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CaptainHowdy · 07-18-2016, 03:05 PM

This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

Has this ever happened to you??

Harambe · 07-18-2016, 03:12 PM

ask gary ( i'd imagine he'd have to fake it after seeing natalie nude)

OneHungLo · 07-18-2016, 03:17 PM

What did he/she look like?

CaptainHowdy · 07-18-2016, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

he

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A petite endomorph girl, slightly out of shape.

nikki99 · 07-18-2016, 03:39 PM

hahaha lol

Marigallcan · 07-18-2016, 04:06 PM

Shame man..... but this is really funny. At least the girl didn't realize you faked it
so you still ok or did she?

bronco67 · 07-18-2016, 04:15 PM

If you call cumming "exactly when I want" faking, then yes I have faked.

wehateporn · 07-18-2016, 04:17 PM

Best not to finish at all, as then your instincts are even more powerful next time

kane · 07-18-2016, 04:30 PM

Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.

pimpmaster9000 · 07-18-2016, 04:52 PM

I fake orgasms all the time...

NatalieK · 07-18-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Harambe

ask gary ( i'd imagine he'd have to fake it after seeing natalie nude)

lol, maybe I'll answer for Gary. But hey Harambe, I won't, as he says he's never had that problem as he's always cum with every girl, coz he's a nymphomaniac (loves the pussy) & never fakes

@ CaptainH, you sound like you was in a position not able to cum, it can happen, was you wrecked at the time?

Not every man can cum everytime, sometimes if you're pissed or stressed it happens hun

ErectMedia · 07-18-2016, 05:01 PM

Never faked, bailed on a few chicks over the years as was afraid they were gonna puke on me from being too drizzunk.

onwebcam · 07-18-2016, 05:23 PM

yes.....

NatalieK · 07-18-2016, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

yes.....

ahhh you can't leave it there, now tell us the story

freecartoonporn · 07-18-2016, 05:57 PM

nope., but bailed one one super drunk.

Spunky · 07-18-2016, 06:01 PM

My hand doesn't care if I cum or not

Adraco · 07-18-2016, 06:03 PM

Sooo from this thread we learned that gary is a faker!?

hdbuilder · 07-18-2016, 06:03 PM

Yeah!, All the time with a girl I was going out with. She was very good looking but awful in bed ...

NatalieK · 07-18-2016, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Adraco

Sooo from this thread we learned that gary is a faker!?

how's my partner a faker? He's never needed to fake, he always plays straight up

OneHungLo · 07-18-2016, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

lol, maybe I'll answer for Gary.

Why do you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person, Gary?

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode - the Jimmy.

Bird · 07-18-2016, 10:24 PM

Yes I got tired and while doing doggy i pulled out and threw a spit wad on her ass and rubbed it in.

Mediamix · 07-18-2016, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.

Been there, done that!

Bladewire · 07-18-2016, 11:52 PM

A few times, when they cum and I'm not ready to blow & I know I can get another in later, or I don't like the way they feel inside or their moaning like a bitch too much I'll fuck them just right & make them cum quick, sometimes fast and hard or slapping their ass just right and pull it tight right as I slide in balls deep and wiggle left to right real quick.

NatalieK · 07-19-2016, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

A few times, when they cum and I'm not ready to blow & I know I can get another in later, or I don't like the way they feel inside or their moaning like a bitch too much I'll fuck them just right & make them cum quick, sometimes fast and hard or slapping their ass just right and pull it tight right as I slide in balls deep and wiggle left to right real quick.

what's with girls making the bullshit noises, it must put you guys on edge. TBH, I'm a bit of a quiet lover. Enjoying the sex, a bit of noise, moaning, groaning, but not squealing & going over board. Or do you all prefer that? Does it make you feel hornier or do you know it's fake?

Bladewire · 07-19-2016, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

what's with girls making the bullshit noises, it must put you guys on edge. TBH, I'm a bit of a quiet lover. Enjoying the sex, a bit of noise, moaning, groaning, but not squealing & going over board. Or do you all prefer that? Does it make you feel hornier or do you know it's fake?

I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

Fucking pussy is too intimate for me.

NatalieK · 07-19-2016, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

Fucking pussy is too intimate for me.

Paul Markham · 07-19-2016, 01:53 AM

Some girls will orgasm if they hear their partner cumming, so yes I have.

CaptainHowdy · 07-19-2016, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.

...

Bladewire · 07-19-2016, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Some girls will orgasm if they hear their partner cumming, so yes I have.

THAT is gold right there

TheLegacy · 07-19-2016, 07:55 AM

By myself sure - just so I could get to bed

romeo22 · 07-19-2016, 08:02 AM

I havent act..i m too young

Hannes · 07-19-2016, 10:37 AM

all the time.. its second nature to me

Grapesoda · 07-19-2016, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

Has this ever happened to you??

you bettcha

CaptainHowdy · 07-19-2016, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

beerptrol · 07-19-2016, 12:45 PM

Once in a while when I get a cramp while doing the gf. Just so that she stops!

donedeal · 07-19-2016, 01:09 PM

i have, i peed a little to make it realistic

360pornreviews · 07-19-2016, 01:37 PM

yes, when i was too drunk to cum

astronaut x · 07-19-2016, 01:42 PM

The real question should be why would you?

CaptainHowdy · 07-19-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

The real question should be why would you?

Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given girl).

Bladewire · 07-19-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given guy).

^^^ That

CaptainHowdy · 07-19-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

^^^ That

mineistaken · 07-19-2016, 02:48 PM

Why in shame? In shame would be if you were limp, since you faked it means you were hard just could not cum, there is zero shame in that.

VSKevin · 07-19-2016, 03:28 PM

Yep... just with a girl who was absolutely insatiable. Which is awesome up to the point where my junk is about to break in half. Then you just gotta get out before you end up in the hospital for a dick sprain.

Faking it got me out of it, but she was still kinda pissed.

Screwed Up · 07-19-2016, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

Yes I got tired and while doing doggy i pulled out and threw a spit wad on her ass and rubbed it in.

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Originally Posted by donedeal

i have, i peed a little to make it realistic

Great thread!

Yes, I did. Several times, mostly when bored and/or tired.
However what I have done more so, is not fake it all. Just stop and say, ok that was enough. Mostly when I know I have a very long day ahead or need to go to workout in 20 min. I never had blue balls.
Most girls will bitch a bit, but they'll get over it.

LetterTwenty7 · 07-19-2016, 04:47 PM

I would like to fake an orgasm. It would be fun, I guess. Sitting here and trying to imagine how it would look like. Back to writing...

Bladewire · 11-06-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by VSKevin

Yep... just with a girl who was absolutely insatiable. Which is awesome up to the point where my junk is about to break in half. Then you just gotta get out before you end up in the hospital for a dick sprain.

Faking it got me out of it, but she was still kinda pissed.

So you pissed in her a bit pretending you came? Ugh!

Look Chang · 11-06-2016, 08:22 PM

Unfortunately most of the time I have premature ejaculation, not too fun !

Grapesoda · 11-06-2016, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

Has this ever happened to you??

faked one doing doggie once....

Grapesoda · 11-06-2016, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given girl).

exactly

CaptainHowdy · 11-07-2016, 05:07 AM

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