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Scott McD · 01-18-2017, 12:41 PM

Dammit !! I wish I brought a good book

Bladewire · 01-18-2017, 12:44 PM

EddyTheDog · 01-18-2017, 12:44 PM

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

Scott McD · 01-18-2017, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

kane · 01-18-2017, 01:00 PM

I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.

mineistaken · 01-18-2017, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

do you hit or send signals to nearby sitting dudes on the plane?

mineistaken · 01-18-2017, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.

third hour seems like towards the very end of the flight though

pornguy · 01-18-2017, 01:05 PM

Nice tits.

EddyTheDog · 01-18-2017, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

do you hit or send signals to nearby sitting dudes on the plane?

I fart in their direction - It's the international signal for I Love You...

kane · 01-18-2017, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

third hour seems like towards the very end of the flight though

Yeah, I think it was about 3.5 hour flight so I slept for about an hour of it. When I woke up she was talking to the guy is the seat across the aisle from her so I was spared.

1215 · 01-18-2017, 01:06 PM

mother of....

Rochard · 01-18-2017, 01:08 PM

I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.

Scott McD · 01-18-2017, 01:09 PM

My last flight was just as bad

mineistaken · 01-18-2017, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I fart in their direction - It's the international signal for I Love You...

lol. Was curious though. Just wondering if i'd know if gay was next to me on plane. Assuming he would fancy me of course.

Spunky · 01-18-2017, 01:19 PM

She looks like a terroist, would not bang

EddyTheDog · 01-18-2017, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

She looks like a terroist, would not bang

Why not? - Die with a smile on your face...

Scott McD · 01-18-2017, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

She looks like a terroist, would not bang

Probably safer to bang her if she was probably...

SpicyM · 01-18-2017, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

Ross · 01-18-2017, 01:31 PM

Attention seeker. I wouldn't give her the time of day. She is probably bat shit crazy too.

Scott McD · 01-18-2017, 01:43 PM

You are getting way too old before your time sir..

j3rkules · 01-18-2017, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

lagwagon · 01-18-2017, 01:46 PM

woooo that girl is cute, winner!

poncabare · 01-18-2017, 02:48 PM

piece of arse

LetterTwenty7 · 01-18-2017, 02:54 PM

Damn! Looks like it was pretty cold in the plane.

nico-t · 01-18-2017, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.

that's not a coincidence.

nico-t · 01-18-2017, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

She looks like a terroist, would not bang

well if she is she'll bang the whole plane.

yuu.design · 01-18-2017, 04:14 PM

wow, so fucking hot!

2MuchMark · 01-18-2017, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Ok.
She
is
fucking
awesome.

SilentKnight · 01-18-2017, 08:49 PM

AllAboutCams · 01-18-2017, 10:06 PM

Last time i went to spain a few years ago now the lady behind me was pucking and saying we were all going to die.

Look Chang · 01-18-2017, 11:48 PM

Meanwhile in the cockpit...

Scott McD · 01-19-2017, 01:09 AM

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Holy shit !!!!

davidCRM · 01-19-2017, 05:03 AM

photoshop the headphones from 'beats' to 'sennheiser' then mark me irrevocably horny.

peter.clickpapa · 01-19-2017, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Oh, Viki Odintcova

*faps away*

PornDiscounts-V · 01-19-2017, 07:34 AM

I usually have baby farts to share with my fellow passengers by this time after a show.

Busty2 · 01-19-2017, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Meanwhile in the cockpit...

Yep thats American Airlines for you

Caldo · 01-19-2017, 08:05 AM

hot pics at all

Scott McD · 01-19-2017, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Meanwhile in the cockpit...

Pity she looks like a skank lesbian mind you...

LetterTwenty7 · 01-19-2017, 01:06 PM

Fight those cocks LOL

Etymology. The word cockpit was originally a sailing term for the coxswain's station in a Royal Navy ship, and later the location of the ship's rudder controls. Cockpit first appeared in the English language in the 1580s, "a pit for fighting cocks", from cock + pit.

Google Expert · 01-19-2017, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

do you hit or send signals to nearby sitting dudes on the plane?

Grab their cock.

Google Expert · 01-19-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.

Here's a really cool lifehack (and don't say i never share any good info on this board):

When boarding a place, wait till the very last minute. You must be among the last 3-5 people who board. This is because all the retards before you go in and take their seats.

When you enter the plane last, every idiot is sitting in his seat, so you go to the back of a plane with a confident look on your face and take the free rows that are there. (most of the time there are a few free rows in the back that haven't been sold).

So you pick a free row of 3 or 4 seats and seat in the middle and put your bags on nearby seats (so no one else decides to come and sit next to you). After the takeoff comfortably lie down across all 4 seats and sleep through the whole flight.

This is especially great on long transatlantic flights.

jscott · 01-19-2017, 02:33 PM

those 1st too are so damn hot

RyuLion · 01-19-2017, 04:12 PM

I would need a towel..

MiamiBoyz · 01-19-2017, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.

Wouldn't it have been great if the plane had crashed (not for you but still) all the while the stupid slut was praying to save her useless conservative life!

Personally I would have gotten stinking drunk and told her all about Satanism.

ErectMedia · 01-19-2017, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Not an airplane fan but that might convince me to fly.

kane · 01-19-2017, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Wouldn't it have been great if the plane had crashed (not for you but still) all the while the stupid slut was praying to save her useless conservative life!

Personally I would have gotten stinking drunk and told her all about Satanism.

There was part of me that thought I should tell her I'm a pot smoking, gay marriage supporting, social liberal from Portland. It might have made the flight a lot more interesting, but I had this feeling she is one of those people who would freak out and cause a scene which would have been kind of funny if she freaked out and ended up being held by security.

TheDynasty · 01-19-2017, 08:37 PM

I'd accidentally touch her nipples

SilentKnight · 01-19-2017, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Meanwhile in the cockpit...

Definitely not Sunwing airlines - the pilot is sober and conscious.

Miguel T · 01-19-2017, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

Hahaha, great reply!!!

SekobA · 01-20-2017, 01:42 AM

My dick is getting hard

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