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2MuchMark · 09-26-2017, 11:44 AM

Enjoy!
(Warning: VERY Offensive).

nico-t · 09-26-2017, 11:45 AM

Thumbnail of 2 women telling jokes. No thanks.

SpicyM · 09-26-2017, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Thumbnail of 2 women telling jokes. No thanks.

CurrentlySober · 09-26-2017, 12:26 PM

"Ohhh... I'm so triggered... "

FFS...

TheDynasty · 09-26-2017, 05:38 PM

i love the a prostitute will wash her crack and sell it again hahaha

oppoten · 09-26-2017, 06:48 PM

muh 6 gorillion.

bronco67 · 09-26-2017, 06:55 PM

These jokes make WeHatePorn look like George Carlin.

oppoten · 09-26-2017, 07:04 PM

What's the difference between JK Rowling and Israel?

Israel takes in more refugees.

(for those who don't know, JK Rowling is a well-known "virtue signaller". Probably like the OP

)

SBJ · 09-26-2017, 07:24 PM

I need these jokes right now after the work I just finished!

loreen · 09-27-2017, 01:46 AM

Meh, not that funny

nico-t · 09-27-2017, 02:09 AM

Ok i just gave it a try.... jesus christ. Every single thing is wrong with this video. For starters jokes and women are the worst combination. And the first few seconds in the guy says, like he is one of the girls, "Aaaawww my god that's terrible!!!!" with a gay lisp. Holy fuck what a feminine dude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

(Warning: VERY Offensive).

lol.

pimpmaster9000 · 09-27-2017, 02:26 AM

ok ok I got a really good offensive joke:

US foreign policy!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AAAAAA!

romeo22 · 09-27-2017, 02:32 AM

That made me a tickle

mineistaken · 09-27-2017, 10:11 AM

Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

Kiwigirl · 09-27-2017, 10:32 AM

So messed up and yet I couldn't stop watching...it's no surprise it was posted by you Mark. lol

starling · 09-27-2017, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

Better?

freecartoonporn · 09-27-2017, 11:49 AM

these jokes are nothing.
try 9gag comments sometime.

2MuchMark · 09-27-2017, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

There was, but the guy didn't read them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl

So messed up and yet I couldn't stop watching...

Hey! That's exactly what my girlfriend says when I masturbate. Are you two pals?

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Originally Posted by starling

Better?

I didn't get it. Until I got it. UGH

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

these jokes are nothing.
try 9gag comments sometime.

9gag? Never heard of it. Please post some of their jokes here?

bronco67 · 09-27-2017, 02:11 PM

Their pussies are losing more moisture every time he tells them one of those jokes.

Bake · 09-27-2017, 10:17 PM

I attended a Funeral on the weekend and at the end of the eulogy a bloke stood up and said "Do you mind if I say a word?"

The widow replied "Please do."

The bloke said "Plethora."

The widow said "Thank you, that means a lot..."

newB · 09-27-2017, 11:02 PM

I miss L-Pink

lock · 09-28-2017, 03:28 AM

Nobody offends quite like Jimmy Carr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_HbqPpQDk

shimmy · 09-28-2017, 06:01 AM

what was the point of filming their dull reactions?

Vojito · 09-28-2017, 07:56 AM

I don't even know why I've entered this thread, but it's good

Paul Markham · 09-28-2017, 08:27 AM

mineistaken · 09-28-2017, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

There was, but the guy didn't read them.

You can imagine the level of PC/SJW when whiteys are too afraid to read them even in "most offensive" jokes section

MPGdevil · 09-29-2017, 07:05 AM

Trump. Can't think of a worse offensive joke.

2MuchMark · 09-29-2017, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

You can imagine the level of PC/SJW when whiteys are too afraid to read them even in "most offensive" jokes section

Maybe he found them too offensive himself, or was afraid of losing his youtube channel.

Paul Markham · 09-29-2017, 07:42 AM

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.

RazorSharpe · 09-29-2017, 07:56 AM

DeShawn is sat at the table picking his nose.
His mother says " DeShawn, stop doing that, it's a filthy habit"
DeShawn replies "But mum, all the boys at school do it"
His mum says "Yes, but they don't use a fucking soup spoon"

rowan · 09-29-2017, 08:21 AM

Thought I recognised the guy... anyone remember this?

freecartoonporn · 09-29-2017, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

9gag? Never heard of it. Please post some of their jokes here?

i am not looking to get banned.
go and check yourself.

https://9gag.com/

jackiehst · 09-29-2017, 09:25 AM

mineistaken · 09-29-2017, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Maybe he found them too offensive himself, or was afraid of losing his youtube channel.

You finally reached my point about SJW/PC/libster double standard.
Disgraceful.

just a punk · 09-29-2017, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jackiehst

It's amusing because Christian religion aint better.

Quote:

Deuteronomy 13:

If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods" (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.

Leviticus 24:

Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death.

Leviticus 20:

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Exodus 31:

Six days shall work be done, but the seventh day is a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day shall be put to death.

Leviticus 20:

"A man or a woman who is a medium or a necromancer shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones; their blood shall be upon them."

