15 AM | #42 |
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04-09-2016, 09:31 AM | #43 |
FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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how true
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04-09-2016, 09:34 AM | #44 |
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04-09-2016, 09:35 AM | #45 |
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i think she looks pretty hot.
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04-09-2016, 09:40 AM | #46 |
See signature :)
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04-09-2016, 09:44 AM | #47 |
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She is Sexy, Asian, and a Doctor
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04-09-2016, 11:00 AM | #48 |
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I was trying to forget that. LOL
John married Yoko? Oh no!
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04-09-2016, 11:05 AM | #49 |
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04-09-2016, 12:26 PM | #50 |
Mark Osterholt Sucks Cock
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She probably lets him put it in her ass.
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