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07-01-2016, 04:38 PM | #1 |
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Best way to avoid having Blacks try to rent a apartment I am about to list?
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07-01-2016, 04:44 PM | #2 |
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07-01-2016, 04:46 PM | #3 | |
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i tried something similar in the past but they still show up and to avoid any "issues" I give them a application but I do not want to even waste time like that... |
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07-01-2016, 04:57 PM | #5 |
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State clearly that the appartment is ~ clean and nice~,
***rumors*** have it that "they" do not live in such places...
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07-01-2016, 06:40 PM | #10 |
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As a teen one of my black friends ( Pageon' Montana Bronte ) wanted me to go with him on go sees for rentals in downtown Sacramento.
At one of the homes the guy said for us to wait outside the steps of the house for us to meet him there. We did, and we watched him drive by when he saw my friend was black, or was it Gay |
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07-01-2016, 06:48 PM | #12 |
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say theres no KFC in the area
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07-01-2016, 07:14 PM | #13 | |
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07-01-2016, 07:46 PM | #16 |
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Put the ad in the jobs section and they will never see it
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07-01-2016, 07:48 PM | #17 |
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Don't worry about if they're black or white - check their credit score, make sure they make 4x monthly rent, and make sure they are employed.
Check your state laws about discriminating against section 8!
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07-01-2016, 08:06 PM | #18 | |
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I'll be renting out the house I live in, in the near future. I'll most likely use property management but my criteria for a tenant or roomate mostly goes along those lines. In a university town I don't care what they are if they are pursuing a graduate degree. Most of the blacks in that case are well spoken and tend to be straight from Africa. Degrees are a good filter as any feral negro/hoodrat won't ever have one. At the very least just keep the rent high, high rent will filter any shitty black person. Nobody likes black people, not even black people |
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07-01-2016, 09:59 PM | #20 |
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I knew this thread would deliver the racist jokes. Just knew it. :D
Knock knock! Who's there? A black renter... ... ... .. .. Hello? Hello? Damn.
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in my limited experience renting houses(I have had 2 in my lifetime) blacks were much better than the whites. I had a couple from Africa that rented my house for 5 years and never had one problem. Rent was always on time, the house was in better condition when they left than when they arrived. I guess it depends on the type of house. I suppose a $400 per month house has a better chance of deadbeat renters than a $2500 per month house.
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Black people / white people, there?s good & bad. Closest thing we ever had a problem was when we lived in a garden apartment. Just above us was an old Black couple that seemed nice enough. I was in there apartment once, as the A/C drain tubes were causing major flooding, and talked to them. Nice clean apartment. Nice quite people.
But every once in awhile about 2 or 3 in the morning there would be a knock on our door. Some old Black guy. Instead of going up the flight of stairs, they went down to us. After the first visitor, I always answered ?the heroin man is one flight up.? Also in out 12-plex was a 20-something White meth dealer driving a Caddie, a Black player, probably selling crack, 2 different Mexicans selling pot and a White coke dealer. Other than the old Black couple, they never had traffic. Took their business elsewhere. |
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However, a black person with a federal job, beg them to come live in your house and do everything you can to keep them. |
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07-02-2016, 08:14 AM | #24 |
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Geez. All i was gonna suggest is put a pic of an igloo in the ad.
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07-02-2016, 09:21 AM | #25 |
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Ok so as of this morning I had 5 calls so far and ad has been up for about one hour...
out of the 5 ...... 3 of them sounded Black.... FML |
07-02-2016, 09:25 AM | #26 |
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Tell them you'll meet them at their place. Go and check each one out you might be suprised. If you see framed pics on the wall of Jesus & Obama you'll know they're good peeps
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I know for a fact that at least here in L.A. "they" come over here and the first thing the others ones tell them is exactly how to get on and take maximum advantage of government programs. Working hard is the LAST OPTION and very few of them do it! |
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I gave him an iPad in return. He lived in Arizona but he and his wife moved back because the schools were low quality because of all the illegals that attend that don't pay taxes. Life is nice if you behave yourself and those around you do as well. Taxes are relatively low here in Iowa and when there is a disaster the people here clean it up in a matter of months, not years like New Orleans (or even a decade). A lot of Chicago blacks have made their way over here because the welfare is better here than over there. It's pretty easy to get on, initially you can just call them and they'll just give it to you, they don't even check anything on you. Once a week I like to do what I call coffee shop hops; where I will drink my iced Americano read newspapers, magazines, and digital articles, and then hop to the next cafe. In Des Moines I was talking to some police officers and they told me that every weekend 50%+ of all the crimes and murders are caused by people from Chicago, which just means blacks. I'll rent my house out to blacks from Sudan or other parts of Africa, not from Chicago Illinois. |
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Well, pretty much no one loses a federal job, but also because among black americans, a federal job is considered a pinnacle of achievement. African-Americans make up 12.5% of the population and 18.5% of the federal work force. Further, African American federal employees had an average salary of $72,224 in 2015, almost twice the national average for ALL races ($39,505). They have great benefits too, including a rent distress program, credit unions, loans, assistance, etc. These are the elite among black Americans and they pay their rent and seem to have great lives.
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Great way to get butt raped with civil suits from the government and renters. It's legal for people to pose as tenants looking for places to rent even though they are only looking for landlords discriminating
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100's of white pillow cases drying in the garden...
Or you just accept there are good and bad in all races and spend 10 minutes checking them all out - Try This Site - I know this is just a troll thread but I kinda hope you get stuck with some scary white trash..... |
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stop being racist mmmmmmmmmmmkay??? |
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where are the racial slurs u cracka?? |
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Put them up in the ad itself
Or have a proper confederate email addy, "for more info email at cinfederatepowerČgmail.com, wonder if it would work On the other hand - you may lose white libbies as well... Of course that is just playing on idiots' who assume all southerners proud in confederacy do not like blacks. |
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if other black people are already there within visual range, they won't want to rent your apartment.
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