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So uhh, I got caught jerking off...
My girl friend decided to take a shower while I was still in bed. After I heard the water start running I decided to jerk one off. I didn't have anything to clean my mess so I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor and threw it back down. She gets out of the shower and decides to put my fuckin shirt on. She noticed what I did, took it off and threw it at me!
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So you keep your t-shirts on the floor? Funny story, bro.
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If it's late at night and I need to rub one out, I'm good for a stealth whack. I know the sound of every floorboard in my house. If one of them moves a millimeter I know it, and my dick instantly goes back in my pants.
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Lolll cant believe you jerk if you have pussy in your bed
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next time maybe she could clean it or at least lick it off your t shirt for you
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I hope you banged her afterwards.
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I need a beer
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Doesn't matter if she is on the rag.don't take no for an answer!
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See signature :)
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#12 |
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Sometimes I need to fuck Jennifer Aniston.
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