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crockett · 12-04-2016, 02:28 PM

Conservative gun nut Ted Nugent pooped in his pants for a week to avoid the draft..

Quote:

Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', mother****in' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

Likely a hero of Baddog's..

beerptrol · 12-04-2016, 02:37 PM

<insert bullshit excuse>

My dad served in Nam and gets a kick out of that hypocrite draft dodger

CaptainHowdy · 12-04-2016, 03:31 PM

MiamiBoyz · 12-04-2016, 03:36 PM

Sounds like a smart move. War is just thinning the herd.

He's alive today unlike quite a few conformist assholes who blindly let themselves be used by the government.

NatalieK · 12-04-2016, 04:09 PM

commitment to get what you want is sometimes taken to extremes. Bloody hell

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12-04-2016, 03:36 PM	#4
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Sounds like a smart move. War is just thinning the herd. He's alive today unlike quite a few conformist assholes who blindly let themselves be used by the government.