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04-28-2017, 09:06 PM | #1 |
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Remember your first time masturbating?
I remeber mine. When I was 13-14 years old, Pamela Anderson was the hottest babe on earth with her role on baywatch, so I got into the bath, filled it all the way with water and bang! Life was never the same again.
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04-28-2017, 09:12 PM | #2 |
I need a beer
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Sears catalog in the 70's.
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04-28-2017, 09:14 PM | #3 |
this & that
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04-28-2017, 10:28 PM | #4 |
feeding the wolves
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one night outside Coup's window as he got high watching The Joy of Painting
I remember it fondly
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04-28-2017, 10:33 PM | #5 |
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This was mine. It was a Dukes Of Hazard trading card.
fap fap.
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04-28-2017, 10:54 PM | #6 |
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I forgot the first time but my mum told me that I started to play with my pee-pee when I was a baby...
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04-29-2017, 12:45 AM | #7 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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The nozzle that blew in fresh water at my local swimming poool
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04-29-2017, 01:00 AM | #8 |
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i dont recall my first time.,but i found my dad's porn magazine's collection.
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04-29-2017, 04:40 AM | #9 |
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My first time was in a store that sold farming equipment.. I still feel bad about that.
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04-29-2017, 04:44 AM | #10 |
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no that is not possible, to long ago
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04-29-2017, 05:26 AM | #11 |
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To some random girl. Those were times.
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04-29-2017, 06:06 AM | #12 |
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04-29-2017, 07:22 AM | #13 |
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I used to jack off to Pamela as well. Probably the first celeb that I masturbated to.
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04-29-2017, 07:31 AM | #14 |
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I found my father's Club magazine when I was 13.
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04-29-2017, 07:56 AM | #15 |
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I was 4 or 5 when I first experimented, but I did not know what masturbation was back then
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04-29-2017, 08:32 AM | #16 |
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It was the 40s and I had found a way to watch my older sister getting undressed. When she left her room to go take a bath I snuck in her room and stole her nylons. I fucking soaked those nylons like Niagara Falls.
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04-29-2017, 02:26 PM | #17 |
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I masturbated to this post (and it felt like the first time) ...
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04-29-2017, 02:36 PM | #18 |
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Yes, I was 9 when I found those lingerie catalogues...
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04-29-2017, 04:37 PM | #19 |
你自己去他媽的
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Around 13yo i guess
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04-29-2017, 07:53 PM | #20 |
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I started by humping my Star Wars pillow. I would look right into Pricess Leia's eyes while I busted a nut. Sorry about the mess Chewbacca.
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04-29-2017, 10:59 PM | #21 |
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i came......
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04-30-2017, 10:38 AM | #22 |
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what happened?
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