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Old 12-12-2016, 07:32 AM   #1
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Man accidentally cuts friend's penis
A man's sex life could be marred forever after his pal accidentally cut off his penis while they were cutting firewood together.

The pair who are neighbours were having a few drinks in the village of Vanatory in Romania's Iasi County before the accident happened.

The 49-year-old reportedly warned his 53-year-old neighbour to be careful with the chainsaw before lunging the saw towards him for a joke, which then turned ugly as he accidentally whipped off his mate's manhood instead.

The casualty was rushed to Parhon Hospital where he remains in a serious but stable condition.
Parhon Hospital in Iasi entrance


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Old 12-12-2016, 07:44 AM   #2
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Old 12-12-2016, 08:57 AM   #8
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That was me. It was a hot day and we were cutting firewood naked. Things got out of hand.
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article too short, no pictures, no death news, story from europe which makes it relatable
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