Steven Seagal Is Now A Russian Citizen - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 11-04-2016, 05:38 AM

LOL!

Twoface31 · 11-04-2016, 05:40 AM

ohhh really is this real.....

brassmonkey · 11-04-2016, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Twoface31

ohhh really is this real.....

Vladimir Putin grants Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal

Sid70 · 11-04-2016, 06:16 AM

ZiggiZiggiCrew · 11-04-2016, 06:23 AM

ZiggiZiggiCrew · 11-04-2016, 06:25 AM

Van Damm next

CDSmith · 11-04-2016, 06:44 AM

He just wants to make a movie where he kills a lot of Russians, and wanted it authentic.

'Defektor' will be in theaters spring of 2017

nico-t · 11-04-2016, 06:48 AM

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j3rkules · 11-04-2016, 06:48 AM

Russian chicks are very beautiful, I have to admit...

just a punk · 11-04-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jerkules

Russian chicks are very beautiful, I have to admit...

Indeed, and Steven knows that. Add there a cheap vodka and you will discover his formula of heaven in Russia

2MuchMark · 11-04-2016, 09:54 AM

Any fan reaction?

JFK · 11-04-2016, 11:21 AM

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Any fan reaction?

He still has fans ?

NatalieK · 11-04-2016, 11:33 AM

we're just been speaking with our Russian neighbors, Gary just told the guy to put the community bulbs back in the community lighting around his home. He has and now they are still friends.

#wayyouspeaktopeople

DraX · 11-04-2016, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

ehh what's up doc

deonbell · 11-04-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

we're just been speaking with our Russian neighbors, Gary just told the guy to put the community bulbs back in the community lighting around his home. He has and now they are still friends.

#wayyouspeaktopeople

I saw a Russian guy on the street once. We could be friends one day.

Sarn · 11-04-2016, 03:40 PM

welcome

mineistaken · 11-04-2016, 03:45 PM

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Aside from that, anyone doing that is a disgusting traitor.

2MuchMark · 11-04-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

He still has fans ?

Nah, I guess not.

Good luck comrade Seagal!

ZiggiZiggiCrew · 11-04-2016, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Good luck comrade Seagal!

right must be tovarisch SigAlov

Bladewire · 02-24-2017, 03:29 PM

Fucking puppet

brassmonkey · 02-24-2017, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Fucking puppet

he goes where the money is!!

not a secret there

femdomdestiny · 02-24-2017, 03:47 PM

How many passports has this guy?

brassmonkey · 02-24-2017, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

How many passports has this guy?

if you check his family is from the region

dillfly2000 · 02-24-2017, 04:09 PM

I think he has Kanyesyndrome

femdomdestiny · 02-24-2017, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if you check his family is from the region

what region?

Horatio Caine · 02-24-2017, 04:24 PM

He's been eating a lot more than just carrots. Holy fucking tub of lard!

crockett · 02-24-2017, 04:39 PM

My favorite Steven Seagull movie is the one he fell out of the airplane and died in the 1st 10 mins. He is a horrible actor and his wearing the same identical clothes in every movie is annoying.

brassmonkey · 02-24-2017, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

what region?

Belarus and Russia

femdomdestiny · 02-24-2017, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

Belarus and Russia

It is another video. Not sure why there is no image on inserted youtube video.

beerptrol · 02-24-2017, 05:09 PM

He loves that young russian pizza

Zeiss · 02-24-2017, 05:41 PM

Cool story...

nico-t · 02-24-2017, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Fucking puppet

Maybe you should investigate how this clash really started.

Here are our EU dictatorship puppets riling up the people in Ukraine. Absolutely sickening and the real cause of the Ukraine mess. Their plan was to take the power in Ukraine to get close to Russia. They don't give one shit about people.

That these EU assholes went out of their way to push their agenda tells you enough.

And they don't even package their shit in colorful wrapping paper. Here are some actual quotes of EU dictator Jean Claude Juncker:

ruff · 02-24-2017, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by j3rkules

Russian chicks are very beautiful, I have to admit...

I agree. I married one.

Horatio Caine · 02-24-2017, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

My favorite Steven Seagull movie is the one he fell out of the airplane and died in the 1st 10 mins. He is a horrible actor and his wearing the same identical clothes in every movie is annoying.

My favorite one is when he is this bad ass on a nuke boat filled with terrorist (or something like that).. But not because of him.. There is one scene when Erica Someffins Baywatch pops out from a B-day cake topless. I remember freezing that frame on my VCR so many times.

Horatio Caine · 02-24-2017, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Maybe you should investigate how this clash really started.

Here are our EU dictatorship puppets riling up the people in Ukraine. Absolutely sickening and the real cause of the Ukraine mess. Their plan was to take the power in Ukraine to get close to Russia. They don't give one shit about people.

That these EU assholes went out of their way to push their agenda tells you enough.

And they don't even package their shit in colorful wrapping paper. Here are some actual quotes of EU dictator Jean Claude Juncker:

You go girl! Had no idea you were such humanitarian

Next thing I know you will be housing those easter european refugees in your house and hear "do you know about this plugin on interwebs? good for yo WP blog! it rename "pussy" to "cat name Boris" Amazing plugin. Only three dollar cash. $4.25 if use credite cardte"..