Deuteronomy 13:

You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

John 8:

But Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. Early in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. The scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst they said to him, "Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. Now in the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?" ...

Acts 7:

And as they were stoning Stephen, he called out, "Lord Jesus, receive my spirit."

I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

starling · 09-29-2017, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. 2haEarly in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. 3haThe scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst 4hathey said to him, “Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. 5haNow in the Law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?” 6haThis they said to test him, that they might have some charge to bring against him. Jesus bent down and wrote with his finger on the ground. 7haAnd as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8haAnd once more he bent down and wrote on the ground. 9haBut when they heard it, they went away one by one, beginning with the older ones, and Jesus was left alone with the woman standing before him. 10haJesus stood up and said to her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” 11haShe said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you; go, and from now on sin no more.”]]

Conveniently left the rest out though. Well done.

It was also the jews who stoned Stephen because "he was a martyr".

SpicyM · 09-29-2017, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling

but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. 2haEarly in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. 3haThe scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst 4hathey said to him, “Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. 5haNow in the Law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?” 6haThis they said to test him, that they might have some charge to bring against him. Jesus bent down and wrote with his finger on the ground. 7haAnd as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8haAnd once more he bent down and wrote on the ground. 9haBut when they heard it, they went away one by one, beginning with the older ones, and Jesus was left alone with the woman standing before him. 10haJesus stood up and said to her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” 11haShe said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you; go, and from now on sin no more.”]]

Conveniently left the rest out though. Well done.

It was also the jews who stoned Stephen because "he was a martyr".

He left it out because the practice of stoning is from old testament (as they mention Moses) while Jesus is in the new testament and since he taught people to love each other he didn't approve the stoning.

Old testament is still the part of Bible though and there are tens of stories full of killing, murder, sex, incest, torture and other perverted shit.

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starling · 09-30-2017, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM

He left it out because the practice of stoning is from old testament (as they mention Moses) while Jesus is in the new testament and since he taught people to love each other he didn't approve the stoning.

Old testament is still the part of Bible though and there are tens of stories full of killing, murder, sex, incest, torture and other perverted shit.

So you'll know that the new testament is the Christian part. The old testament is the "Jewish bible" so really your criticism should be reserved for jews. If you're going to make a point at least make the right one.

starling · 09-30-2017, 11:21 AM

SpicyM · 10-07-2017, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling

So you'll know that the new testament is the Christian part. The old testament is the "Jewish bible" so really your criticism should be reserved for jews. If you're going to make a point at least make the right one.

Jewish bible? yeah.. lol
No, the old testament is part of the holy bible.

Now go read about the inquisition and people killed in the name of christianity before talking about religion of peace, idiot.

rogueteens · 10-08-2017, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by starling

lol! ....

pimpmaster9000 · 10-08-2017, 02:43 AM

ok ok I got another offensive joke:

US army

nico-t · 10-08-2017, 02:58 AM

btw those chicks are the epitome of millenial hipster chicks: Not that ugly, but they make themselves unattractive by wearing vegan style clothes. Their whole style is unattractive. And the guy saying the jokes sounds like a feminine douche. I can already imagine they were the type of people to cry like weaklings when Trump was elected. This whole video is one huge fail.

SpicyM · 10-10-2017, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

btw those chicks are the epitome of millenial hipster chicks: Not that ugly, but they make themselves unattractive by wearing vegan style clothes. Their whole style is unattractive. And the guy saying the jokes sounds like a feminine douche. I can already imagine they were the type of people to cry like weaklings when Trump was elected. This whole video is one huge fail.

The one on the right is not even a woman.. according to her

celandina · 10-11-2017, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

It's amusing because Christian religion aint better.

I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

They ( Christians) stopped this 800 years ago, you ( extremist Muslims) just started it few decades ago....

Reading and doing it NOT the same thing !

oppoten · 10-11-2017, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

A goy....

rowan · 10-12-2017, 07:40 AM

If you want to know more about the people in the OP vid (including the guy talking) look up "Onision." It's fascinating but also very very disturbing. In a nutshell: he's a manipulative narcissist who has a fanbase of young girls and likes to flirt with age of consent laws. Two of his relationships started when the girl was 17, including his wife (the one on the right). He even met up with one of them in a different state so they could legally have sex at 17 (he was something like 26). The chick on the left is in her mid teens, and was living with them for a while, so I'm sure he's already begun grooming her.

Not sure if legit mental illness, or just a total asshole.

Dolor · 10-12-2017, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling

SpicyM · 10-12-2017, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

If you want to know more about the people in the OP vid (including the guy talking) look up "Onision." It's fascinating but also very very disturbing. In a nutshell: he's a manipulative narcissist who has a fanbase of young girls and likes to flirt with age of consent laws. Two of his relationships started when the girl was 17, including his wife (the one on the right). He even met up with one of them in a different state so they could legally have sex at 17 (he was something like 26). The chick on the left is in her mid teens, and was living with them for a while, so I'm sure he's already begun grooming her.

Not sure if legit mental illness, or just a total asshole.

really.. ? you can legally have sex at 15 in most of Europe. In Hungary it's 14.

ROFL..

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