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01-13-2018, 12:01 PM | #1 |
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Eating gooey chocolate cake that looks like poo infront of GFY = Heavenly... (PIC)
Only a small bit - I must watch my weight |
01-13-2018, 12:17 PM | #2 |
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how many pills?
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01-13-2018, 12:29 PM | #3 |
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As many as I can swallow mate ! If I'm not rattling, I'm doing it wrong !
Unfortunately its all prescription stuff. If I'd taken a photo just to the left, of the tupperware box containing all my different drugs, you;d have a fit lol |
01-13-2018, 12:32 PM | #4 |
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If I did, would you have a pill for it?
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01-13-2018, 12:56 PM | #5 |
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Probably - Sometimes when I fill my prescriptions at the local chemist, they might say something like 'Sorry, but we are a box short of your metformin, can you come back tomorrow please?
At the point I feel like saying, 'How many you need? Gimme a chance to pop home and I'll sort you out !' |
01-13-2018, 01:40 PM | #6 |
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well, at least I hope you enjoyed the cake and enjoy it just as much at the other end too!
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01-13-2018, 01:43 PM | #7 |
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I'll update this thread with pics when it comes out tomorrow
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01-13-2018, 07:52 PM | #8 | |
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My new doctor tried to make me come in monthly for a Morphine prescription. I convinced her to do it every two months. I was in a nursing home at the time. I didn't take my own meds, they were given to me. Can I overdose? They watch you swallow each pill. I can't hoard them like you!
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01-13-2018, 07:59 PM | #9 |
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How do we know that's not a piece of poo made to look like a cake?
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01-13-2018, 09:07 PM | #10 |
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Aren't you afraid of constipation? ...
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01-14-2018, 02:04 AM | #11 |
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If he's taking metformin then type 2 (or he's pre-diabetic) and probably shouldn't be eating that cake
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01-14-2018, 03:06 AM | #12 | ||
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Type 2 - 4 Mtformin each day - No insulin
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I also take pills for liver issues and my kidney functions and a couple of other things... I'm falling apart ! |
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01-14-2018, 03:36 AM | #13 |
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It is nice to see that you can afford iMac.
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01-14-2018, 05:17 AM | #14 |
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Didn't you see the logo? It's a iCrap...
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01-14-2018, 09:21 AM | #15 |
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Pics????
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01-14-2018, 09:36 AM | #16 |
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I tried but dropped the phone down the toilet while trying to get an extra hot close up, and now it doesn't work...
Looks good and smells great, but doesn't work... Try calling me on 0303 123 7300 if you like - its broken... |
01-14-2018, 09:44 AM | #17 | |
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01-14-2018, 10:04 AM | #19 |
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Look into intermittent fasting. You could probably reverse a lot of your problems
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