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12-03-2017, 02:54 PM | #1 |
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Girls that give bad blowjobs ....
... should be given a second chance??
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12-03-2017, 03:08 PM | #2 |
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Supposed to give em tips while they blow ya and smack em when they drag their teeth. On the job training only benefits you in the end.
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12-03-2017, 03:34 PM | #3 |
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some people just donīt know how to pleasure
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12-03-2017, 03:38 PM | #4 |
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My mom always gave the best head. Thanks mom!
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12-03-2017, 03:39 PM | #5 |
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12-03-2017, 03:39 PM | #6 |
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12-03-2017, 03:53 PM | #7 |
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12-03-2017, 04:03 PM | #8 |
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teach them during second round
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12-03-2017, 04:05 PM | #9 |
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Some bitches are just lazy and put in no effort
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12-03-2017, 05:46 PM | #10 |
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Trannies give the best blowjobs, no contest.
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12-03-2017, 06:27 PM | #12 |
Make STACK$
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Second chances
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12-03-2017, 06:52 PM | #13 |
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ask for a refund lol. that pimp will issue one im sure
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12-03-2017, 07:52 PM | #14 |
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Blowjobs are like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. There's no such thing as a bad blowjob unless she bites your dick off.
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12-03-2017, 07:55 PM | #15 |
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A bad blowjob is when she doesn't put your dick in her mouth.
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12-03-2017, 09:05 PM | #16 |
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always
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12-03-2017, 09:26 PM | #17 |
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There's never a bad blowjob
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12-04-2017, 01:51 AM | #18 |
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Well, as they say, practice makes perfect, and obviously technique can be learned in time. There are a lot of things that work generally, but each men also has his own preferences, and you guys should definitely tell us what you like and guide us.
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12-04-2017, 03:12 AM | #19 |
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I've never had a blowjob...
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12-04-2017, 03:49 AM | #20 |
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12-04-2017, 04:07 AM | #21 |
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12-04-2017, 06:20 AM | #22 |
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try getting one from girl having her non removable braces on.,
and when the wire pokes through your head., and you see blood coming out of your penis head,. thats what i call a bad blowjob.
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12-04-2017, 10:20 AM | #23 |
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Blow jobs are like pizza. There is no such thing as a bad blow job.
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12-04-2017, 12:22 PM | #25 |
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I couldn't agree more ...
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12-04-2017, 01:56 PM | #26 |
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12-04-2017, 06:53 PM | #27 |
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12-05-2017, 03:46 AM | #28 |
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I've seen my fair sair of gay porn and I dare to say I haven't watched a really good blowjob scene ...
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12-05-2017, 06:37 PM | #29 |
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12-06-2017, 02:37 PM | #30 |
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absolutely
Youīd better not give up the day job
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12-07-2017, 01:10 AM | #31 |
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I dont like having to them
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12-07-2017, 02:00 AM | #32 |
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I basically grew up in whore houses...I had money as a kid, started pirating software @15 and it was a gold mine for a poor commie kid...back then I could copy 2-3 Zx spectrum tapes or 5-6 amiga diskettes and I could get a blowjob from a really nice and fresh russian or ukranian hooker...
now the problem is when somebody sucks dick all day they get good at it...so I got "spoiled" and accustomed to a higher level of service than normal girls could offer...from 15 this 23 all I did was get blowjobs and fuck hookers... at 23 I had my first real girlfriend...it was a mistake...should have stayed with hookers...weak blow job game...it was terrible...I was stuck with her because she was my best friends sister...huge mistake... this problem has been following me all my life...very very few normal girls are blow job fiends...I like mentally deranged blow job addicts who can hoover up my fat cobra until it goes numb and I can not cum...its my thing...I like to watch TV while they do it... I found that face fucking them makes up for some of the weak game they bring...but its not really the same if I have to invest effort and it kinda makes it hard to watch TV...maybe I am just really really spoiled...
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12-07-2017, 06:41 AM | #33 |
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#metoo
A bad handjob is even worse...
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12-07-2017, 12:35 PM | #34 |
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This post has it all: tears, laughter, and insight. I'm actually envious.
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12-07-2017, 12:51 PM | #35 |
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Well next time don't shower before one... payback is a bi***:D
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12-07-2017, 06:22 PM | #36 |
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12-09-2017, 08:15 AM | #37 |
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... Don't get me started on bad handjobs.
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12-10-2017, 11:30 AM | #38 |
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12-10-2017, 11:49 AM | #40 |
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12-10-2017, 02:12 PM | #41 |
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Pro tip: Put some chocolate on your dick and balls and watch her go to town.
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12-11-2017, 08:57 AM | #42 |
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My experience is they don't get any better at it. Good cocksuckers are born not made.
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