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baddog · 04-27-2016, 11:20 AM

So fucking desperate dumb idea and too little too late

mineistaken · 04-27-2016, 11:21 AM

How did Mr. Trump describe this move when asked during the last victory speech?
"He is wasting his time" or something like that

baddog · 04-27-2016, 11:23 AM

It was just announced, Don't know if Trump has said anything yet

C H R I S · 04-27-2016, 11:23 AM

Haha - he picked that bat.

Everything Cruz does is laughable.

Coup · 04-27-2016, 11:34 AM

I guess he was shooting for someone that is about as likable as he is.

mineistaken · 04-27-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

It was just announced, Don't know if Trump has said anything yet

I am saying that he said it as I watched and heard it. It was during his victory speech Q and A. Just do not remember the exact quote.

C H R I S · 04-27-2016, 11:47 AM

Oh and who cares....

romeo22 · 04-27-2016, 12:07 PM

Cruz making his team strong

CaptainHowdy · 04-27-2016, 12:10 PM

More power to Trump ...

flashfire · 04-27-2016, 12:12 PM

fighting over who gets to lose to Hillary

LAJ · 04-27-2016, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S

Oh and who cares....

Exactly. And like this matters in the least. I'll announce my running mate next.

2MuchMark · 04-27-2016, 03:10 PM

Yep - Cruz just lost the election. I wonder why he picked her? She didn't do very well during the debates and her rant about abortion was ... off. Maybe since he announced he's working with Kasich, this is a move to shore up a few extra delegates and force a contested convention? Who knows.

ilnjscb · 04-27-2016, 08:11 PM

Paul Markham · 04-28-2016, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Exactly. And like this matters in the least. I'll announce my running mate next.

Is it me?

Yanks_Todd · 04-28-2016, 01:27 AM

They are both just so pointy.

ilnjscb · 04-28-2016, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Is it me?

The whisper on the street is that it is Paul. It makes sense. He has strengths in some areas where LAJ is weak. He polls very well among expatriate over 60 pornographers in Czechia, and his organization is well versed in magazine marketing.

Relentless · 04-28-2016, 07:25 AM

He knows he lost. Picking her keeps his whack pack credentials strong and sells more books to the mouth breathers when he decides to cash out.

LAJ · 04-28-2016, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Is it me?

Well... neither you nor Cruz were born here, so... YES!!

MaDalton · 04-28-2016, 08:29 AM

no comment

LAJ · 04-28-2016, 10:26 AM

HOLY FUCK that video creeped me out...

Yanks_Todd · 04-28-2016, 10:31 AM

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Why did you do that to us. WTF

arock10 · 04-28-2016, 02:32 PM

Trying to get those California delegates

Rochard · 04-28-2016, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd

They are both just so pointy.

Holy shit that was funny!

MiamiBoyz · 04-29-2016, 04:02 AM

Like a hemorrhoid and an anal wart both hanging around a smelly asshole those 2 make quite the perfect pair.

ilnjscb · 05-02-2016, 06:30 PM

"Ted Cruz is about to stay in the race. Man. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. Even O.J. Simpson said, ?That guy?s just hard to like.?

This is true, this is true: You know, there?s a joke going around the Internet that Ted Cruz is actually the Zodiac Killer. Right? I?m not making that up. Come on, that?s absurd ? some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer.

Recently, Ted Cruz got a string of wins and endorsements, and then everybody remembered who Ted Cruz is: the Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz got zero delegates in New York, which is actually five more than I thought he would get for the Zodiac Killer.

John Boehner came out of retirement and described Ted Cruz as ?Lucifer in the flesh.? Lucifer! I mean, that is not fair, man. Lucifer is horrible, but he?s not the Zodiac Killer.

Recently, Heidi Cruz revealed that after they got married, Ted bought them like 100 cans of soup. Not making yourself look less like the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz. Not doing it.

I don?t even think Ted Cruz wants to be president. I think he?s just crisscrossing the country, Zodiac-killing. That?s my theory on it.

All right, that?s enough.

Ted Cruz actually announced Carly Fiorina as his VP pick, and he?s not even the nominee yet. You?ve seen this, right? Who does that? Except the Zodiac Killer.

No, but see here, think how strange it is, you guys, think how strange it is: Ted Cruz picked a vice president. That doesn?t make sense, because serial killers always work alone. And I don?t know if you?ve thought about this, but if Carly Fiorina were vice president, she would only be a heartbeat away from being Zodiac-killed. It?s very important information, people should know."

Phoenix · 05-02-2016, 06:34 PM

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This is not real is it?

lol

OneHungLo · 05-02-2016, 06:37 PM

HoboSexual · 05-02-2016, 06:46 PM

ilnjscb · 05-03-2016, 08:17 AM

^^lolol!!

2MuchMark · 05-03-2016, 10:30 AM

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04-27-2016, 11:20 AM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	Cruz picks Carly as running mate So fucking desperate dumb idea and too little too late

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 47,480	Yep - Cruz just lost the election. I wonder why he picked her? She didn't do very well during the debates and her rant about abortion was ... off. Maybe since he announced he's working with Kasich, this is a move to shore up a few extra delegates and force a contested convention? Who knows. __________________ VideoChat Solutions \| Custom Software \| IT Support https://www.2much.net \| https://www.lcntech.com

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	How did Mr. Trump describe this move when asked during the last victory speech? "He is wasting his time" or something like that

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Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,932	I guess he was shooting for someone that is about as likable as he is.

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04-28-2016, 02:32 PM	#22
arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	Trying to get those California delegates __________________ Sup

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05-02-2016, 06:30 PM	#25
ilnjscb So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,695	Larry Wilmore's riff on Cruz "Ted Cruz is about to stay in the race. Man. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. Even O.J. Simpson said, ?That guy?s just hard to like.? This is true, this is true: You know, there?s a joke going around the Internet that Ted Cruz is actually the Zodiac Killer. Right? I?m not making that up. Come on, that?s absurd ? some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer. Recently, Ted Cruz got a string of wins and endorsements, and then everybody remembered who Ted Cruz is: the Zodiac Killer. Ted Cruz got zero delegates in New York, which is actually five more than I thought he would get for the Zodiac Killer. John Boehner came out of retirement and described Ted Cruz as ?Lucifer in the flesh.? Lucifer! I mean, that is not fair, man. Lucifer is horrible, but he?s not the Zodiac Killer. Recently, Heidi Cruz revealed that after they got married, Ted bought them like 100 cans of soup. Not making yourself look less like the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz. Not doing it. I don?t even think Ted Cruz wants to be president. I think he?s just crisscrossing the country, Zodiac-killing. That?s my theory on it. All right, that?s enough. Ted Cruz actually announced Carly Fiorina as his VP pick, and he?s not even the nominee yet. You?ve seen this, right? Who does that? Except the Zodiac Killer. No, but see here, think how strange it is, you guys, think how strange it is: Ted Cruz picked a vice president. That doesn?t make sense, because serial killers always work alone. And I don?t know if you?ve thought about this, but if Carly Fiorina were vice president, she would only be a heartbeat away from being Zodiac-killed. It?s very important information, people should know."

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ilnjscb So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,695	^^lolol!!