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Old 01-24-2017, 06:20 PM   #1
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The only man in history killed by a flying turtle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus#Death

. Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile.[17] Pliny, in his Naturalis Historić, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object.

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Old 01-24-2017, 06:34 PM   #2
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Old 01-24-2017, 06:38 PM   #3
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thanks Obama!
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Old 01-24-2017, 06:48 PM   #4
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Old 01-24-2017, 09:09 PM   #5
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"Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle"

Nice way to die, fucking eagle...

Or some husband found him shaging his wife and did it
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Old 01-24-2017, 09:18 PM   #6
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Old 01-24-2017, 09:41 PM   #7
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