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Old 07-29-2016, 09:41 AM   #1
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Fun thread for Friday: How do you think you'll die ??

Me ? Skin cancer probably.

What's most likely to take you down ?



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Old 07-29-2016, 10:04 AM   #2
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Me ? Skin cancer probably.
Key thing is to avoid sunscreen, as it's loaded with Carcinogens

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Old 07-29-2016, 10:39 AM   #5
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Me ? Skin cancer probably.

What's most likely to take you down ?



Have a great weekend !!

They will probably kill me off with morphine in a hospice, and dress it up as 'pain management', unless I get some tattoos which clearly state 'no pharmaceutical products allowed'
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Old age.

I am forty-seven years old and super healthy. I've been to the hospital once my entire life, to have my tonsils removed, and rarely visit a doctor. I haven't so much as had a cough or a sniffle in four or five years now - I take vitamins, eat healthy, and work out daily (I've lost fifty pounds in the past two years).
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Old 07-29-2016, 11:30 AM   #8
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Old age.

I am forty-seven years old and super healthy. I've been to the hospital once my entire life, to have my tonsils removed, and rarely visit a doctor. I haven't so much as had a cough or a sniffle in four or five years now - I take vitamins, eat healthy, and work out daily (I've lost fifty pounds in the past two years).
Super healthy people die young too...
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Old 07-29-2016, 12:04 PM   #9
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Old age.

I am forty-seven years old and super healthy. I've been to the hospital once my entire life, to have my tonsils removed, and rarely visit a doctor. I haven't so much as had a cough or a sniffle in four or five years now - I take vitamins, eat healthy, and work out daily (I've lost fifty pounds in the past two years).
One of the most healthy people I ever knew collapsed in her kitchen one day to a cerebral haemorrhage aged 39. Died well before the ambulance arrived.

She never drank, never smoked, was an athlete in her youth, jogged every morning, was rarely unwell, had a healthy diet, got lots of sleep, had a good work life balance but in the end it was just a blood vessel in her brain that decided to pack up with no warning whatsoever.

Anything can take us out at any time. We're surrounded by danger at every moment of our lives, even from things we cannot possibly prevent such as a massive burst of cosmic radiation from an exploding star in our near galactic vicinity.

The key is to live each day like it's your last and have fun with what you're doing, because you might not wake up tomorrow.
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Old 07-29-2016, 12:20 PM   #10
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Old age.

I am forty-seven years old and super healthy. I've been to the hospital once my entire life, to have my tonsils removed, and rarely visit a doctor. I haven't so much as had a cough or a sniffle in four or five years now - I take vitamins, eat healthy, and work out daily (I've lost fifty pounds in the past two years).
Unfortunately that's no guarantee. Had a friend that used to say the same, she was raw for a while even and then she got triple negative breast cancer, one of the most aggressive and hard to beat forms.

But, I hope it turns out the way you hope to
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One of the most healthy people I ever knew collapsed in her kitchen one day to a cerebral haemorrhage aged 39. Died well before the ambulance arrived.

She never drank, never smoked, was an athlete in her youth, jogged every morning, was rarely unwell, had a healthy diet, got lots of sleep, had a good work life balance but in the end it was just a blood vessel in her brain that decided to pack up with no warning whatsoever.

Anything can take us out at any time. We're surrounded by danger at every moment of our lives, even from things we cannot possibly prevent such as a massive burst of cosmic radiation from an exploding star in our near galactic vicinity.

The key is to live each day like it's your last and have fun with what you're doing, because you might not wake up tomorrow.
In the early 70's, James Fixx wrote a best seller, that said jogging daily, you'd live a long, healthy, great life. Year or so later died jogging on the beach in Hawaii.

When I was in school, every magazine had articles how scientists were going to extend life expectancy to 150+ years. I knew I was going to live forever. That myth shattered my dreams.
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Naturally this assumes I don't die from some other cause prior to killing myself.
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In fact, they usually are super healthy and then just drop dead...fast. Something that is unsystematic like a brain aneurysm just hits when taking a shower and BOOM. Dead
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