Busty2 · 02-24-2017, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

My favorite one is when he is this bad ass on a nuke boat filled with terrorist (or something like that).. But not because of him.. There is one scene when Erica Someffins Baywatch pops out from a B-day cake topless. I remember freezing that frame on my VCR so many times.

nico-t · 02-25-2017, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

You go girl! Had no idea you were such humanitarian

Next thing I know you will be housing those easter european refugees in your house and hear "do you know about this plugin on interwebs? good for yo WP blog! it rename "pussy" to "cat name Boris" Amazing plugin. Only three dollar cash. $4.25 if use credite cardte"..

i have no idea what any of that has to do with anything i said

SpicyM · 02-25-2017, 09:40 AM

the truth is usually somewhere in between

2MuchMark · 02-25-2017, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

I kinda liked it too.

And Fire Down Below Fire Down Below (1997) - IMDb wasn't bad.

For me that's about it.

Bladewire · 02-25-2017, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Maybe you should investigate how this clash really started.

Here are our EU dictatorship puppets riling up the people in Ukraine. Absolutely sickening and the real cause of the Ukraine mess. Their plan was to take the power in Ukraine to get close to Russia. They don't give one shit about people.

That these EU assholes went out of their way to push their agenda tells you enough.

And they don't even package their shit in colorful wrapping paper. Here are some actual quotes of EU dictator Jean Claude Juncker:

Why would a Dutch Polish aristocrat like you in Holland be so offended at Russia being blocked from taking the Ukraine? This isn't logical.

You push against me being American not liking Trump (Putin puppet), and you push against Ukrainians not voting in their Putin puppet, this only means you are pro Putin anti EU...which is not good for Holland at all.

You are against any country having their own puppets for any political side, but support any citizen of a country with a Putin puppet they support. So you think internal meddling = bad, Putin meddling = good. Not logical.

You want bad for USA, bad for Ukraine and bad for Holland and you are pro Putin in every stance, something in your ideology is only consistent with you being Russian, not a Dutch Polish aristocrat. Please explain yourself, you're in quite a pickle.

nico-t · 02-25-2017, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Why would a Dutch Polish aristocrat like you in Holland be so offended at Russia being blocked from taking the Ukraine? This isn't logical.

You push against me being American not liking Trump (Putin puppet), and you push against Ukrainians not voting in their Putin puppet, this only means you are pro Putin anti EU...which is not good for Holland at all.

You are against any country having their own puppets for any political side, but support any citizen of a country with a Putin puppet they support. So you think internal meddling = bad, Putin meddling = good. Not logical.

You want bad for USA, bad for Ukraine and bad for Holland and you are pro Putin in every stance, something in your ideology is only consistent with you being Russian, not a Dutch Polish aristocrat. Please explain yourself, you're in quite a pickle.

The EU is a cancer. It is destroying the nations in Europe. The Euro is a failed currency. I only want good for every country in the world. Sovereign nations without meddling from anyone. You know the situation before the EU dictatorship and the Euro. The Netherlands was thriving without any debt.

I want the best for the people in the USA too. That's why I am pro Trump. I want the best for the people in Russia, in Ukraine, in the middle east, whatever. No interference, no global agendas, no wars.

If you think that's a bad thing... then there's something wrong with you

Barry-xlovecam · 02-25-2017, 04:14 PM

After the plastic surgery pootin will have his Trump clone

mineistaken · 02-25-2017, 04:19 PM

Traitor if true op

Bladewire · 02-25-2017, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

After the plastic surgery pootin will have his Trump clone

TheSquealer · 02-25-2017, 05:49 PM

a fat, paranoid delusional lunatic who once announced he'd fight anyone to the death and then fled the country when the line formed to kill him. now he's Russian? i'm good with that. I'm sure New Orleans is relieved to get that idiot out of their squad cars as well.

Sarn · 02-25-2017, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Why would a Dutch Polish aristocrat like you in Holland be so offended at Russia being blocked from taking the Ukraine? This isn't logical.

You push against me being American not liking Trump (Putin puppet), and you push against Ukrainians not voting in their Putin puppet, this only means you are pro Putin anti EU...which is not good for Holland at all.

You are against any country having their own puppets for any political side, but support any citizen of a country with a Putin puppet they support. So you think internal meddling = bad, Putin meddling = good. Not logical.

You want bad for USA, bad for Ukraine and bad for Holland and you are pro Putin in every stance, something in your ideology is only consistent with you being Russian, not a Dutch Polish aristocrat. Please explain yourself, you're in quite a pickle.

cultural marxism + EUSSR dictatorship and despotism in Russia. It is not in interest for ordinary people. But politicians start wars for justify the deterioration of the economic situation.
People support of ordinary people and own interests

(not war) you support politicians.
You are military guy? Sergeant?

danep · 02-26-2017, 05:23 AM

I'm a minority in opinion, but I think his old movies that actually had Aikido choreography in them were great, but then again I've been training that art for years, so I'm biased. Besides he had a great role in "Machete".

jbvryant · 02-27-2017, 10:10 AM

Should change his name to Estevenov Seagalov

MiamiBoyz · 02-27-2017, 01:43 PM

Good for him.

stoka · 02-27-2017, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jbvryant

Should change his name to Estevenov Seagalov

Stepan Chaykov

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