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09-26-2017, 11:44 AM | #1 |
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Offensive Joke time!
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(Warning: VERY Offensive).
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09-26-2017, 11:45 AM | #2 |
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Thumbnail of 2 women telling jokes. No thanks.
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09-26-2017, 12:02 PM | #3 |
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"Ohhh... I'm so triggered... "
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09-26-2017, 06:48 PM | #6 |
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muh 6 gorillion.
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09-26-2017, 06:55 PM | #7 |
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These jokes make WeHatePorn look like George Carlin.
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09-26-2017, 07:04 PM | #8 |
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What's the difference between JK Rowling and Israel?
Israel takes in more refugees. (for those who don't know, JK Rowling is a well-known "virtue signaller". Probably like the OP ) |
09-26-2017, 07:24 PM | #9 |
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I need these jokes right now after the work I just finished!
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09-27-2017, 01:46 AM | #10 |
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Meh, not that funny
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09-27-2017, 02:09 AM | #11 |
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Ok i just gave it a try.... jesus christ. Every single thing is wrong with this video. For starters jokes and women are the worst combination. And the first few seconds in the guy says, like he is one of the girls, "Aaaawww my god that's terrible!!!!" with a gay lisp. Holy fuck what a feminine dude.
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ok ok I got a really good offensive joke:
US foreign policy! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AAAAAA!
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09-27-2017, 02:32 AM | #13 |
你自己去他媽的
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That made me a tickle
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09-27-2017, 10:11 AM | #14 |
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Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?
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So messed up and yet I couldn't stop watching...it's no surprise it was posted by you Mark. lol
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these jokes are nothing.
try 9gag comments sometime.
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Hey! That's exactly what my girlfriend says when I masturbate. Are you two pals? I didn't get it. Until I got it. UGH 9gag? Never heard of it. Please post some of their jokes here?
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Their pussies are losing more moisture every time he tells them one of those jokes.
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Nobody offends quite like Jimmy Carr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_HbqPpQDk
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09-28-2017, 06:01 AM | #23 |
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what was the point of filming their dull reactions?
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09-28-2017, 07:56 AM | #24 |
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I don't even know why I've entered this thread, but it's good
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09-28-2017, 08:27 AM | #25 |
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Trump. Can't think of a worse offensive joke.
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Maybe he found them too offensive himself, or was afraid of losing his youtube channel.
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DeShawn is sat at the table picking his nose.
His mother says " DeShawn, stop doing that, it's a filthy habit" DeShawn replies "But mum, all the boys at school do it" His mum says "Yes, but they don't use a fucking soup spoon"
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09-29-2017, 08:21 AM | #31 |
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Thought I recognised the guy... anyone remember this?
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go and check yourself. https://9gag.com/
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It's amusing because Christian religion aint better.
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Conveniently left the rest out though. Well done. It was also the jews who stoned Stephen because "he was a martyr". |
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He left it out because the practice of stoning is from old testament (as they mention Moses) while Jesus is in the new testament and since he taught people to love each other he didn't approve the stoning. Old testament is still the part of Bible though and there are tens of stories full of killing, murder, sex, incest, torture and other perverted shit. |
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No, the old testament is part of the holy bible. Now go read about the inquisition and people killed in the name of christianity before talking about religion of peace, idiot. |
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ok ok I got another offensive joke:
US army
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btw those chicks are the epitome of millenial hipster chicks: Not that ugly, but they make themselves unattractive by wearing vegan style clothes. Their whole style is unattractive. And the guy saying the jokes sounds like a feminine douche. I can already imagine they were the type of people to cry like weaklings when Trump was elected. This whole video is one huge fail.
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The one on the right is not even a woman.. according to her |
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Reading and doing it NOT the same thing ! |
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If you want to know more about the people in the OP vid (including the guy talking) look up "Onision." It's fascinating but also very very disturbing. In a nutshell: he's a manipulative narcissist who has a fanbase of young girls and likes to flirt with age of consent laws. Two of his relationships started when the girl was 17, including his wife (the one on the right). He even met up with one of them in a different state so they could legally have sex at 17 (he was something like 26). The chick on the left is in her mid teens, and was living with them for a while, so I'm sure he's already begun grooming her.
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really.. ? you can legally have sex at 15 in most of Europe. In Hungary it's 14. ROFL.. |
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