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02-14-2017, 02:15 PM | #1 |
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where to buy fake cum
anyone know where I can quickly purchase a substance that takes on the appearance and texture of cum? just received the custom video request today for tomorrow's shoot so no time to order online. I have used tapioca pudding in the past but looking for something a bit more realistic.
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02-14-2017, 02:17 PM | #2 |
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Why fake?
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02-14-2017, 02:26 PM | #3 | |
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Try hair conditioner.... |
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02-14-2017, 02:41 PM | #4 |
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Do you like Pina Colada??
Works well for Squirting scenes..... not sure if it will work for your purpose.
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02-14-2017, 02:56 PM | #5 |
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i don't shoot hardcore scenes. nothing against them, just not my niche, but lately these custom requests are getting more and more explicit.
what's awesome is that I haven't had to pay for a shoot in over a year! custom video clients fund all the shoots and I make sure there is something for everyone within the scenes. |
02-14-2017, 03:00 PM | #6 |
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If this is the case, conditioner would work with cum over ass, but for blowjob, maybe chicken soup? There´s a legit liquid you can purchase, personally, always love to do the real thing here´s a video that could help you out...
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02-14-2017, 03:45 PM | #8 |
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Cheap plain yogurt at room temperature
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02-14-2017, 04:00 PM | #9 |
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02-14-2017, 04:34 PM | #10 |
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Condensed sweet milk - 100% cum-like and delicious
I have heard many local producers use that. |
02-14-2017, 04:37 PM | #11 |
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02-14-2017, 04:48 PM | #12 |
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use poo and tell client that it was a 'funny color'...
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02-14-2017, 05:01 PM | #13 |
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this is how it looks like
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02-14-2017, 05:40 PM | #14 |
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Helmann's mayo with really liquid/watery lotion, massage oil. 3 parts to 1, roughly. Start with the mayo and add the oil to consistency. Use a fat syringe to deliver the loads. Hard to tell the difference if you get the consistency right.
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02-14-2017, 06:16 PM | #15 |
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For the best message me. Taste like shit though
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02-14-2017, 07:22 PM | #16 |
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I was working on this in the past I had a dildo attached to actuators and wanted to do an interactive thing where one could move the dildo with a mouse and squirt a camgirl for tokens...It's incredibly hard to make something that will not block the thin tube that goes through the dildo and that is suitable for refilling and also safe to consume...It would have been the bomb...
Anywsy condensed milk is your best option for filming it comes in various thickness you need the thicker ones...
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02-14-2017, 08:18 PM | #17 |
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Mix honey with flour , and you get fake cum :D
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02-14-2017, 08:49 PM | #18 |
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Edit: Apologies, didn't read the part where you said shoot tmoz and no time to order.
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02-14-2017, 09:44 PM | #19 |
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If my plain yogurt was yellow like that in the garbage it goes.
I was being facetious --that is the punch line of a movie joke ... |
02-14-2017, 09:48 PM | #20 |
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02-14-2017, 10:28 PM | #21 |
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Interesting thread. I always wondered what Japanese used in their bukkake scenes where girls are literally covered with jizz.
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02-14-2017, 10:31 PM | #22 |
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My shooting partner uses the ingredients I described in my previous post to make jizz for bukkake shoots etc. Sometimes when we shoot newhalf girls and they've been castrated, we have to provide the fake cum as well. Japan does not have Hellman's. We use a brand called Kewpie. Old school porn studios used a similar set up in the states. |
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02-15-2017, 12:52 AM | #24 |
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Use a cock to deliver the real thing, no need for penetration to produce cum. |
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02-15-2017, 07:02 AM | #26 |
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Fake cum? Us men are becoming more and more obsolete ...
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02-15-2017, 09:40 AM | #27 |
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Cetaphil if you need today. Buy some Cum Lube from Fort Troff to keep around for future shoots. 😉
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02-16-2017, 05:33 AM | #28 |
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02-16-2017, 05:43 AM | #29 |
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02-16-2017, 06:18 AM | #30 | |
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02-16-2017, 06:42 AM | #31 |
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02-16-2017, 10:09 AM | #32 |
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Well my model bailed me out, she just happen to be going to an adult store (I didn't ask) and picked up a bottle of "Jizz". She too was like why fake it?
That did the trick although the model did not enjoy having that stuff in her mouth so I probably won't use it like that going forward. I am thinking can use the jizz to spread around her face and cheeks (looked very realistic) and maybe some of your suggestions for the part that is in her mouth, they sound a lot tastier. |
02-16-2017, 04:38 PM | #33 | |
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hey what the hell, no problem, question is, how did the shoot turn out, when do we get to see the preview
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02-17-2017, 12:55 PM | #34 |
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As requested a few pics from the shoot.
In one of the custom scenes Riley played a virgin so hence the easter dress. |
02-17-2017, 02:09 PM | #35 |
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Fake cum, fake news... Anything not fake nowadays? :P
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02-17-2017, 02:14 PM | #36 |
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02-18-2017, 08:25 AM | #37 |
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Pay to fake cum ...
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02-18-2017, 05:40 PM | #38 |
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I shoot lots of fake cum scenes with a squirting dildo. I use cetaphil mixed with water about 50/50. So many cum recipes call for an egg white sugar mixture and I personally think that depending where that fake cum is going that a soap mixture is much more hygenic.
I have also used professional makeup slime - Such as found here - OOZE FX? Stringy Style Slime, Ooze and Goo, Paint and Powder Cosmetics Specialty Products The Paint and Powder Store - this really looks like cum and it doesn't taste like anything, so for cum in the mouth scenes the girls I've worked with really like it. Also very hygenic. |
02-19-2017, 08:25 AM | #39 |
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02-19-2017, 11:50 AM | #40 |
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Bunch of cum McGyvers up in here lol
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02-19-2017, 11:00 PM | #41 |
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I don't know about Lil April The concept was for her scene was where she plays this virgin college freshmen seeking guidance from a college counselor for dealing with all the overt sexuality she is seeing in her dorm, she explains to him that she is still a virgin thanks to her mom telling her over and that sex is nasty and is only something a lady does to please her husband. She also explains that she doesn't have any sexual feelings or desires. The counselor takes her on an exercise where she thinks back to a time in her life where she was exposed to something sexual and it triggered some kind of sensation. She recalls an experience like that when she and her family stumbled upon a nude beach in the south of france, she confessed that for the next week she dreamed of guys with their dicks hanging out speaking french. The wise counselor than starts saying FRENCH WORDS and immediately there is a clear sexual response! I used a remote controlled mini dildo that was hidden in her panties and had it go off each time I said a word in french. Overall I thought it to be a nice concept but perhaps that dress was a bit over the top. |
02-19-2017, 11:09 PM | #42 |
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