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Bollocks
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Fucking give me some fucking SEO tips!
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Raise Your Weapon
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Saw this recently, funny but spot on.
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Videochat Solutions
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You mean
<title>free free free free free free free free free free free free sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex</title> <META NAME="Keywords" CONTENT="sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex"> won't work?
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That's utter genius.
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NAME THE JEW
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Living The Dream
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Shouldn't XXXJay be commenting on this?
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Dutch Webmaster!
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Living The Dream
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Naw I like Jay tho I've never met him. Just having fun.
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So Fucking Banned
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Thanks for this. Great fucking post.
Made me fucking think! |
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Living The Dream
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See? Genius.
Go Jay!! ![]()
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StraightBro
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i dont agreee with all the tips,
it says Audit your fucking 404s with Webmaster Tools every once in a fucking while. while google says, 404 dont harm your site, its in GWT.
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whats does this mean ?
Don't fucking bribe bloggers with free shit. Google will fuck your site up. okie., anyone whats all of the tips, here you go "Don't use more than one fucking h1 per fucking page.", "Write a good fucking meta description.", "Fuck the meta keywords tag. It's fucking useless.", "Use fucking canonical tags to avoid fucking duplication.", "Fucking redirect non-www to www or vice fucking versa.", "Stop putting fucking text in fucking images.", "Use better fucking link text than fucking 'click here'.", "Start using friendly fucking URLs. Without fucking query strings.", "Stop using fucking Flash for your fucking navigation.", "Detect fucking duplication with fucking search operators.", "Make your fucking h1 and title target the same fucking keyphrase.", "Your fucking title is the most important fucking tag on the page.", "Keep your content fucking relevant.", "Make your fucking pages load much fucking faster.", "Page load time is a fucking ranking factor.", "Google prioritises fucking listings that fucking convert.", "Don't fucking pay for any fucking links.", "Long tail keyphrases will fucking convert better.", "Only fucking link internally when it's fucking relevant.", "Always link to fucking authoritative sites or news sources.", "Fucking watch Matt Cutts' videos once in a while.", "Keep your fucking redirects in order, for fucks sake.", "Retire your fucking products with redirects when you stop selling them.", "Don't just let your URLs fucking 404. Redirect the fuckers.", "Use hreflang tags if you want to sell your shit in more than one fucking country.", "Use fucking schema.org markup rather than whatever bollocks your dev comes up with.", "Don't let your fucking affiliates nick your sales on shit you already rank on.", "Don't fucking bribe bloggers with free shit. Google will fuck your site up.", "Don't fucking spam forums with your fucking links.", "Don't pay for fucking guest blogs. You'll get caught eventually, you sneaky fuck.", "Spel ur fcuking coppy rite. Its fcucking inportamt.", "Don't fucking use deprecated HTML tags.", "Make sure your site fucking scales so fucks with flashy tablets and phones can use it too.", "Write fucking awesome articles and link that shit to your Google+ page with fucking authorship tags.", "Get fucking XML sitemaps up so Google can see all your fucking URLs.", "Have a fucking seasonal strategy and prep your SEO 6 months in advance for big events.", "Don't have long fucking redirect chains. Sort the fuckers out into 1 to 1 lists.", "Have some fucking reviews on your site. Make sure they're properly fucking tagged.", "Check your fucking bounce rates after an update. If they've gone way up, then you've fucked your site.", "Audit your fucking 404s with Webmaster Tools every once in a fucking while.", "Make sure your site doesn't fucking sprawl. Prune your fucking URLs every few months.", "Get a separate fucking image sitemap and tag all those little fuckers properly.", "Externally reference your fucking JavaScript and CSS.", "Sort out your useless fucking paginating pages with rel prev and rel next."
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Do a Find/Replace and replace fucking with lucky
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Read the fucking seo tips and apply them. If you are too lazy, then hire a fucking seo specialist.
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steal more bro
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haha cool site
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and why would google care, imho, all google care about good user experience. even if its stolen content.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That site is a brilliant way to get a high authority website pointing to his seo agency, his design company and other link bait type of sites.
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OMG, that was great!! LOL!
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