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Scott McD · 05-03-2017, 09:25 AM

Think we have a problem at our house with the fuckers. There's always a shit load around our front door. Can't see any signs of a nest anywhere, but there's clearly something at the house. Been like this for the past week now.

If there's one thing on this planet with no purpose other than to piss people off it's fucking wasps

Bladewire · 05-03-2017, 09:36 AM

Spunky · 05-03-2017, 09:44 AM

Call Billy the exterminater!

TheDynasty · 05-03-2017, 10:04 AM

those suck especially when they sting

izombie · 05-03-2017, 03:18 PM

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

beerptrol · 05-03-2017, 03:31 PM

I usually use a store brand wasp killer like raid for wasps.

when it comes to yellow jackets and hornets....I recommend a flame thrower

CaptainHowdy · 05-03-2017, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

That's harrowing ...

Scott McD · 05-03-2017, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

Shit that's nasty

I've always hated the fuckers since i was young and was out golfing with a friend, a wasp crawled under his t-shirt and stung him about 14 times. It eventually came out from it at his neck and i hit it off.

I've had a bit of a phobia ever since...

Relic · 05-04-2017, 12:20 AM

Could be worse op, they could be hornets.

Paul&John · 05-04-2017, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

wtf . . ..

MiamiBoyz · 05-04-2017, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

OMG that is the funniest story I have ever heard if true.

Denny BongaCash · 05-04-2017, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

oh my, that's horrifying

DraX · 05-04-2017, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

What a nasty story, I hate wasps I know even one of them can annoy and ruin the peace and tranquility of a day. I always watch out extra for wasps sometimes it's a false alarm and instead a bee is annoying me but that doesn't bother me much.

I don't have much phobia going around but wasps....ugh for real.

Matyko · 05-04-2017, 03:48 AM

horror! i hate wasps

CurrentlySober · 05-04-2017, 03:51 AM

i cunt a4d a wasp...

Struggle4Bucks · 05-04-2017, 05:17 AM

To get rid of them is very simple... Just burn the house down and rebuild it...

Bladewire · 05-04-2017, 11:10 AM

When I first read the thread title I thought the OP would be complaining about the rich WASP bitches in Beverly Hills or the Hamptons

Busty2 · 05-04-2017, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by izombie

A friend of my brother got killed by yellow jackets several years ago, it actually made the news around our area at the time. He was mowing his yard with a riding lawn mower and went over a very large underground nest, the ground collapsed and he and mower fell into the nest and was trapped. The yellow jackets went crazy and he was stung thousands of times and died as a result, I always been scared to death of those things and even more so now.

Yep thats a very,very sad story. I had a similar issue with wasps, though much less devastating while riding my lawn tractor last year. The tire dropped into a hole and as i tried to lift it out i was attacked by a swarm of wasps, i was lucky and was only stung a few dozen times, they go for the eyes so my eyelids closed up very fast. They followed me into the house and kept following me until i found some bug spray and zapped the fuckers. This would have been a funny sight for anyone looking on at grown man waving his arms around and bashing into things as he tries to escape, but i will say it frightened the shit out of me, dangerous fucking pests!!

MiamiBoyz · 05-04-2017, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

When I first read the thread title I thought the OP would be complaining about the rich WASP bitches in Beverly Hills or the Hamptons

Me too...thought it was yet another thread bashing whites by self-loathing liberals.

Bladewire · 05-04-2017, 12:56 PM

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Me too...thought it was yet another thread bashing whites by self-loathing liberals.

You're not white

Tofu · 05-04-2017, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

When I first read the thread title I thought the OP would be complaining about the rich WASP bitches in Beverly Hills or the Hamptons

OMG, I thought the same thing!

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	When I first read the thread title I thought the OP would be complaining about the rich WASP bitches in Beverly Hills or the Hamptons