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Old 03-02-2017, 10:04 AM   #1
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You guys got any good/funny ballbusting/nut checking stories?

I remember punching my black basketball star teammate in the balls right before a regional game. We stopped at a gym on the way to the game to practice and he was messing with me and I ended up walking right up to him and uppercutting him right in the testicles! He was down for the count! Then he almost had a triple double in the game!

In another basketball game my freshmen year, some guy nut checked me when the ref wasn't looking. A few minutes later I go to block him out and BAM I smoke him right in the testicles full force He goes down in a heep and the ref never saw it

I got three detentions in high school for nut checking a guy so hard he puked, had to go to the hospital and he missed 3 days of school

In baseball I hit a two hopper and the 2nd one was a bad hope BOOM right to the balls of this guy. Went down in a heep. Then funny enough about 4 years later the SAME player hit a ground ball to me I bobbled it, threw it to first and he crossed the bag SAFE and he ball hit him right in the testicles!
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Old 03-02-2017, 10:59 AM   #2
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my mom wouldn't let me have hot pockets for lunch, so I left an upper decker in her master bathroom, today.
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Old 03-03-2017, 02:16 PM   #3
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Old 03-04-2017, 02:44 AM   #4
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my mom wouldn't let me have hot pockets for lunch, so I left an upper decker in her master bathroom, today.
Wimp! Take a shit in the toaster if you want to send her a real message
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Old 03-04-2017, 02:53 AM   #5
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I remember punching my black basketball star teammate in the balls right before a regional game. We stopped at a gym on the way to the game to practice and he was messing with me and I ended up walking right up to him and uppercutting him right in the testicles! He was down for the count! Then he almost had a triple double in the game!

In another basketball game my freshmen year, some guy nut checked me when the ref wasn't looking. A few minutes later I go to block him out and BAM I smoke him right in the testicles full force He goes down in a heep and the ref never saw it

I got three detentions in high school for nut checking a guy so hard he puked, had to go to the hospital and he missed 3 days of school

In baseball I hit a two hopper and the 2nd one was a bad hope BOOM right to the balls of this guy. Went down in a heep. Then funny enough about 4 years later the SAME player hit a ground ball to me I bobbled it, threw it to first and he crossed the bag SAFE and he ball hit him right in the testicles!
Freud would say you have a latent cock&ball adoration but because of your youht you turned lust into hate for ego protection...
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Old 03-04-2017, 11:10 AM   #6
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Wimp! Take a shit in the toaster if you want to send her a real message
Fuck you, my toaster strudels go in that toaster.
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Old 03-04-2017, 11:35 AM   #7
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fuck you, my toaster strudels go in that toaster.
fuck yes, fuck poptarts!!!
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