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Old 08-16-2016, 04:09 PM   #1
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Have you ever ejaculated in a girls drink or food?

My friend Sandy came around today. She normally comes around on a Tuesday.
Anyway, she is hot as hell and I have had a bit on an infatuation with her for a good few years.
My friend said I should cum in her lemonade and if she liked it abd drank it would prove she liked me.

Anyway, she drank it.

I feel guilty now though.
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:18 PM   #2
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:24 PM   #3
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:27 PM   #4
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I wouldn't expect it from you CH. You rarely get close to the ladies but when you do you treat them with respect.
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:36 PM   #5
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My friend Sandy came around today. She normally comes around on a Tuesday.
Anyway, she is hot as hell and I have had a bit on an infatuation with her for a good few years.
My friend said I should cum in her lemonade and if she liked it abd drank it would prove she liked me.

Anyway, she drank it.

I feel guilty now though.
More trolling from Clickity asking questions about a made up story.
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:37 PM   #6
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I fucking love that. Good for her!!!!
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:50 PM   #7
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Old 08-16-2016, 05:31 PM   #8
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Old 08-16-2016, 05:39 PM   #9
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I should've told her to mind her own business but I was too scared
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Old 08-17-2016, 02:02 AM   #10
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I fucking love that. Good for her!!!!
He dindu nuffin. This girl is crazy.
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Old 08-17-2016, 04:03 AM   #11
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Old 08-17-2016, 05:02 AM   #12
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Old 08-17-2016, 05:13 AM   #13
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Old 08-17-2016, 05:20 AM   #14
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Old 08-17-2016, 06:20 AM   #16
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Old 08-17-2016, 07:22 AM   #17
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Old 08-17-2016, 07:41 AM   #18
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How much time you serve?

Ever see the video of the worker at the cherios plant pissing on the cherios?

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She's funny as hell

One dindu nuffin yelling at another dindu nuffin. EPIC!
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Old 08-18-2016, 05:20 PM   #20
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Old 08-18-2016, 07:52 PM   #21
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What is the world coming to??? A guy cant even get a peaceful wank on a NYC train anymore without some ape bitch screaming at him. That's racist!
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