question to Canadien webmasters - GoFuckYourself.com

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 09:29 AM

as you know,
I fell in love with the FREE Canadien medical system,
it's liberal views on the geo-politics,
close ties with France and it's wines regions,
so we are moving to Canada for good, away from imperialistic aspirations of the US government.

quick question:
does Canadien Government pays for the funerals too, in addition to FREE medecine?

kenny · 04-08-2003, 09:30 AM

Its cold up there, but I can take a 18 year old out and get her drunk

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
Its cold up there, but I can take a 18 year old out and get her drunk

Kenny,
I asked the serious question and all you can think of is fuckin'...

is fuckin' FREE in Canada too?

NoCarrier · 04-08-2003, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

quick question:
does Canadien Government pays for the funerals too, in addition to FREE medecine?

Well, if that's the only thing stopping you from committing suicide, I'll be glad to pay for your funerals.

kenny · 04-08-2003, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Kenny,
I asked the serious question and all you can think of is fuckin'...

is fuckin' FREE in Canada too?

Everything is slightly cheaper in canada. I don't live there but I visit every so often.
I guess you can afford to offer free things to your citizens when you don't need a real army because you border the world super power.

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Well, if that's the only thing stopping you from committing suicide, I'll be glad to pay for your funerals.

promises promises...
you don';t impress me as being solvent...

if it was Jordan whose program you promote like a bitch in your tag,
I'd give it a serious thought....

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

Everything is slightly cheaper in canada. I don't live there but I visit every so often.
I guess you can afford to offer free things to your citizens when you don't need a real army because you border the world super power.

why???

move there with us,
join the Revolution!

Manga1 · 04-08-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

Everything is slightly cheaper in canada. I don't live there but I visit every so often.
I guess you can afford to offer free things to your citizens when you don't need a real army because you border the world super power.

Everything is slightly cheaper except for the taxes. That's how we can have free medicare, we pay through the nose in taxes.

AaronM · 04-08-2003, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Well, if that's the only thing stopping you from committing suicide, I'll be glad to pay for your funerals.

I gotta admit...That was damn funny.

He got you there Serge.

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manga1

Everything is slightly cheaper except for the taxes. That's how we can have free medicare, we pay through the nose in taxes.

taxes are good,
we, the Canadiens, love our tax system and the gas prices!

High Gas prices is a sign of being civil, just look at Europeans!

Canada mules!

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

I gotta admit...That was damn funny.

He got you there Serge.

Aaron, he doesn'rt have the money to fulfill his promise...

if I kill myself for ever sucker with no 2 cents to rub against each other, I would have been dead at least 20,000 times by now
;-)))

Lizzie · 04-08-2003, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

quick question:
does Canadien Government pays for the funerals too, in addition to FREE medecine?

NO and BTW medicine is not free. Medicare is.(sort of) You pay for your perscriptions out of pocket unless you have Blue Cross for example.
However perscribed medicines are cheaper here than is the USA. Much cheaper. Also any medical expensises like drugs, eye glasses and such are tax free.

NoCarrier · 04-08-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Aaron, he doesn'rt have the money to fulfill his promise...

if I kill myself for ever sucker with no 2 cents to rub against each other, I would have been dead at least 20,000 times by now
;-)))

Yeah, you must be right.

I don't have the money to pay for the "gay" funeral you requested in your will.

Trannies, Queers and gays and all your past lovers.. Must be damn expensive.

AaronM · 04-08-2003, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Aaron, he doesn'rt have the money to fulfill his promise...

if I kill myself for ever sucker with no 2 cents to rub against each other, I would have been dead at least 20,000 times by now
;-)))

What if I throw a couple of dimes in the pot?

Lizzie · 04-08-2003, 09:58 AM

One more thing. When I was living in Florida I needed a lot of dental work done. I got several estimates and all were over $4000.00. I waited until I moved back home and had the same work done for just a little over $1000.00.

Gary · 04-08-2003, 10:00 AM

Serge, our government will take care of you from cradle to grave. We pay for births, deaths, sex change operations (25K) we pay for it all because we care.

You can stay with me if you like. You bring the vodka, i'll bring the goverment checks.

some_idiot · 04-08-2003, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
as you know,
I fell in love with the FREE Canadien medical system,
it's liberal views on the geo-politics,
close ties with France and it's wines regions,
so we are moving to Canada for good, away from imperialistic aspirations of the US government.

quick question:
does Canadien Government pays for the funerals too, in addition to FREE medecine?

Answer from my wife, who is an A&R accountant at the
Mount Pleasant Furneral Group in Toronto. (shitty job eh, spend
all calling collections on funerals)

No and Yes! Attempts are made to get the money out of the
surviving relatives all the way down to a payment plan of just
$25.00 dollars a month. If all collections avenues are exhusted,
and after some years of attempting to collect. They will remove
the marker from the grave and file with the government to
cover the costs of the casket and plot. At a future date if the
bill is settled by the surviving relatives, the marker is returned
so that they can find grandma again.

JFK · 04-08-2003, 10:53 AM

there is actually a bit of money you can get from the government, I believe its about $600, which dosent go a long way to covera $6000 funeral

sherie · 04-08-2003, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
there is actually a bit of money you can get from the government, I believe its about $600, which dosent go a long way to covera $6000 funeral

Fuck it, donate that shit to the University. One empty fridge box and your good to go!

Hooterdog · 04-08-2003, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizzie
One more thing. When I was living in Florida I needed a lot of dental work done. I got several estimates and all were over $4000.00. I waited until I moved back home and had the same work done for just a little over $1000.00.

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizzie

NO and BTW medicine is not free. Medicare is.(sort of) You pay for your perscriptions out of pocket unless you have Blue Cross for example.
However perscribed medicines are cheaper here than is the USA. Much cheaper. Also any medical expensises like drugs, eye glasses and such are tax free.

hooray!
I am definatelly moving!!!

I need a free classes!

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Yeah, you must be right.

I don't have the money to pay for the "gay" funeral you requested in your will.

Trannies, Queers and gays and all your past lovers.. Must be damn expensive.

I know you are poor...your father couldn't even afford a decent condom...
;-((((

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

What if I throw a couple of dimes in the pot?

Aaron, EVERYBODY who ever invited you for a dinner
knows,
you never do...
;-))

more promises, promises...
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizzie
One more thing. When I was living in Florida I needed a lot of dental work done. I got several estimates and all were over $4000.00. I waited until I moved back home and had the same work done for just a little over $1000.00.

smart girl!
I also wait 'til my teeth fell out and save myself a bundle in root canal work!

Serge_Oprano · 04-08-2003, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Serge, our government will take care of you from cradle to grave. We pay for births, deaths, sex change operations (25K) we pay for it all because we care.

You can stay with me if you like. You bring the vodka, i'll bring the goverment checks.

sorry, but vodka is VERY special for Russian heart, no can do...
do you mind if I bring Aaron's scalp instead?
;-))

would make a nice wall decoration,
it shines like a pot of gold
;-)))

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Lizzie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 76	One more thing. When I was living in Florida I needed a lot of dental work done. I got several estimates and all were over $4000.00. I waited until I moved back home and had the same work done for just a little over $1000.00.

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Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Serge, our government will take care of you from cradle to grave. We pay for births, deaths, sex change operations (25K) we pay for it all because we care. You can stay with me if you like. You bring the vodka, i'll bring the goverment checks.