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Odysseus · 01-01-2017, 04:58 AM

Where to buy?

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Odysseus

Where to buy?

really easy
get 100% apple juice
sugar
yeast
mix and done
i add pears and apples for flavor(no skins)

bns666 · 01-01-2017, 09:39 AM

some things are better store-bought...

mineistaken · 01-01-2017, 10:50 AM

cool stuff

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by bns666

some things are better store-bought...

if you like the added chemicals yeah. it's fun to make! beer making is the best. coopers kits make 5 gallons $20 and a bag of sugar. i buy 20 pound bags of sugar. if you want a new flavor use light brown sugar.

ErectMedia · 01-01-2017, 11:12 AM

Friend of the family brought Apple Pie moonshine for Christmas, sweet apple cinnamon taste but was 190 proof so kicked in after a few shots. His wife is already testing some new flavor recipes since that one went over so well.

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Friend of the family brought Apple Pie moonshine for Christmas, sweet apple cinnamon taste but was 190 proof so kicked in after a few shots. His wife is already testing some new flavor recipes.

you had a few??? jeezus!

have not had apple pie in a long time. there is a sweet recipe on youtube. be careful making spirits that shit can blind you if you don't know what you are doing.

ErectMedia · 01-01-2017, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you had a few??? jeezus!

have not had apple pie in a long time. there is a sweet recipe on youtube. be careful making spirits that shit can blind you if you don't know what you are doing.

They live a good hour plus south of Chicago where ya can fish/hunt outta your backyard and make moonshine so I trust their skills as being hillbilly enough not to blind me.

I won't be making my own as I live in the city where people are nosy.

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

They live a good hour plus south of Chicago where ya can fish/hunt outta your backyard and make moonshine so I trust their skills as being hillbilly enough not to blind me.

I won't be making my own as I live in the city where people are nosy.

it's rare to blind you. glad you had a good time

VikingMan · 01-01-2017, 01:53 PM

I would say there is a 65% chance the guy in the video has human body parts in the freezer on the right. Of course his having human body parts stored in his freezer does not necessarily negate the validity and helpfulness of his apple cider brewing video.

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I would say there is a 65% chance the guy in the video has human body parts in the freezer on the right.

luv his videos

ErectMedia · 01-01-2017, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I would say there is a 65% chance the guy in the video has human body parts in the freezer on the right. Of course his having human body parts stored in his freezer does not necessarily negate the validity and helpfulness of his apple cider brewing video.

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 07:31 PM

oh i forgot add the raisin and dates mixture. it will give the yeast a boost! they will go wild!!

escorpio · 01-01-2017, 07:42 PM

Should have titled the thread "how to make prison quality alcoholic beverages with items that can be purchased with food stamps."

brassmonkey · 01-01-2017, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Should have titled the thread "how to make prison quality alcoholic beverages with items that can be purchased with food stamps."

oh 2017 will be a laugh 4u. don't beg

beerptrol · 01-02-2017, 02:20 AM

When I don't feel like making 5 gallon batches
Brewing caps
2 liter bottle(s)
apple juice
Yeast(a good ale yeast or champagne)
Sugar

romeo22 · 01-02-2017, 01:45 PM

Yes for to this time of the year

bns666 · 01-02-2017, 01:56 PM

btw organic 100% apple juice mixed with vodka, mineral water and a splash of lime or lemon juice taste quite close to cider, now mix the parts of each if you like it more fruity, bubbly or stronger

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