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Old 07-03-2016, 02:08 AM   #1
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Three friends are in a bar talking about their dicks

The first guy said, "My dick's like a lion, big and strong!"

"Yeah sure, but mine's like a giraffe, big and long," said the second guy.

The third guy came up and said, "Oh yeah? Talk about mine, it's like a mouse!"

The other guys laughed and said, "It's as small as a mouse?"

The third guy replied, "No, it's always chased by pussies."
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Old 07-03-2016, 03:16 AM   #2
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Old 07-03-2016, 04:49 AM   #3
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Old 07-03-2016, 04:50 AM   #4
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Old 07-03-2016, 06:06 AM   #5
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I don't believe this actually happened. No-one would ever liken their dick to a lion.
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Old 07-03-2016, 08:24 AM   #6
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Old 07-03-2016, 10:18 AM   #7
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I'd spit out my beer if i heard that one lol
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Old 07-03-2016, 10:23 AM   #8
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Old 07-03-2016, 11:05 AM   #9
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Old 07-04-2016, 01:08 AM   #10
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