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02-06-2018, 06:01 PM
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Machine Blows Up Their Tits
At my birthday lunch today, a couple of guys were sitting behind us. I wasn't paying attention to them until I heard, "that porn company does it".
Moron tells them that porn companies have a special machine that hooks up to boobs and makes a girl's tits get big. I'm thinking he means "tits" as in nipples but he explains that boobs go up to "like 44GGG" from the machine. I looked at the people I was with and was laughing until a friend asked if it was true and he liked machine boobs. I laughed so hard my eyes were watering! We talked to the movies and what was real. I wondered how many folks think the body parts aren't surgically-enhanced but are normal sized until "machines" enlarge them. I know guys use pumps but people seriously think the performers enlarge and deflate?
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02-06-2018, 07:22 PM
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I have a '' machine '' that does just that :
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02-06-2018, 08:20 PM
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02-06-2018, 08:58 PM
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Pay It Forward
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02-07-2018, 05:12 AM
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02-07-2018, 06:21 AM
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02-07-2018, 06:25 AM
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02-07-2018, 06:57 AM
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Don't let this distract you from the fact that you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits.
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02-07-2018, 08:46 AM
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02-07-2018, 08:49 AM
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02-07-2018, 04:34 PM
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02-07-2018, 05:26 PM
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02-08-2018, 08:56 AM
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Crazy people....
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02-08-2018, 01:50 PM
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Some people are just stupid.
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02-08-2018, 02:32 PM
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