When a burglar climbs in through your window (Weekend laughter) - GoFuckYourself.com

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 03:24 AM

Late one night, a burglar prowled the streets & see a home with all the lights off & the owners out, an easy target. Breaking in, the burglar made his way around the dark house.
As he was unplugging the stereo he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you".
Startled, he turned and looked around to see a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the burglar continued to pick up the stereo & the same voice said once again, "Jesus is watching you".
He quickly turned again & looked at the parrot. The burglar said to the parrot "did you say that?"
The parrot replied "yes, Jesus is watching you". The burglar laughed & said, "so who are you". The parrot replied "I am Moses". The Burglar chuckled & asked, "who would call a parrot Moses". The parrot replied "The same people that called that rottweiler Jesus".

Enjoy your weekend

SilentKnight · 11-05-2016, 04:15 AM

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

obviously you're having a shit weekend

SilentKnight · 11-05-2016, 04:23 AM

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 04:35 AM

really stupid is the above!

Having a shit day?

So on each of my threads, you felt the need to act like a child, posting the same picture, coz you got more dick than brains, one incher...

I bet your wife's proud of you

oh,

Mediamix · 11-05-2016, 05:07 AM

SilentKnight · 11-05-2016, 05:22 AM

Relic · 11-05-2016, 05:23 AM

SilentKnight · 11-05-2016, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic

Relic · 11-05-2016, 05:42 AM

Relic · 11-05-2016, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by silentknight

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SilentKnight · 11-05-2016, 05:45 AM

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 06:38 AM

your constant harassment can lead to a ban

Just you ain't having a good weekend, don't fuck with the rest of GFY or I'll see you gone mother fuckers

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mediamix

It's funny as fuck isn't it

I heard it & thought I'd give you all the same laugh! Only the good people shall find enjoyment in funny jokes

pimpmaster9000 · 11-05-2016, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

Just you ain't having a good weekend, don't fuck with the rest of GFY or I'll see you gone mother fuckers

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

but did you like the joke?

SilentKnight · 11-05-2016, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

your constant harassment can lead to a ban

Just you ain't having a good weekend, don't fuck with the rest of GFY or I'll see you gone mother fuckers

Good luck with that you spammy, ban-dodging, dumbass festering cunt.

pimpmaster9000 · 11-05-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

but did you like the joke?

The Rottweiler is a parrot or the burglar is going in or out? Is that it?

noshit · 11-05-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

your constant harassment can lead to a ban

Just you ain't having a good weekend, don't fuck with the rest of GFY or I'll see you gone mother fuckers

.

NatalieK · 11-05-2016, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

The Rottweiler is a parrot or the burglar is going in or out? Is that it?

no, omg, it's so funny!

The parrot says Jesus is watching you, the burglar thinks the Parrot is saying Jesus, like him above is watching him, but instead, the Rottweiler's about to bite his fucking ass!

It's hilarious

Paul Markham · 11-06-2016, 02:35 AM

NatalieK · 11-06-2016, 08:37 AM

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NatalieK Natalie K Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Spain Posts: 19,208	When a burglar climbs in through your window (Weekend laughter) Late one night, a burglar prowled the streets & see a home with all the lights off & the owners out, an easy target. Breaking in, the burglar made his way around the dark house. As he was unplugging the stereo he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you". Startled, he turned and looked around to see a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the burglar continued to pick up the stereo & the same voice said once again, "Jesus is watching you". He quickly turned again & looked at the parrot. The burglar said to the parrot "did you say that?" The parrot replied "yes, Jesus is watching you". The burglar laughed & said, "so who are you". The parrot replied "I am Moses". The Burglar chuckled & asked, "who would call a parrot Moses". The parrot replied "The same people that called that rottweiler Jesus". Enjoy your weekend __________________ My official site Semi exclusive custom clips My affiliate program First time girls Skype: gspotproductions - "Converting traffic into income since 2005"

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