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09-25-2017, 09:04 PM | #1 |
So Fucking Banned
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Urgent poop advice needed from CurrentlySober (I'm at WalMart now with a problem)
I felt like I had to take a shit before leaving home, but it wasn't too bad so I didn't go. Then I got to WalMart and when I was shopping I started to feel something coming out. Not much. Just a small nugget. I'm wearing briefs underwear, so I'm thinking it will get trapped. Then I looked down and the poo nugget was on the floor. Apparently the underwear is old and the leg opening is stretched. Should I just leave the nugget laying on the floor?
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09-25-2017, 09:35 PM | #2 |
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That is what was left of the few brain cells you had. Better pick it up and shove it back in
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09-25-2017, 10:46 PM | #3 |
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I laughed while reading this
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09-26-2017, 02:26 AM | #4 |
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CS! Get in here! Your advice is much required!
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09-26-2017, 02:58 AM | #5 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Can I see pics please before I answer?
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