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Old 08-26-2016, 04:47 AM   #1
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A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows

"Twenty bucks," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them?it?s a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face.
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Old 08-26-2016, 04:49 AM   #2
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"Twenty bucks," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them?it?s a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face.

That was a good one! LOL
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Old 08-26-2016, 06:41 AM   #3
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Har har that made me chuckle..damn whores
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Old 08-26-2016, 07:31 AM   #4
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Old 08-26-2016, 08:22 AM   #5
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:59 AM   #7
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fantastic...


neither did I until you shone the light on her face... love it
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Old 08-26-2016, 03:02 PM   #8
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Twenty? Christ, how old is this joke?
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Twenty? Christ, how old is this joke?
If he's in Thailand he got change back.
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lol .

the time have come, gfy should add 'Joke' Prefix .
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If he's in Spain at Gary's place he got a full refund...and a steak dinner.
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That's not what I expected. LOL
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